🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 279 71.7%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 110 28.3%

  • Total voters
    389
Wild Conjecture time. Once Ralph gets tired of dealing with Rozy (and knowing he has another piglet on the way) he will abondon Meigh in Mexico and drive to Canada to try and woo Keffals.
If they really are having another baby and somehow don't murder each other before then I imagine the second child will definitely ensure that this niggerish grenade explodes. Rozy will be ~1.5 year old, walking, requiring constant attention and supervision, then add in an infant. Ralph does zero parental duties, changes no diapers, gives no bottles, he only palms their head like a nigger ball for a twitter picture. Add in the constant need to be a mother and 24/7 fighting and passive aggressive bitch fights from a forever drunk drug abusing retard it's basically guaranteed death of someone in that household. Whether it's a child, ralph in his sleep, or meigh - I don't know, but something bad is going to happen.
 
If they really are having another baby and somehow don't murder each other before then I imagine the second child will definitely ensure that this niggerish grenade explodes. Rozy will be ~1.5 year old, walking, requiring constant attention and supervision, then add in an infant. Ralph does zero parental duties, changes no diapers, gives no bottles, he only palms their head like a nigger ball for a twitter picture. Add in the constant need to be a mother and 24/7 fighting and passive aggressive bitch fights from a forever drunk drug abusing retard it's basically guaranteed death of someone in that household. Whether it's a child, ralph in his sleep, or meigh - I don't know, but something bad is going to happen.
I think its nearly guaranteed at LEAST one person dies in that house. I hope it's just Ralph, but I begin to fear only Meigh will trot away alive. Barring some kind of Pig Benoit situation
 
Toddlers are a thousand times more trouble than newborns.

And then they start TALKING.

The Gunt will dump Mrs. Ed long before that.
Newborn flow chart
Are they crying?
No: you’re fine
Yes: are they hungry?
Yes: feed them
No: do they need to be changed?

At around one, my kid figured out how to turn the Xbox off. We don’t want clutter around the tv, so the Xbox is the everything device. Wife watching a movie? Not anymore. Me about to get my first Malenia kill? Nope.

Put them in a play pen, you say.

My kid is 75% monkey by dna. They’ve been able to climb out of those before they could walk.

Ralph’s going to be streaming and Rozy is going to come in under the radar and rip the whole power strip out of the wall.
 
Don't forget the part immediately afterwords where he tries to make it about daddy Jim.
"Stop me dude I was literally about to grab you by the pussy"
"My dick literally started getting hard- I was literally about to *coughs* I shouldn't say"
"I was about to just fuck her right there and then come back and do the show"
"Metokur you ain't shit on me nigger"

And so it continues. Can't get his internet daddy out of his head whenever his memphis micro gets a 'lil stiff.
 
"Stop me dude I was literally about to grab you by the pussy"
"My dick literally started getting hard- I was literally about to *coughs* I shouldn't say"
"I was about to just fuck her right there and then come back and do the show"
"Metokur you ain't shit on me nigger"

And so it continues. Can't get his internet daddy out of his head whenever his memphis micro gets a 'lil stiff.
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I warned you all. I told ya. We’re now rolling dice and random chance every time Meigh is on stream we’ll get a Ralph sex tape LIVE ON THE KILLSTREAM
 
Can I just say that I absolutely fucking despise those godawful borders/frames he uses for his webcam? Why are they so fucking obnoxiously large? You have a 4k monitor's worth of screen real estate, why the shit is 1/3 of it taken up by this aztec peyote-vomit garbage while your actual camera view is the size of a postage stamp?

It's like the internet equivalent of Dumb And Dumber when they're wearing the ridiculous tuxedos. No wonder he thinks that cartoonish pajeet mansion he wants to host his 'black-tie' event at is somehow an expression of respectable wealth.
 
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Newborn flow chart
Are they crying?
No: you’re fine
Yes: are they hungry?
Yes: feed them
No: do they need to be changed?

At around one, my kid figured out how to turn the Xbox off. We don’t want clutter around the tv, so the Xbox is the everything device. Wife watching a movie? Not anymore. Me about to get my first Malenia kill? Nope.

Put them in a play pen, you say.

My kid is 75% monkey by dna. They’ve been able to climb out of those before they could walk.

Ralph’s going to be streaming and Rozy is going to come in under the radar and rip the whole power strip out of the wall.
I doubt she could traverse that room. The floor is literally covered in bottles, garbage, and broken glass. Plus, I'm pretty sure Rozzer is shut in a room while her dads are doing the Keelstream. Aside from when Ralph needs a prop or someone to blow smoke on.
 
You have a 4k monitor's worth of screen real estate, why the shit is 1/3 of it taken up by this aztec peyote-vomit garbage while your actual camera view is the size of a postage stamp?
He wants to keep the focus tight to keep people from seeing how he's destroyed the property of his landlord, how it's littered with shattered glass that his baby is crawling through on her hands and knees, probably getting cut all to hell, and in general, the disgusting subhuman wigger squalor he is living in in the Third World, where he has had to flee because he is incapable of living by the laws of real countries.

He literally fled to a foreign shithole to live as a fugitive because he is that pathetic.
 
Well, that baby is nearly a year old. She's unlikely to need the high-intensity nighttime feeding regimen you describe or (we can hope) unable to turn over. She should long be on solid food by now and long past "tummy time."

