🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Ralph had this to say in chat before he left while also accidentally keeping the stream up (Cozy admin later ended it for him):

LMAO, this has become such a regular event for Ralph I wouldn't be surprised if the cozy admins set this up specifically for him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph had this to say in chat before he left while also accidentally keeping the stream up (Cozy admin later ended it for him):

There’s a non-zero chance we’ll get a literal killstream soon.

 

[Bepis]

I for one look forward to the flood of true crime Guntumentaries to come after The Incident

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

They're not the same price in Mexico, Modelo's an industrial beer in Mexico, priced as one, but when it gets exported it gets sold as this fancy stuff when it really is not. There's Mexican craft beer and shit but you need to know the right places, and it's also not normally seen in supermarkets, wheras Modelo you can get from a corner store. Do you think he cares enough to get to a proper beer shop instead of just gunt-shuffling to the nearest place where you can buy a 6-pack?

I don't think he cares enough. I was just trying to be a mensch. Realistically, Ralph should start drinking Steel Reserve. Idk how much it is in Mexico, but in America, it's $2 for an 8% 24oz can. I've heard it's higher in other states. Steel Reserve seems like a pretty Ralphamale beer with how fucking sweet it is.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Ralph simply has no idea how much children cost to raise.

he doesn't care about raising them. just want his bloodline to live on to own John Cooner and Daddy Jim.

 

[Truly Rural]

Spoiler: Disgusting sex talk

Ralph and May appear to have rediscovered sex lately. It seems like they didn't have any sex since Rozy was born til just recently and have decided to punish us by oversharing. May's behavior is indicative of high sexual frustration. She is always stiff, unlike Ralph's penis. You do not see that stiffness in woman who are used to physical contact with a man when she is sitting in his lap, waking him up from coma or grabbing her by the pussy.

The surprise pussy grab in front of the camera is many things, and it sure can (and should) shock her and cause her to freeze some which is why I'm taking into account every interaction between them including their wedding photos in which they seem to be physically estranged from each other. Ralph's way of describing her nipples last night is a new phenomenon for him. He just found that out, this was breaking news year late. I suspect May was just giving him blowjobs if anything. They rediscovered intercourse since Ralph decided it is time to reroll the reroll Rozy and created another spite demon. That's when he started oversharing in most disgusting manner. My conclusion is they are trying to break out of dry spell, it won't last

Also I think May is trying to impose some boundaries. There are things we see and things we don't see. I think they had "the talk" and May successfully scared him about ending it with him. I don't know what conditions they agreed to but I am sure there is some agreement between them. The reason for this is because of how often Ralph will ask her things like: "Did I cross the line" "Is this disrespectful" out of seemingly nowhere. This is out of character for him and just started happening recently. He is anxious and is checking his standing with her. She grabbed him by the balls somewhat, sadly since she is a moron she forgot to restrain him from grabbing her by the bussy and talking about sex with her on streams.

Ralph attempted to say few nice things about her last night. He admitted she could have left him but didn't. Newsflash Ralph: She still can.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph: I don't scare!

Also Ralph: ooooh I'm so nervy wervy doctow doctow pwease give me brave boy pills so I can cope with the big scawy world!

 

[MeltyTW]

piggies pay up and the show continues on, and things go downhill very quickly, after inviting Bibble onto the show, Ralph turns off his camera and starts floating on cloud 9:

Allegedly paid up, doubt anyone was worried enough to pay to see some guy pass out on stream for some extra bit of time

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph: I don't scare!

Also Ralph: ooooh I'm so nervy wervy doctow doctow pwease give me brave boy pills so I can cope with the big scawy world!

Nothing is more bitchmade than being a 14 year old female and begging for benzos for “m m my anxiety”

 

[Midnight Cooking]

Nobody caught this clip where Ralph discusses his thoughts on the 2020 election results? From 5:43;02 last night.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Nothing is more bitchmade than being a 14 year old female and begging for benzos for “m m my anxiety”

Has to drink to cope, take meds due to his anxiety, constantly post shit on social media to own strangers on the Internet, projects all his insecurities on everyone else just to feel better and spends money on dumb shit to prove he not a broke dick nigga.

It's like a thug in bubble wrap.

