🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Derpy]

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I don’t think Uber Eats hires violent convicted felons. I think they do a bare minimum background check and Ralph can’t pass it due to driving record and his felony.

He can’t do a lot of things because he is a convicted violent felon. I believe this is the real reason he has gone Mexico First.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Weren't you a paypig at some point? And do you really believe his cope about getting diversified by 4 robbers? He'd be dead if it were 4.

Ralph has admitted that it was only 1 guy now. The "why's it awlways 4 on 1?" cope was admitted to be a lie.

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OH MY GOD HE HAS THE KEFFALS HUNCH

 

[TJBirish]

Given the fact he's been showing a fair amount of cash on his stream and the realization he probably has every last penny to his name in cash, how hasn't he been robbed yet?

 

[break these cuffs]

Brb going to watch King of the Hill episode where Hank needs a prosthetic butt so he can tractor race.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

OH MY GOD HE HAS THE KEFFALS HUNCH
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Every time I see that sideview shot I think its Metal Jesus

 

[Donuteater]

See? Narcissist. Nothing's ever his fault.
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Any of this sound like someone we know?

That's why he gets along so well with Fuentes. They both see each other as making great decisions.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

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>I need to pay the electric bill
>The money, Ralph, where is the rest?
>Ralph...

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It looks like it's trying to bite the skin off a pumpkin

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

It looks like it's trying to bite the skin off a pumpkin

It's her Jewish foreskin-eating reflex.

 

[Mouse Cop]

OH MY GOD HE HAS THE KEFFALS HUNCH

What kind of shape is this fucker's spine in?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Given the fact he's been showing a fair amount of cash on his stream and the realization he probably has every last penny to his name in cash, how hasn't he been robbed yet?

The stench keeps burglars away.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The stench keeps burglars away.

The Tommy Tooter defense

 

[snootsnootsnoot]

OH MY GOD HE HAS THE KEFFALS HUNCH
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While your average troon has a hunch because of poor bone density because of hormones and/or puberty blockers, Ralph's hunch comes from the absurd amount of weight of his GUNT pulling his center of gravity forward, on top of being in a chair or on the phone all day making him lean, molding him into that state.

 

[Booby Jones]

There's no reason to bank on a grace period instead of paying the bill unless you're living paycheck to paycheck, bud.
I know that feel from back in the day, but lol at u.

 

[free_protons4u]

Who is going to start the "RALPH VS MEXICAN POWER COMPANY" thread?

Is it possible that Gunt will be so disrespected by the locals that he will live without power indefinitely, just to spite those asshole whore bitch a-logging cocksuckers? I MAY NEVA PAY MY BILLS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, BISH?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

While your average troon has a hunch because of poor bone density because of hormones and/or puberty blockers, Ralph's hunch comes from the absurd amount of weight of his GUNT pulling his center of gravity forward, on top of being in a chair or on the phone all day making him lean, molding him into that state.

Alcoholism will also make your bones brittle as fuck. One of these days his leg is going to snap in half just because he tripped on something

 

[break these cuffs]

There's no reason to bank on a grace period instead of paying the bill unless you're living paycheck to paycheck, bud.
I know that feel from back in the day, but lol at u.

That's the best part. Gunt's a big fucking baller. Why not pay when the bill becomes available? Why wait until the day it's due? I don't even do it with autopay because sometimes things fuck up and while I can afford to live in the United States and do get grace periods, why chance it? A grace period shouldn't be on the radar of someone making Gunt money. Next we're going to find out he fills up the Nissan on Fridays so he can earn enough xannieberries over the weekend to pay for it by the time the charge hits on Monday.

 

[AnOminous]

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It's probably for at least partly the same reason, too, his extremely low testosterone and high estrogen levels from his morbid obesity and Cushing's Syndrome. It also might not be the kyphosis from being chemically a eunuch, but also the fat "buffalo hump" Cushing's Syndrome sufferers often grow on their back.

Picture of the "buffalo hump."

 

[MeltyTW]

He acts humble pig when he needs to. He was fucking dosed and Mexican cops got no hollering.
On ride home if all goes... not disastrous it is the hollering video.

Idk he was barely containing his hollarin even then

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

no wonder he wanted to move to Africa. the nigga is poor as dirt!

 

[Weeb Slinger]

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