🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Pit Viper Salesman]

A sex offender is simply an offender whose crime involved sex. There is a difference between a sex offender and a registered sex offender, or you wouldn't need the extra word.

Ralph is a sex offender. He committed a crime involving sex which he then pled no contest to.

Pled “no contest” to and was then found guilty by the court of. That last part he seems to often forget.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Wild theory (give me them rainbows):

Ralph is dying. He knows he is on borrowed time so better procreate as much as possible and get trashed daily. Why worry about money and kids when you know you’re gonna be dead within the year.

The only Spanish May will say to the paramedics is “No revivir”.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Talking about fuck marry kill? Not funny and needs jail.

It's not that it "needs jail", it's that it's a gay sex fantasy consisting of thinly veiled homoeroticism from a man whose closet is as deep as his obesity is morbid.

The fact that the fantasy involves another individual who also expresses anti-gay opinions before turning around and describing his detailed homoerotic rape fantasies is just a delicious irony.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Ralph isn't creative or charismatic whatsoever. He had a "right time, right place" situation ala the Killstream and that was the extent of his artistry.

The show now is just a natural progression for something created by someone like him. He can't even get Z-tier guests on the show anymore, which expedited the descent. This is what happens when opportunities are handed to you and thinking the opposite.

i find it hilarious that ralph was given a golden opportunity to build his stream, he was streaming during gamergate which was a boon to everyone in the sektur, he had jim on his show many times, plus all the other decent name guest he could still get at the time and interview. ralph really did get handed such a great opportunity to get a big name show going. anyone half way competenet and with a iq > 90 could have made that the start of a pretty decent streaming career. of course, being the ralphamale, he flushed it all down the toilet. typical wigger white trash, even when given the opportunity to elevate themselves they piss it all away. he started with a solid show and now he is struggling to get 300 viewers. is this what a five star day looks like?

Anyways, let's see what else I, uh... It was Merida. They called Merida, "the playground of the sektur." There was no place like it, in the whole Guntosphere, like Merida when I was a hog. No place in the sektur like it, and it was a bonafide Ralphamale W. Now my Memphis Meatslab's shrunk down to almost nothing, you see. And, uh, I still remember through my Xanax haze how things used to be, and uh, you know, those were five-star days. But alawgs from all over the Farms came here. From all over the Farms, it was the playground -- they called it the playground of the sektur, over here. Anyways, uh, I... uh... you know... I even got -- when I was, uh, when my daughter was very small, I even drove off without her in Merida, but I found her. On the, on, riding my mare. And we used to sleep on the Killstream there, sleep while on stream. The Ralphamale don't do that anymore. Things changed, you see. Hogs don't shart anymore on the stream...

this belongs in a museum.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Just watched a snipe and saw them cooing at an English TTS with Japanese phonetic pronunciation like it was sorcery.

お前みたいなゴミ人間に限ってそんなことに感動しやがるんだ。本を読め、バカ野郎。

 

[heathercho]

Just watched a snipe and saw them cooing at an English TTS with Japanese phonetic pronunciation like it was sorcery.

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お前みたいなゴミ人間に限ってそんなことに感動しやがるんだ。本を読め、バカ野郎。

Do not anger god,
Horse is a delicacy,
Ancestors vengeful.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Do not anger god,
Horse is a delicacy,
Ancestors vengeful.

Ron rub you rong time
No dolla sucky sucky
Watch cartoons to cope

 

[cistendered]

Late clip, but a highlight from Thursday's stream. As a true and honest Ralphamale™ I know that when the truck needs maintenance and I want to make sure it's done right I yell at my wife to do it.

 

[Phony Chicken]

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Late clip, but a highlight from Thursday's stream. As a true and honest Ralphamale™ I know that when the truck needs maintenance and I want to make sure it's done right I yell at my wife to do it.

Lol what a piece of shit. It's ok though, Meigh clearly likes being treated like a door mat.

 

[Slur Slurries]

He can't change his own oil in his truck? Lol fag.

 

[Phony Chicken]

He can't change his own oil in his truck? Lol fag.

Ralph doesn't know what tools are or how to do any physical labor beyond pouring another drink.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

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Late clip, but a highlight from Thursday's stream. As a true and honest Ralphamale™ I know that when the truck needs maintenance and I want to make sure it's done right I yell at my wife to do it.

You know bitch, if you just streamed yourself changing the oil, you'd not only make money but you might also improve yourself and your catboy audience. Hell its not even something you'd have to be sober to do, in point of fact it'd be more entertaining if you weren't. And you'd get some actual southern redneck cred.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wish she was smart enough to cut the brakes.

 

[Die For Me!]

Spoiler: Sleepy Ethan RAW+ notes

Just thought id upload the full 10 something minutes of ralph just straight up falling the fuck to sleep on his fox news re stream:

• This clip is almost 200 mb
• notice that the chat is frozen, if anyone happens to have live footage of the chat please upload!
• Bibble did not wake ethan up and instead watched until he finally did wake up and then laughed at him; Ethan vs Bibble thread incoming??

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I wish she was smart enough to cut the brakes.

Better to just put a pinhole in the line. They’ll feel normal when starting the truck, but at some point in traffic the pedal will just go to the floor.

 

[Altina]

So, minor power leveling as a footy fan, but thats a scarf not a bib. Fucker goes to one Roma game that he probably hated and now starts wearing Real Madrid shit like a fucking retard. Guarantee you he saw a bunch of other mexicans walking around with the jersey so he bought it to try and seem like a cool sports guy

Ralph makes a scarf look like a bib.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

A sex offender is simply an offender whose crime involved sex. There is a difference between a sex offender and a registered sex offender, or you wouldn't need the extra word.

Ralph is a sex offender. He committed a crime involving sex which he then pled no contest to.

And was then convicted of that crime and given a suspended sentence of one year.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

The alarming thing is that Ralph is the sole breadwinner in a household that is currently dangling by the precarious thread of his rapidly fading health.

The clips I have seen of his recent streams remind me of the episode of South Park where a decrepit and barely-cogent Rod Stewart shits his pants in front of Jesus.

Even if he doesn't keel over and die in the next few months, there is a day fast approaching where the best possible Killstream will consist of Meigh propping Ralph in front of the camera and broadcasting his dementia-addled ramblings in what will amount to a one-sided bum fight.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The clips I have seen of his recent streams remind me of the episode of South Park where a decrepit and barely-cogent Rod Stewart shits his pants in front of Jesus

Well that episode was made just about 25 years ago and Rod Stewart is still kicking, maybe the shame will keep Ralph alive for another quarter century

 

[John Andrews Stan]

there is a day fast approaching where the best possible Killstream will consist of Meigh propping Ralph in front of the camera and broadcasting his dementia-addled ramblings in what will amount to a one-sided bum fight.

I think that started last week tbh.