🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
OH MY GOD HE HAS THE KEFFALS HUNCH
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RALPH THIS IS YOUR FUTURE

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"Five Star Days" huh.

God at this rate it's time to mark Gunt's law in history. Ethan Ralph's life will go to shit every day in progressively stupid and pathetic ways. The joke that Ralph was cursed by some sort of autism demon when he recorded Chris Chan's arrest, is looking less like a joke. This dude is imploding in the most spectacular way.
 
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.iota. said:
it makes me sad to know that most of the users in this thread are too young to get this reference, but ...
every time that i see him with his hair slicked back with that stupid little curl plastered to his fat head, especially when he has a cheap cigar hanging out of his mouth, it reminds me of the owner of "pig burgers", from the 80's movie better off dead. ironically, the actor, chuck mitchell, also starred in the porky's movies.

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You mean Rocko?
 
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An automatic clown said:
We got a great picture of him at his wigger cookout too
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It looks like he has a bit of the buffalo hump but most of it is kyphosis like eunuchs get. I'm surprised he was able to impregnate a woman with the severe level of low-T he has to have to get an actual hunchback from it.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Ralph has admitted that it was only 1 guy now. The "why's it awlways 4 on 1?" cope was admitted to be a lie.


OH MY GOD HE HAS THE KEFFALS HUNCH
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Damn, and with the recent news coming out of Keffals having a coke addiction?? These two were absolutely made for each other! I can already see it now, beach side doing lines of coke off each other's hunches... What's not to love?!

Also come the fuck on Ralph there's no way this wasn't your fault, it's not like May is working-- all the money in that house lands in your hooves first.
It's actually even more embarrassing if it really is Mays fault, because if it is, that means he couldn't just pay the bill online and had to actually go to his landlords house or some shit, but that would require:
  1. Getting off his fat ass
  2. Being sober enough to drive
FUCK THAT IMA JUS GET MAH WIFE TO GO WALK THERE TAKE THE KID WITH YOU WHY THE FUCK YOU THINK I BOUGHT THAT STROLLER FOR BISH I GOTTA GO WATCH TUCKER CARLSON CLIPS PLUS IM OUTTA BEER SO HURRY THE FUCK UP

The rest is history, May is so fucking dense it's very likely she did forget to stop by while doing her 3rd run for Modelos that day, but it could also be some passive aggressive attack on Ethan for being such a fat retarded faggot. Either way we're definitely going to get some insight on tomorrows Sunrise (not like he has anything else to talk about anyway).
 
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SpergioLeonne said:
Oompa Loompa diggity dash
You’ll grow a great hump eating burgers from trash

What do you get when your clothes are too… small?
Can’t find find your size anywhere at the.. mall
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You've inspired me, sir.

Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got a shocking story for you

Oompa loompa doompety dee

Put down the booze and listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down pills

Eating and drinking the stuff of landfills

Wedding a cunt, growing such a large gunt

Can't tell your backside from your front

I don't like the smell of it

Oompa loompa doompety dark

South of the border, you are a mark

You will end up missing a head

Like your horse bride's sex drive, Doompety dead

Doompety dead
 
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Updatedmyjournal said:
Wait. you where a paypig to the gunt.
Fuck you no one should trust you
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I was a paypig to the gunt back when Zidan was on the Killstream. Once Ralph started cozying up to the pedophile Cory Barnhill (Zoom), I stopped. That was... Fuck, four years ago? More? It was before the Corn Harvest began.
 
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Die For Me! said:
Also come the fuck on Ralph there's no way this wasn't your fault, it's not like May is working-- all the money in that house lands in your hooves first.
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Imagine being such a worthless fat fuck that your electricity gets turned off because you're too broke to pay it, and instead of just hiding this fact in shame, you actually post about it. This dumb asshole could have made any other excuse for his absolute failure as a head of household.

Instead he not only admits he's a broke-ass loser, but makes himself look even MORE pathetic by trying to blame it on his whorse. Basically admitting he isn't even a man in charge of his household, but a pathetic loser dependent on other people to do everything for him.

He's that much of a loser, and he deliberately broadcast that fact.
 
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