🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

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TJBirish said:
Ralph simply has no idea how much children cost to raise.
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More than the monetary cost, I think, is the stress and work. When you have a baby less than a year old, they don't sleep through the night. You need to get up with them anywhere from 1-3 times in the middle of the night to change and sometimes feed them. If the baby is crying at night and you don't change their diaper, they sit in their own poop and pee for hours and end up getting a bad diaper rash, which is not only painful for them but can lead to an infection. Then there's the feeding. At this age, she might be going through 6 or so bottles a day. I don't know if May can breastfeed, but given the drinking and drugs, I hope she isn't. Preparing a bottle of formula, making sure it's not too hot or too cold, takes a few minutes in and of itself, but then you need to hold the baby and hold the bottle up to her mouth the entire time she's drinking it, which can take around 30 minutes if she's a slow drinker, or less if she's fast. You need to burp the baby so she doesn't end up puking in her mouth, being unable to roll over, and suffocating. This is all just to keep the thing alive. This is to say nothing of interacting with the baby, giving her the mental stimulation she needs for her brain to develop properly, playing with her, giving her tummy time to help strengthen her muscles, and the important skin-to-skin contact of just holding her so that she doesn't turn into a neurotic psycopath (look up Harlow's Wire Mother experiment).

Who is taking care of the baby here? It's not Ralph, that's for sure. I can't see May waking up several times a night to change and feed the baby, especially if she's getting drunk and high. I guarantee nobody is playing with her or giving her the proper mental stimulation. They had a nanny at one point, but apparently she's gone now. I've heard stories of mothers drowning their children in the bathtub because they couldn't cope with the constant demands of taking care of a baby. I guess they're just getting fucked up and ignoring it, but that means the baby is probably hungry, rashed up, in pain, and bored out of its skull. No wonder it cries all the time.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Wild theory (give me them rainbows):

Ralph is dying. He knows he is on borrowed time so better procreate as much as possible and get trashed daily. Why worry about money and kids when you know you’re gonna be dead within the year.
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That is literally what is happening. Ralph has said numerous times that he'll be dead soon and he wants his next kid to be Ethan Ralph Jr.
 
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TJBirish said:
Ralph simply has no idea how much children cost to raise.
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Why would he need to? He's never going to do that shit.
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well people like ralph do tend to breed like roaches, so it probably is true. he, beign the true ralphamale and fan of the farms is just ensuring that in 18 years time we will ahve three new cows to add to this board. the corn harvest will never sop.
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It's disgusting. Motherfucker's liver is hanging on by a thread, and if his genes mean anything, his kidneys don't have long, either. The pancreas is probably nuked. He's about to go diabetic if he isn't already. But his tiny little mouse balls can still generate retard cum. Idiocracy in action.
GiveMeTheMoney said:
He said he doesn't mix his drugs with alcohol, which is a blatant lie because he did previously.
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What a pussy. What kind of man can't mix booze and xannies with impunity? And he calls himself a Ralphamale!
 
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average ralph viewer

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TJBirish said:
Ralph simply has no idea how much children cost to raise.
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My weirdo loser fixation with true crime keeps making me come back around to seeing Ralph as a wider, southern-trash version of Mick Philpott. Wants a gross polycule relationship that only he benefits from, pumps out kids for his own ego and for benefit-scrounging. Constantly getting into legal bullshit out of entitlement. Just swap garbage daytime tv appearances with the Killstream as the source of his 'fame' addiction.

I'm legitimately scared that he's going to go over the edge in a similar fashion to Philpott too.
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
That is literally what is happening. Ralph has said numerous times that he'll be dead soon and he wants his next kid to be Ethan Ralph Jr.
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What a retard, he should know that after the failure of the first host, he is cursed by the sonichu demon to only sire girls until Crystal is born, in accordance with destiny.
 
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Mouse Cop said:
More than the monetary cost, I think, is the stress and work. When you have a baby less than a year old, they don't sleep through the night. You need to get up with them anywhere from 1-3 times in the middle of the night to change and sometimes feed them. If the baby is crying at night and you don't change their diaper, they sit in their own poop and pee for hours and end up getting a bad diaper rash, which is not only painful for them but can lead to an infection. Then there's the feeding. At this age, she might be going through 6 or so bottles a day. I don't know if May can breastfeed, but given the drinking and drugs, I hope she isn't. Preparing a bottle of formula, making sure it's not too hot or too cold, takes a few minutes in and of itself, but then you need to hold the baby and hold the bottle up to her mouth the entire time she's drinking it, which can take around 30 minutes if she's a slow drinker, or less if she's fast. You need to burp the baby so she doesn't end up puking in her mouth, being unable to roll over, and suffocating. This is all just to keep the thing alive. This is to say nothing of interacting with the baby, giving her the mental stimulation she needs for her brain to develop properly, playing with her, giving her tummy time to help strengthen her muscles, and the important skin-to-skin contact of just holding her so that she doesn't turn into a neurotic psycopath (look up Harlow's Wire Mother experiment).

Who is taking care of the baby here? It's not Ralph, that's for sure. I can't see May waking up several times a night to change and feed the baby, especially if she's getting drunk and high. I guarantee nobody is playing with her or giving her the proper mental stimulation. They had a nanny at one point, but apparently she's gone now. I've heard stories of mothers drowning their children in the bathtub because they couldn't cope with the constant demands of taking care of a baby. I guess they're just getting fucked up and ignoring it, but that means the baby is probably hungry, rashed up, in pain, and bored out of its skull. No wonder it cries all the time.
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Well, that baby is nearly a year old. She's unlikely to need the high-intensity nighttime feeding regimen you describe or (we can hope) unable to turn over. She should long be on solid food by now and long past "tummy time."

None of that is to defend the horse and her owner and their shitty non-parenting, but grounding in reality is a good thing, and a near-1-yo is nothing like a newborn.
 
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oh man seems like bibble is now getting a little struggle session over Ralph attempting to get Rand arrested. Will this be another bridge burned?

edit: seems it will not, the xannies must have kicked in ralph is taking bibble disagreeing with him without hollarin too much.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Well, that baby is nearly a year old. She's unlikely to need the high-intensity nighttime feeding regimen you describe or (we can hope) unable to turn over. She should long be on solid food by now and long past "tummy time."

None of that is to defend the horse and her owner and their shitty non-parenting, but grounding in reality is a good thing, and a near-1-yo is nothing like a newborn.
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Toddlers are a thousand times more trouble than newborns.

And then they start TALKING.

The Gunt will dump Mrs. Ed long before that.
 
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