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- Apr 6, 2019
The gay little Ronnie wisp of hair is distracting and makes it look like a combover.
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He’s emulating his bald friend Dax, who is emulating Michael Bolton by pretending long hair means you’re not bald. I hope Meigh is good at giving home perms since Ralph can’t afford a salon.Ralph went live like 5 mins ago and people have noticed right away that his hair is looking very combover-y today, just like the clip posted above from a few days ago. It's getting obvious.
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Surprised it's not "My mommy died and my dad is a stain on a couch, I might tweet about my son next time I go to america to hang out with gay dudes and I might kill myself because I lost my twitter checkmark. I need your money!"View attachment 4649344
The stream isn't going very well, is it?
Can't stop winning. He is going to look like Jason Statham soon. Well top of his head will. If Jason Stathams scalp had rosacea and liver spots.Ralph went live like 5 mins ago and people have noticed right away that his hair is looking very combover-y today, just like the clip posted above from a few days ago. It's getting obvious.
A pic from someone else
And even if he wanted to stop, he's probably past the point of no return and must keep drinking and munching xannies or risk death from withdrawals. Great choice of drugs, Ralph. Of all substances in the world you picked two that can kill even if you stop taking them.The most poetic thing about Ralph’s current trajectory is the way in which his vices strengthen each other.
That's because the Ralphamale ain't no pussy, bish! I told u I was hardcore!Great choice of drugs, Ralph. Of all substances in the world you picked the two that can kill even if you stop taking them.
It's a lot worse then usual, zero content or input on anything, just sitting there playing News clips while checking his phone. He acts a lot less like a host or even a co-host, but more like the co-hosts girl friend when it comes to generating any meaningful insight or commentary on clips he's playing. He's also stuffing his face with chips while listening to this old ladies story on the News and every 3 minutes or so he just shouts "truss no bish" while crinkling the chip bag loudly... The Killstream is consistently the worst fucking content on the internet i swear to fucking god... Just hurry up and start popping pills please, you're a lot funnier when you can't figure out how to unmute somebody for 20 minutes.View attachment 4649344
The stream isn't going very well, is it?
If you've ever had a particularly stacked sandwich or burger you may have experienced a similar phenomena.And even if he wanted to stop, he's probably past the point of no return and must keep drinking and munching xannies or risk death from withdrawals. Great choice of drugs, Ralph. Of all substances in the world you picked two that can kill even if you stop taking them.
The fact that he regularly just passes out on stream now certainly isn't helping. You can only watch some fat half dead loser nod off and piss his underwear so many times before it loses its novelty.Potential explanations for Ralph's decline among his Paypigs.
1. Fuentes pulled the plug behind the scenes
2. They are genuinely sick of Ralph and his content
3. The retirement/suicide baiting woke them up to what a pathetic, manipulative, bitch he is
4. They've realized its more entertaining to watch him sperg and flail as he fails, something we've known for a while here, so they've collectively decided to escalate things
5. They're all just busy today and can't spare 4+ hours to watch him spiral
6. Other - write in your own
Taking all bets.
It's a lot worse then usual, zero content or input on anything, just sitting there playing News clips while checking his phone. He acts a lot less like a host or even a co-host, but more like the co-hosts girl friend when it comes to generating any meaningful insight or commentary on clips he's playing. He's also stuffing his face with chips while listening to this old ladies story on the News and every 3 minutes or so he just shouts "truss no bish" while crinkling the chip bag loudly... The Killstream is consistently the worst fucking content on the internet i swear to fucking god... Just hurry up and start popping pills please, you're a lot funnier when you can't figure out how to unmute somebody for 20 minutes.
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My life has already improved vastly since I've taken some time off from Ralph; it's easy to forget how mind numbing the Killstream can become.Surprised it's not "My mommy died and my dad is a stain on a couch, I might tweet about my son next time I go to america to hang out with gay dudes and I might kill myself because I lost my twitter checkmark. I need your money!"
It also doesn't help that he doxxes & berates his paypiggiesPotential explanations for Ralph's decline among his Paypigs.
1. Fuentes pulled the plug behind the scenes
2. They are genuinely sick of Ralph and his content
3. The retirement/suicide baiting woke them up to what a pathetic, manipulative, bitch he is
4. They've realized its more entertaining to watch him sperg and flail as he fails, something we've known for a while here, so they've collectively decided to escalate things
5. They're all just busy today and can't spare 4+ hours to watch him spiral
6. Other - write in your own
Taking all bets.