🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    387
Ralph went live like 5 mins ago and people have noticed right away that his hair is looking very combover-y today, just like the clip posted above from a few days ago. It's getting obvious.

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The most poetic thing about Ralph’s current trajectory is the way in which his vices strengthen each other.

For example, alprazolam (i.e. Xanax) hits your striate nucleus just like a stimulant does and generates a boatload of extracellular dopamine concentrations there. This area of your brain receives neural input from the ventral tegmentum and prefrontal cortex and the synergy regulates your decision making (among many other things). All that extracellular dopamine being present creates this cascading effect that damn near ablates your impulse control and the bad decisions really start to pile up.

What makes alprazolam even worse is that it has pharmacokinetic properties, such as low lipophilicity and a short halflife, that make it more akin to popping chocolate covered raisins. The peak effects are gone within a few hours at most and with a lack of impulse control, people start taking more before your body has eliminated a third of it. This compounds all the negative cognitive effects already present from the earlier dose.

This makes Ralph’s brain encourage his use of alcohol, engage in more gambling, and lust after May in front of the camera and remark that he “almost” fucked her right there and then. It will also encourage violence and a callous disregard for others' health and safety, because the usual mechanisms for those kind of thoughts and notions are essentially muted.

Factor that he is in Mexico, where just about any vice can be met and is absolutely not a place where Americans want to be cognitively handicapped and we really are just a few bad decisions away from something terrible transpiring (if it hasn’t already and we just don’t know about it yet).

Up until recently, I had Ralph dying in his mid-fifties. The longer he stays in Mexico, the closer his vomit soaked sunset gets.
 
Ralph went live like 5 mins ago and people have noticed right away that his hair is looking very combover-y today, just like the clip posted above from a few days ago. It's getting obvious.

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He’s emulating his bald friend Dax, who is emulating Michael Bolton by pretending long hair means you’re not bald. I hope Meigh is good at giving home perms since Ralph can’t afford a salon.

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The stream isn't going very well, is it?
Surprised it's not "My mommy died and my dad is a stain on a couch, I might tweet about my son next time I go to america to hang out with gay dudes and I might kill myself because I lost my twitter checkmark. I need your money!"
 
Ralph went live like 5 mins ago and people have noticed right away that his hair is looking very combover-y today, just like the clip posted above from a few days ago. It's getting obvious.

A pic from someone else
Can't stop winning. He is going to look like Jason Statham soon. Well top of his head will. If Jason Stathams scalp had rosacea and liver spots.
One ugly fuck and getting uglier.

*Had to hop on cozy to see... But... He is just watching stuff without commenting on it at all. Fuck you are shit streamer Ralph. You really are shit at your job and will find yourself from ditch because of it.
 
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The most poetic thing about Ralph’s current trajectory is the way in which his vices strengthen each other.
And even if he wanted to stop, he's probably past the point of no return and must keep drinking and munching xannies or risk death from withdrawals. Great choice of drugs, Ralph. Of all substances in the world you picked two that can kill even if you stop taking them.
 
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Potential explanations for Ralph's decline among his Paypigs.

1. Fuentes pulled the plug behind the scenes

2. They are genuinely sick of Ralph and his content

3. The retirement/suicide baiting woke them up to what a pathetic, manipulative, bitch he is

4. They've realized its more entertaining to watch him sperg and flail as he fails, something we've known for a while here, so they've collectively decided to escalate things

5. They're all just busy today and can't spare 4+ hours to watch him spiral

6. Other - write in your own

Taking all bets.
 
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The stream isn't going very well, is it?
It's a lot worse then usual, zero content or input on anything, just sitting there playing News clips while checking his phone. He acts a lot less like a host or even a co-host, but more like the co-hosts girl friend when it comes to generating any meaningful insight or commentary on clips he's playing. He's also stuffing his face with chips while listening to this old ladies story on the News and every 3 minutes or so he just shouts "truss no bish" while crinkling the chip bag loudly... The Killstream is consistently the worst fucking content on the internet i swear to fucking god... Just hurry up and start popping pills please, you're a lot funnier when you can't figure out how to unmute somebody for 20 minutes.

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And even if he wanted to stop, he's probably past the point of no return and must keep drinking and munching xannies or risk death from withdrawals. Great choice of drugs, Ralph. Of all substances in the world you picked two that can kill even if you stop taking them.
If you've ever had a particularly stacked sandwich or burger you may have experienced a similar phenomena.

Once you pick it up and begin eating it, you have committed to one of two outcomes. Either you attempt to put it down in which case it almost certainly falls apart into a mess, or you keep eating it until it is finished.

While it may be possible to put it down safely such a prospect is indeed a gamble at best.
 
Potential explanations for Ralph's decline among his Paypigs.

1. Fuentes pulled the plug behind the scenes

2. They are genuinely sick of Ralph and his content

3. The retirement/suicide baiting woke them up to what a pathetic, manipulative, bitch he is

4. They've realized its more entertaining to watch him sperg and flail as he fails, something we've known for a while here, so they've collectively decided to escalate things

5. They're all just busy today and can't spare 4+ hours to watch him spiral

6. Other - write in your own

Taking all bets.
The fact that he regularly just passes out on stream now certainly isn't helping. You can only watch some fat half dead loser nod off and piss his underwear so many times before it loses its novelty.
 
It's a lot worse then usual, zero content or input on anything, just sitting there playing News clips while checking his phone. He acts a lot less like a host or even a co-host, but more like the co-hosts girl friend when it comes to generating any meaningful insight or commentary on clips he's playing. He's also stuffing his face with chips while listening to this old ladies story on the News and every 3 minutes or so he just shouts "truss no bish" while crinkling the chip bag loudly... The Killstream is consistently the worst fucking content on the internet i swear to fucking god... Just hurry up and start popping pills please, you're a lot funnier when you can't figure out how to unmute somebody for 20 minutes.

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Surprised it's not "My mommy died and my dad is a stain on a couch, I might tweet about my son next time I go to america to hang out with gay dudes and I might kill myself because I lost my twitter checkmark. I need your money!"
My life has already improved vastly since I've taken some time off from Ralph; it's easy to forget how mind numbing the Killstream can become.
Imagine being one of the subhumans that supports this "show" financially.
 
Potential explanations for Ralph's decline among his Paypigs.

1. Fuentes pulled the plug behind the scenes

2. They are genuinely sick of Ralph and his content

3. The retirement/suicide baiting woke them up to what a pathetic, manipulative, bitch he is

4. They've realized its more entertaining to watch him sperg and flail as he fails, something we've known for a while here, so they've collectively decided to escalate things

5. They're all just busy today and can't spare 4+ hours to watch him spiral

6. Other - write in your own

Taking all bets.
It also doesn't help that he doxxes & berates his paypiggies
 
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