🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Telemeter]

Does he think his pitiful red subprime can get over a concrete barricade that's 76cm tall?

I'd love to see him try.

Maybe it can, but a bunch of stuff on the underside are probably rattling something fierce now.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

a two and a half foot concrete barrier is huge Ralph. It’s half your height. I don’t think your truck could get over that.

Although for someone who thinks his cock is 8” thick, this level of size overestimation is not surprising at all

went around the airport in streetview everywhere you can possibly go, even if by mistake in a xanax haze. this is the highest median

 

[Truly Rural]

I hope Rozy outgrows hand flapping she was doing on cam tonight.

 

[Vesperus]

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went around the airport in streetview everywhere you can possibly go, even if by mistake in a xanax haze. this is the highest median

So, 2 1/2 foot wide ?
I guess Ralph spends a lot of time horizontal, maybe he got confused.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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went around the airport in streetview everywhere you can possibly go, even if by mistake in a xanax haze. this is the highest median

Tbf if you thought the Memphis Micro was 8 inches and that gunt was 5'10 you might think this was a 2 foot barrier

 

[An automatic clown]

They wont, some of them just give him money because it makes some KF users seethe, same as with DSP, most of his whales just do it so they can go watch the saltier detractors that literally all they do is seethe and cope about how much money he makes by just shamelessly begging.

@Avon shartsdale @esoshaggy

 

[JustStopDude]

So, 2 1/2 foot wide ?
I guess Ralph spends a lot of time horizontal, maybe he got confused.

Yeah, I have a hard time believing Ralph could physically get into a vehicle that has a wheel clearance half his height.

It also could be he measure traffic barriers the same way he measures his penis.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ralph's nontent is watching AFPAC 4, high on xanax, and barley saying anything while browsing Mexican McDonalds.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Ralph babbling incoherently about El Pollo Loco being the best tacos (in Mexico, for Christ's sale).
Great numbers, loser.

 

[A-Stump]

I am honestly surprised the cartel hasn't chainsawed Ralph balls first

Why? I don't know why. The cartel are full of a-lawgs I'm sure they'd find a reason

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I'd be willing to bet that the side mirror breaking off happened during his Cancun adventure and he was so high he didn't notice it until after he woke up.
The lie about taking Rosie to the doctor is incredibly transparent, but I do like that in this fantasy world Ralph made up he's still a piece of shit that would leave his wife and baby daughter stranded a whole weekend just so he could leave his truck parked at the airport for his own convenience (contradicting what he had already said about taking an Uber to the airport).

 

[MadStan]

Someone sent Ralph an imperial ruler and it showed “8”; but that was centimeters and Ralph got confused.

 

[BigBootyBoy]

Heh. Meigh and Ralph would know that babies vomiting isn't uncommon, but I guess they've been pandering the usual vomit clean-up on the underaged slave.

 

[DoomSayer]

Jim, ah got ah 8 inch dick and ah don't give a FUCK

 

[Jack Awful]

Jim, ah got ah 8 inch dick and ah don't give a FUCK

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Idk why Ralph constantly states that faith was fat and gross. Really shooting himself in the foot since he had sex with her and at the time said how hot she was.

 

[An automatic clown]

Jim, ah got ah 8 inch dick and ah don't give a FUCK

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Cope and seethe Ralph . Measure your height too

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jim, ah got ah 8 inch dick and ah don't give a FUCK

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Man Ralph does that mean your shit covered thumb is 8 inches too because I seem to remember it's about that size. I know there's a picture that compares it out there but I'm sure as fuck not looking it up. I guess if you just measured your thumb for us we would have a much better idea. Surely it won't show that you have tiny pig trotter thumbs!

 

[AltisticRight]

It's 8 inches if you measure it from the tip of Nora's dildo that is permanently up Ethan's anus.

 

[VSD]

How about you shut your fucking mouth. The LCF girls have been very supportive. your some random user remember what i did to @The American Hedgehog ? Maybe read up on your lore before you mouth off again https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-a...th-watchmen-knights-of-cwc-and-others.100474/

I can fix her.

Jim, ah got ah 8 inch dick and ah don't give a FUCK

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Why would he say something so easily proven untrue? You captured your penis is 144p to own your baby-mamas ex, remember Ralph? Even if you use the whole, he has to be thug mentality, there are so many wigger avenues of cope he can use about his penis. "I got a small dick? Well how many bishes you getting on yours, faggot?" "I got a baby dick? Yeah, I have made a lot of babies with it. How many have you made, bish?" I suppose these galaxy sized copes would require two brain cells not in the process of being torn to shreds by hard drugs and hard liquor to come up with, but still.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Jim, ah got ah 8 inch dick and ah don't give a FUCK

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I’d actually rather hear Ralph lie about his micropeen than listen to trump, no contest. But why did Mr.Ralph talk about eight inches buried in Jim’s ass?
AMERICA FIRST bi-bois getting freaky on a Saturday night.
MEASURE IT FATTY LETS GOOOOO.