Ralph will never understand that we WANT him to win. Every single time Ralph wins, we win more because his 'win' always comes at some kind of personal cost to him in the name of preserving his public persona or to own tha ayylawgz. He could even lose EVERYTHING and if there were some way he could spin it publicly to appear like an eChad, he would spend his last paypiggy coins on it. Hell, he'd get a fucking bank loan he couldn't repay to 'win' the internet.
'Winning' is what gave us the greatest harvest of all time. I've been reading a few gay cope posts on various threads since the Gunted One waddled his pig tail out of court to do a victory lap on the internet.
I'm predicting the best nectar ahead of us. Corn relish all-round boys, the prophecy is etched in stone.