🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[FeatheredSerpent]

Just to clarify. Ralph posted this high res picture himself, Jesse not knowing Ralph had already published this himself previously (months ago iirc) published it again, photoshopped to change the height. It was originally posted by ralph, unedited (minus the censored out information) , hence why it was in his email. (he transferred it between devices for posting)

jesse is such a massive trihard faggot. I welcome the imminent gunt death if only for the minor 'not notable' side effect that he finally fades back into oblivion.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

This clip from Twitter got me lol

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hahahah that's one of the funniest clips I've seen in a long time

 

[Niggernerd]

She's so desperate for male validation I think she'd have no problems putting date rape drugs in a girls drink for Ralph

I mean she did try to groom faith into being in relationship with her and ralph because ralph wanted tp brag about having threesomes

 

[Fivehead]

Ralph I can understand, it’s the paypigs who stay around I don’t. I stuck around listening to the killstream thinking Metokur would show up, stayed a bit for the guests being interesting, and then Zidan left and I started skipping shows a lot more because they were boring and the guests stopped showing up. Then it was the Tucker Carlson clip arc and now it’s just DJ Ralph passed out randomly screaming. Like why are you still there supporting Ralph unless you’re a secret alog.

It’s not even funny hahaha it’s just a man taking a deeper and deeper descent into drug addiction and poor life choices so I’m now invested in seeing the trash fire end.

The perspective of time is a hell of a thing. I remember there was a time when sektor enjoyers would complain about stale content on the Killstream such as having Richard Spencer or Styxxxxhexedecimal420 on for the 8th time to have the same debate. But now the Killstream is like watching CCTV footage of skid row. It's hard to believe that this guy used to be able to get Jared Taylor on.

 

[MeltyTW]

Sir (?) are you really saying there is a secret sex offender registry for the likes of technical sex offender Ethan Ralph?

Do you have literally any evidence that this is the case in the state of Virginia? Such a thing MUST be disclosed at the time of sentencing. Surely you have the court transcripts where they place Ethan Oliver Ralph on super secret sex offender registry for the crime of releasing revenge porn.

Idk why you think it's crazy it's a thing common enough to be listed on websites like Wikipedia, why would ralph censor the expiration date? If he doesn't meet one of the exceptions there's literally no reason to

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_offender_registries_in_the_United_States I found citations before but I'm on mobile, there's citations under their public notification section I'll find better when I'm back on desk

edit okay no they list several credible sources including this: https://smart.ojp.gov/registry-requirement-faqs#faq-which-information-is-prohibited-from-being
which says tier 1 offenses optionally may have all info about them not available to the public

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

I mean she did try to groom faith into being in relationship with her and ralph because ralph wanted tp brag about having threesomes

I don't know why Ralph was so eager to disappoint two women at once

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This clip from Twitter got me lol

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This clip is perfect. Accidental comedic gold.

 

[Zaryiu2]

I don't know why Ralph was so eager to disappoint two women at once

Because he's one of those gays that hate womens?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@GuntPatrol there’s a non-zero chance Meigh is already pulling shifts at the donkey show stalls and what has made Ralph so furious wasn’t the power outage but finding out Meigh was doing the donkey shows for free.

 

[HackerX]

This clip from Twitter got me lol

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In a previous era, Ralph would have made a superb court jester. Now I'm curious if that actually originated from people like Ralp.

 

[Sewer Rat]

It has gotten so bad that Josh is literally getting ten times Ralph's viewership.

Null is getting massive viewership.
Kino Casino (like them or not) is getting 3 times Ralph's viewership and way more money.
Even Fucking Cog now plays on his stream and laughs because he beats Ralph's streaming donation goals faster than him.
Jim even retired probably gets more money selling hats and shirts.
In his own site even fucking bearson gets more viewers than him, this dude will probably kill himself while crying how he was a gamergate numer 1 pro master streamer.

 

[Die For Me!]

Once again Ralph has fallen asleep live on air. He begins to nod off around 2 hours and 20 minutes and no more then a minute later is out cold until 2 hours and 30 minutes. Ralph being asleep caused his chat's activity to be higher than it has been in months.
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While a nine minute cat nap is not new it was shocking to find out that Bibble has been in the call for some undetermined amount of time just saying nothing. He makes some mumbled mention after Ralph wakes up but it is hard to make out the words over the video on stream and Ralph cackling over passing out on the clock.

Looking a little abortable rn Ralph , any chance your doctor can get you a legally binding prescription for Crack Cocaine? I heard its great for people who sleep too much— Oh, and did i forget to mention its benefits for weight loss as well? Either way, i hope you find a way to stay awake in that closet soon Ralph— your family depends on it!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In a previous era, Ralph would have made a superb court jester.