 

[Anonanon]

Ralph is making

Spoiler: Disgusting sex talk

Ralph and May appear to have rediscovered sex lately. It seems like they didn't have any sex since Rozy was born til just recently and have decided to punish us by oversharing. May's behavior is indicative of high sexual frustration. She is always stiff, unlike Ralph's penis. You do not see that stiffness in woman who are used to physical contact with a man when she is sitting in his lap, waking him up from coma or grabbing her by the pussy.

The surprise pussy grab in front of the camera is many things, and it sure can (and should) shock her and cause her to freeze some which is why I'm taking into account every interaction between them including their wedding photos in which they seem to be physically estranged from each other. Ralph's way of describing her nipples last night is a new phenomenon for him. He just found that out, this was breaking news year late. I suspect May was just giving him blowjobs if anything. They rediscovered intercourse since Ralph decided it is time to reroll the reroll Rozy and created another spite demon. That's when he started oversharing in most disgusting manner. My conclusion is they are trying to break out of dry spell, it won't last

Also I think May is trying to impose some boundaries. There are things we see and things we don't see. I think they had "the talk" and May successfully scared him about ending it with him. I don't know what conditions they agreed to but I am sure there is some agreement between them. The reason for this is because of how often Ralph will ask her things like: "Did I cross the line" "Is this disrespectful" out of seemingly nowhere. This is out of character for him and just started happening recently. He is anxious and is checking his standing with her. She grabbed him by the balls somewhat, sadly since she is a moron she forgot to restrain him from grabbing her by the bussy and talking about sex with her on streams.

Ralph attempted to say few nice things about her last night. He admitted she could have left him but didn't. Newsflash Ralph: She still can.

I think Ralph is honestly is way more secure in his relationship than kiwi copers think. When Faith was noping out of there May was the point man declaring she would be number 2 wife and take care of the kid.

Her leaving would be even more embarrassing for her than Ralph, they are soulmates and aided him every step of the way even alienating her family over him. She'll only grovel to Harry when Ralph has a stroke or something.

 

[MeltyTW]

I think Ralph is honestly is way more secure in his relationship than kiwi copers think. When Faith was noping out of there May was the point man declaring she would be number 2 wife and take care of the kid.

you mean the relationship he has with "a whore who claims to be my wife" ?
sure thing there bud. and cows piss gold and ralph owns the darksyde of the moon

edit seriously i laughed so hard i almost choked on my grilled cheese.

 

[Anonanon]

you mean the relationship he has with "a whore who claims to be my wife" ?
sure thing there bud. and cows piss gold and ralph owns the darksyde of the moon

edit seriously i laughed so hard i almost choked on my grilled cheese.

Oh they're White trash and will humiliate themselves and each other no disagreement there . Still soulmates

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Oh they're White trash and will humiliate themselves and each other no disagreement there . Still soulmates

Ok, there’s a difference between “the relationship is secure” and “Ralph FEELS secure in the relationship.”

Ralph doesn’t feel secure in the relationship, he’s sure he’s getting cucked everytime she’s not in eyesight

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Hey look at me I know about beer.

Nobody cares.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

The only security the gunt has in his life is that its due to an early ending. And that is something all of his fans AND detractors agree with.

 

[Anonanon]

Ok, there’s a difference between “the relationship is secure” and “Ralph FEELS secure in the relationship.”

Ralph doesn’t feel secure in the relationship, he’s sure he’s getting cucked everytime she’s not in eyesight

Yeah but Ralph isn't secure in anything, ergo why he spends more time on the stream shouting at random kiwi chat comments than his own paypiggies. Just saying the odds of May leaving are avery low.

 

[Franz Joseph]

He's literally lusting after Keffal's fake tits right now.
He even referred to Keffals as "she" and talked about "her" big tits at length.
This is fucked.

Ralph/Keffals sex tape when?

 

[MeltyTW]

Oh they're White trash and will humiliate themselves and each other no disagreement there . Still soulmates

.... no. they fucking hate each other and theyre both rightfully suspicious or really just outright know that theyre both cheating on each other. thats not being a secure person about it.

Just saying the odds of May leaving are a very low.

oh you mean secure in the sense thatll it last. well yeah, meigh has tons of insecurities as does ralph that ensures theyre co-dependent on each other emotionally. ralphs the best meigh can do and meighs the best ralph can do