🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[SpergioLeonne]

ralphs the best meigh can do and meighs the best ralph can do

https://youtu.be/p0xy-LoDi94

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ralph/Keffals sex tape when?

I wish there was a vomit rating.

 

[Lambda Force]

Nobody caught this clip where Ralph discusses his thoughts on the 2020 election results? From 5:43;02 last night.

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Is there some missing context here or is he so fucked up he thought George W. Bush was running in 2020?

 

[Massacre]

Oh they're White trash and will humiliate themselves and each other no disagreement there . Still soulmates

Bless their hearts, they don't know no better.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

For all the free entertainment, I will give you this one genuine kindness that I would give to any of my friends. Stop drinking the fucking Modelo and Mexican beer. Get some Bitburger, Radeburger, or Hacker-Pschorr Munich Gold. They are delicious German beers, in the same price ballpark as the Mexican shit, and you can drink a fucking truckload of them and not get uncomfortably full or sick. If you want to spend a little bit more, you can get something like Gaffel Kolsch or Weihenstephaner. You'd probably enjoy weissbier, hefe-weizen, or doppelbock style beers as well. They're very sweet. Check them out, too. Anyway, I've done my Ralphamitzvah for the Ralphamensch.

Counterpoint: 4loko is $3.25 and 14% ABV.

I wish I was man enough to slug 2 and chase it with some Xanax and maybe a couple nips on livestream. It would probably kill me because I’m such a pussy.

 

[Art School Admissions]

I think Ralph is honestly is way more secure in his relationship than kiwi copers think. When Faith was noping out of there May was the point man declaring she would be number 2 wife and take care of the kid.

Her leaving would be even more embarrassing for her than Ralph, they are soulmates and aided him every step of the way even alienating her family over him. She'll only grovel to Harry when Ralph has a stroke or something.

That’s a Texas sized troll there, good buddy.

 

[Midnight Cooking]

Is there some missing context here or is he so fucked up he thought George W. Bush was running in 2020?

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was fucked up enough to mix up the years. He was talking about election stealing immediately before. But it's still a funny mistake.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

O.K. just to address this point.
Yes. The pig and the horse are soulmates.
He gets off on insulting her, and she gets off on being insulted.
He gets off by being the man no woman would "stand by" and she gets off on standing by the man no other woman would.

They have earned each other. And if the sheer horror of that fact doesn't explain why feeder in chief has the "no poo touch" "no pozz" rule then you are far too retarded to read this.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

O.K. just to address this point.
Yes. The pig and the horse are soulmates.
He gets off on insulting her, and she gets off on being insulted.
He gets off by being the man no woman would "stand by" and she gets off on standing by the man no other woman would.

They have earned each other. And if the sheer horror of that fact doesn't explain why feeder in chief has the "no poo touch" "no pozz" rule then you are far too retarded to read this.

There’s a small thing that confused me about all of this.

Like, Ralph’s porcine taxonomy is beyond dispute, granted. But you also have to consider that it’s gotta be homo for him to get erectus.

 

[heathercho]

The killstream was as gay as always, there are some choice clips to be made about how Ralph is waiting for his uncle to die for not only his house, but also his aunties wedding ring, which he will then bestow happily onto May without having to pay a single dime (thanks Uncle! ). There's also a bit about him calling out Null or whatever, but these were nothing compared to the following clips from the last 2 hours of the show:

Tonights Pillstream began about 5 hours into the show, with the donation goal not being met and Ralph threatening to end the show:
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The piggies pay up and the show continues on, and things go downhill very quickly, after inviting Bibble onto the show, Ralph turns off his camera and starts floating on cloud 9:
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Ralph cant get the camera on again, and attempts to get it to work but mutes Bibble on accident:
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Someone donates a song during the technical difficulties, which then summons Ralphs inner Joker:
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Later, Ralph somehow manages to turn the camera on, but it's stuck on a still frame of himself (seriously how the fuck does he manage to summon these problems every fucking Pillstream?) someone later donates some extremely fitting music for the occasion:
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Ralph eventually fixes the camera and unmutes Bibble, and somehow grabs ahold of what little marbles remain in his head to continue the show. There's a part with a group call with some fan which he told to go fuck himself and then eventually just says hes too tired and ends the stream early, pay piggies once again had their money stolen. Ralph had this to say in chat before he left while also accidentally keeping the stream up (Cozy admin later ended it for him):
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Don't really know what the fuck he's getting at with that last comment but yeah, what a shit show, pretty amazing that we get a Pillstream every night now thanks to his unabortable prescriptions!