Did court jesters traditionally take themselves way too seriously and mistake themselves for the king? I can’t imagine so.

 

[HackerX]

Did court jesters traditionally take themselves way too seriously and mistake themselves for the king? I can’t imagine so.

Apparently they could!

Jester's privilege​

Jester's privilege is the ability and right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being punished. As an acknowledgement of this right, the court jester had symbols denoting their status and protection under the law: the crown (cap and bells) and scepter (marotte), mirroring the royal crown and scepter wielded by a monarch.

Jester - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Holy shit, Ralph would have really fit in

Natural vs artificial fools
There are two major groups when it comes to defining fools: artificial fools and natural fools. Natural fools consisted of people who were deemed "mentally defective," or as having a "deficiency in their education, experience or innate capacity for understanding," and stood as someone for the rest of society to laugh at.[full citation needed] This policy was not generally criticized during its time. Groups of people even saw this act as a positive one, as these "natural" comedians were not typically able to have a job or earn any sort of living on their own. The second group, artificial fools, is what most people in modern times imagine when they hear the word "jester": someone who comes up with witty and original jokes in order to entertain a royal court. The main difference between the two groups is that a natural fool's comedy is not done intentionally while an artificial fool's is.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Did court jesters traditionally take themselves way too seriously and mistake themselves for the king? I can’t imagine so.

"NAY, t wast belike His Majesty who is't soil'd their gaskins aft'r drinking all night! To hell with thee, coronet wearing faggot!! Fake King!!!"

 

[Hokuriku]

This is the reason for all the suicide baiting as of late. He can see the rest of his life laid bare, and he doesn't like what he sees. Streaming every waking hour to a dwindling audience, having to wring every last penny out his most servile paypiggies. His disgust and contempt for them grows with each haranguing, while screams from his colicky baby pierce the hazy veil of prescription drugs in which he's swathed himself.

Rebranding is not an option for him. He is, and always will be, Ethan Oliver Ralph of the Killstream. What was once a point of pride, is now an albatross around his neck. Nothing more than a sideshow on a flailing streaming service. He couldn't get a real job if he tried. The only employment that would be available to him would be the sort of sympathy job you'd give a literal retard; wiping down tables or mopping up vomit for a handful of pesos.

If his financial straits ever cause an interruption in his steady supply of Mexican pharmaceuticals, he might get desperate enough to try pressuring Pantsu into performing in a donkey show (she is his mare, after all). It sounds too deranged to believe, but we've all seen how he treats her... parading her in front of his personal army of incels to be mocked and humiliated; a sad piñata busted open for their amusement, her last remaining shreds of dignity scattered about to be picked at by his audience of greedy children.

It's the sort of thing that might eventually cause Pantsu to come to her senses, and finally call Harry to rescue her and the baby. When that day comes, Ralph will truly be at the end of his rope, but I don't think he'll ever have the courage to actually follow through on his not-so-subtle threats of ending it all. At least, not by himself. He might try suicide-by-cartel... tune-up a prostitute, or look askance at the wrong person, and let nature take its course. However it happens, Josh's soothsaying about Ralph not making it to the end of the year (and Jim outliving him) seems to come closer to fruition with each passing day.

This should be narrated over a Godspeed You! Black Emperor track

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Apparently they could!

Jester - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Holy shit, Ralph would have really fit in

is this not what he is already with Nick being the King of Cozy and Ralph is free to do or say anything without punishment?

 

[FeatheredSerpent]

This should be narrated over a Godspeed You! Black Emperor track

Lift your limp-wristed paypig fists like antennas to heaven

 

[Hokuriku]

Lift your limp-wristed paypig fists like antennas to heaven

Anyways, let's see what else I, uh... It was Merida. They called Merida, "the playground of the sektur." There was no place like it, in the whole Guntosphere, like Merida when I was a hog. No place in the sektur like it, and it was a bonafide Ralphamale W. Now my Memphis Meatslab's shrunk down to almost nothing, you see. And, uh, I still remember through my Xanax haze how things used to be, and uh, you know, those were five-star days. But alawgs from all over the Farms came here. From all over the Farms, it was the playground -- they called it the playground of the sektur, over here. Anyways, uh, I... uh... you know... I even got -- when I was, uh, when my daughter was very small, I even drove off without her in Merida, but I found her. On the, on, riding my mare. And we used to sleep on the Killstream there, sleep while on stream. The Ralphamale don't do that anymore. Things changed, you see. Hogs don't shart anymore on the stream...

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

This clip from Twitter got me lol

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Clips like this almost make me like Ralph, but this clips happen maybe once or twice a year. The rest of the time he’s insufferable.