None of that is to defend the horse and her owner and their shitty non-parenting, but grounding in reality is a good thing, and a near-1-yo is nothing like a newborn.
I did not realize it's been that long since the baby was born. Jesus.
 
Can I just say that I absolutely fucking despise those godawful borders/frames he uses for his webcam? Why are they so fucking obnoxiously large? You have a 4k monitor's worth of screen real estate, why the shit is 1/3 of it taken up by this aztec peyote-vomit garbage while your actual camera view is the size of a postage stamp?

It's like the internet equivalent of Dumb And Dumber when they're wearing the ridiculous tuxedos. No wonder he thinks that cartoonish pajeet mansion he wants to host his 'black-tie' event at is somehow an expression of respectable wealth.
It's so he can hide behind them and do drugs/drink.
 
The killstream was as gay as always, there are some choice clips to be made about how Ralph is waiting for his uncle to die for not only his house, but also his aunties wedding ring, which he will then bestow happily onto May without having to pay a single dime (thanks Uncle! :diddler: ). There's also a bit about him calling out Null or whatever, but these were nothing compared to the following clips from the last 2 hours of the show:

Tonights Pillstream began about 5 hours into the show, with the donation goal not being met and Ralph threatening to end the show:

The piggies pay up and the show continues on, and things go downhill very quickly, after inviting Bibble onto the show, Ralph turns off his camera and starts floating on cloud 9:


Ralph cant get the camera on again, and attempts to get it to work but mutes Bibble on accident:


Someone donates a song during the technical difficulties, which then summons Ralphs inner Joker:


Later, Ralph somehow manages to turn the camera on, but it's stuck on a still frame of himself (seriously how the fuck does he manage to summon these problems every fucking Pillstream?) someone later donates some extremely fitting music for the occasion:


Ralph eventually fixes the camera and unmutes Bibble, and somehow grabs ahold of what little marbles remain in his head to continue the show. There's a part with a group call with some fan which he told to go fuck himself and then eventually just says hes too tired and ends the stream early, pay piggies once again had their money stolen. Ralph had this to say in chat before he left while also accidentally keeping the stream up (Cozy admin later ended it for him):
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Don't really know what the fuck he's getting at with that last comment but yeah, what a shit show, pretty amazing that we get a Pillstream every night now thanks to his unabortable prescriptions! :story:

Bonus clip: Ethan has a realization during a dono:
 
Can I just say that I absolutely fucking despise those godawful borders/frames he uses for his webcam? Why are they so fucking obnoxiously large? You have a 4k monitor's worth of screen real estate, why the shit is 1/3 of it taken up by this aztec peyote-vomit garbage while your actual camera view is the size of a postage stamp?

It's like the internet equivalent of Dumb And Dumber when they're wearing the ridiculous tuxedos. No wonder he thinks that cartoonish pajeet mansion he wants to host his 'black-tie' event at is somehow an expression of respectable wealth.
It's because he's insecure and he does not want people to see how fucked up he is physically.
 
For all the free entertainment, I will give you this one genuine kindness that I would give to any of my friends. Stop drinking the fucking Modelo and Mexican beer. Get some Bitburger, Radeburger, or Hacker-Pschorr Munich Gold. They are delicious German beers, in the same price ballpark as the Mexican shit, and you can drink a fucking truckload of them and not get uncomfortably full or sick. If you want to spend a little bit more, you can get something like Gaffel Kolsch or Weihenstephaner. You'd probably enjoy weissbier, hefe-weizen, or doppelbock style beers as well. They're very sweet. Check them out, too. Anyway, I've done my Ralphamitzvah for the Ralphamensch.
 
Ralph cant get the camera on again, and attempts to get it to work but mutes Bibble on accident:
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These clips are amazing. In this one, at 2:06 and again at 2:33 you can hear clinking and clanking as Ralph staggers around the room through the empty bottles and cans on the floor, trying to set up the camera or whatever.

He starts out his last few streams sounding pretty sober and gets steadily drunker and more incoherent on whatever substances he’s drinking, snorting, vaping etc. as the night wears on.

I don’t know how you can sit through these marathon streams but I thank you for your service and these recaps.
 
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For all the free entertainment, I will give you this one genuine kindness that I would give to any of my friends. Stop drinking the fucking Modelo and Mexican beer. Get some Bitburger, Radeburger, or Hacker-Pschorr Munich Gold. They are delicious German beers, in the same price ballpark as the Mexican shit, and you can drink a fucking truckload of them and not get uncomfortably full or sick. If you want to spend a little bit more, you can get something like Gaffel Kolsch or Weihenstephaner. You'd probably enjoy weissbier, hefe-weizen, or doppelbock style beers as well. They're very sweet. Check them out, too. Anyway, I've done my Ralphamitzvah for the Ralphamensch.
They're not the same price in Mexico, Modelo's an industrial beer in Mexico, priced as one, but when it gets exported it gets sold as this fancy stuff when it really is not. There's Mexican craft beer and shit but you need to know the right places, and it's also not normally seen in supermarkets, wheras Modelo you can get from a corner store. Do you think he cares enough to get to a proper beer shop instead of just gunt-shuffling to the nearest place where you can buy a 6-pack?
 
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