Bonus clip: Ethan has a realization during a dono:
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This really is incredible footage.
It's like pure peak Ghost, but really, really, really low rent.
This is his life. If he lives any longer, I suspect he'll start broadcasting from a caravan in the middle of the desert.

That lil pouf of hair at the front fucking kills me, too.
It's like the hair version of one of May's lemon pinwheels.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

how often Ralph will ask her things like: "Did I cross the line" "Is this disrespectful" out of seemingly nowhere. This is out of character for him and just started happening recently

It’s part of the humiliation ritual. He’s both getting her consent on video and showing everyone he can shit in this bitch’s mouth and she’d thank him for the meal.

 

[McKimsReRolledRoof]

Nobody caught this clip where Ralph discusses his thoughts on the 2020 election results? From 5:43;02 last night.

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I, for one, am sick and fucking tired of the Bush's stealing our fucking elections. 2020 was the last fkn straw.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Ralph attempted to say few nice things about her last night. He admitted she could have left him but didn't. Newsflash Ralph: She still can.

Lel, no. I mean, she can leave if she wants but i doubt there is going to be another man in her life after that.
Imagine your market value after having not one, but TWO guntlings with Ethan Oliver Ralph.

At best, all you are ever going to be is a booty call, and a desperate one at that. I'm talking the "It's 5am, haven't scored all night and I'm drunk as fuck and I'm getting rejected by the fatties at this point" type of booty call, the one that you don't talk to your friends about.

 

[HackerX]

If Ralph stresses her out enough, she might lose it. Happens to animals sometimes, it’s like an evolutionary adaptation to not devote resources to a lost cause.

If Meigh is in any way not retarded, she should be pretty stressed out

It may be like one of those weird number things that show up and mean something (or me being a goofy boy), but on mobile it looks like 3.0.x (x being how many minutes since last post in thread).

It's the universe telling us something about baby 3.0 version updates. Take that information as you will.

 

[Truly Rural]

I only said that she can still leave, not that she will leave. Ralph shouldn't take her choosing to stay with him as a permanent choice.

 

[break these cuffs]

Lel, no. I mean, she can leave if she wants but i doubt there is going to be another man in her life after that.
Imagine your market value after having not one, but TWO guntlings with Ethan Oliver Ralph.

At best, all you are ever going to be is a booty call, and a desperate one at that. I'm talking the "It's 5am, haven't scored all night and I'm drunk as fuck and I'm getting rejected by the fatties at this point" type of booty call, the one that you don't talk to your friends about.

You massively underestimate the amount of sad faggots their are on the internet. Has she even engaged the furry community directly? The question is would Meigh take any of her suitors. She's fucked up retard with daddy issues who's her self-esteem is still tied tightly to having a man. Would she be able to find a man who's online clout gets her hot and bothered like Digitroon or Gunt? It's not like she sets her standards particularly high.

Does Dax have any single degen hangers on right now? He'd fuck Meigh in a three way and then cast her off to become the next Mint Salad.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Is he seriously considering not setting foot back in the country his daddy gave him because he might get arrested?

Hahaha how the fuck is Ralpha-emigration real? Nigga just stop breaking the law! Nigga just stop harassing your ex girlfriend!

Just pop some pills to keep your anxiety at bay and fly over there, you sopping wet vagina.

After the huge fucking song and dance he made about the Jamals cancelling his latest self-fellating "event"? What a ridiculous fat gay baby.

Sorry lil Xanny, daddy's too busy pumping his retard wife with more spite loads and getting hammered in Mexico to come visit.

I'd like to think his paypigs will wise up after funneling so much "custody battle" money to him but you'd have to have a sub-zero iq to champion Ethan fucking Ralph as the best we have to offer as a species in the first place.

Although that being said I didn't see many superchats rolling in while they were announcing Re-roll 2.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Adolwulf is one lucky guy.

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Yeah we kinda figured that already lol.

Look at Charlie back there, that’s a guy who has spit roasted with Ralph before. You know it’s true.

 

[HackerX]

He said he doesn't mix his drugs with alcohol, which is a blatant lie because he did previously.

This is the same man who tried to convince people he stopped drinking while streaming himself with alcohol in hand. Only viewable by the reflection in the blessed, permanent Portuguese-installed sunglasses.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Yeah we kinda figured that already lol.
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Look at Charlie back there, that’s a guy who has spit roasted with Ralph before. You know it’s true.

Isn't that a different person? That guy is Wolfpup, a disgusting furry. I thought Adolwulf was some other inbred looking waste of space.