🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph claiming to have an eight inch dick is by far the most blatant lie he’s told. We have eyes, nigger!

 

[LadiosSopp]

But why did Mr.Ralph talk about eight inches buried in Jim’s ass?

Ralph wishes Jim were his daddy in more ways than one.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph dick coping is the funniest shit ever. I love when he digs the shit out of her asshole and upon the huff and stuff he goes into overcharge; the taste of shit is like a can of Popeyes spinach.

 

[Vesperus]

He accidentally measured from his pelvis to the tip of the gunt.
I can believe that's 8 inches.

 

[Polyboros2]

God I can't believe he's still clinging to that "Her ass was so big" cope.

 

[WutangLee]

I hope we get the North Africa arc soon. The problem with Mexico, is that it's kind of like Vegas. Perfectly suited to protect, and sustain degenerate substance abusing american tourists. They're used to seeing 30 Ralph's come in every week. Also, Ralph can perpetually pin ball around responsibility. He's not really trapped.

But if he goes to North Africa, all that shit goes out of the window. Then we're gonna get a real adventure.

I am honestly surprised the cartel hasn't chainsawed Ralph balls first

Why? I don't know why. The cartel are full of a-lawgs I'm sure they'd find a reason

They're clearly fans of the killstream, don't you know. Top of the sekture. THE' channel where mundanematt got felted.

 

[Heckler1]

I hope we get the North Africa arc soon. The problem with Mexico, is that it's kind of like Vegas. Perfectly suited to protect, and sustain degenerate substance abusing american tourists. They're used to seeing 30 Ralph's come in every week. Also, Ralph can perpetually pin ball around responsibility. He's not really trapped.

But if he goes to North Africa, all that shit goes out of the window. Then we're gonna get a real adventure.

That would mean he potentially gets the shit kicked out of him in three continents. Sounds entertaining to me.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph fantasizing about @Null 's cock and being an absolute weirdo
(context: piggy seething at Jim taking some playful jabs at him with Ralph seething about it)
Daddy Jim refusing to come "on air" with Ralph spins him right the fuck out LOL
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The irony of Ralph calling Josh broke dick when you know for a fucking fact without Viagra Ralph can't get it up. He's obese and has been his entire life, chronically stressed, has a very poor diet, he's a smoker, he's a heavy drinker and pops benzos. Every single thing I just listed contributes to impotence in men.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The irony of Ralph calling Josh broke dick when you know for a fucking fact without Viagra Ralph can't get it up. He's obese and has been his entire life, chronically stressed, has a very poor diet, he's a smoker, he's a heavy drinker and pops benzos. Every single thing I just listed contributes to impotence in men.

so does attempting to stick it into Amanda Lynn Morris Ralph

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

The irony of Ralph calling Josh broke dick when you know for a fucking fact without Viagra Ralph can't get it up. He's obese and has been his entire life, chronically stressed, has a very poor diet, he's a smoker, he's a heavy drinker and pops benzos. Every single thing I just listed contributes to impotence in men.

The irony is that the explanation for Ralph's broke dick by his own admission and why it wasn't hard in his sex tape is because he's a faggot, and the only reason he ever wanted to fuck women was to avoid the corn harvest by having children before Josh. Gunt is big gay and his fecundity only served to fertilize the harvest.

Here's an intro song for the next Killstream - The Death of the King:

 

[EyeGuy]

But if he goes to North Africa, all that shit goes out of the window. Then we're gonna get a real adventure.

Ralph converts to Islam when?

 

[Anomalous Coward]

They wont, some of them just give him money because it makes some KF users seethe, same as with DSP, most of his whales just do it so they can go watch the saltier detractors that literally all they do is seethe and cope about how much money he makes by just shamelessly begging.

Giving Ralph money extends our entertainment. He can't get booze and xanax without money.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Personally, I have to salute his paypigs and thank them for thier service. They are literally doing the job we won't do, and enriching us in the process. Without thr paypigs The Hollerin Hog would still be the most wiggerish of white trash, but we wouldn't get to see it.


Hail, I SAY HAIL, to the paypigs.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

All it took for Ralph to finally wrestle with the prospect that he's a hopeless washed up addict is needing to get the guntmobile repaired twice in quick succession because he drives like he's playing Burnout hahahaha.

Don't forget to top your oil up, loser!

 

[NicoFountaine]

They wont, some of them just give him money because it makes some KF users seethe

They have a really stupid definition of seething.

EsoShaggy thinks Metokur is seething about Ralph because he's laughing 24/7 at all the retarded shit he does.

No one here seethes at Ralph getting money, It's just surprising people are just that dumb but whatever.

Imagine you travel to the countryside with a friend, trekking along some mountain road. Then your friend trips, landing face first in cow dung. You naturally find it hilarious and say : "Lmfao dude you just ate shit!" You start laughing from the top of your lungs. After you recover a bit you lean forward trying to help him get up, but he slaps your arm and says:

I didn't fall! I totally meant to do that!

While his eyes are teary with embarrassment, he then starts mounching through cow shit, this time on purpose. You Laugh a bit harder; you realize he's being retarded and say: "Dude, that's enough! You're gonna get sick, let's get out of here". He pushes you away, calls you a retard and screams:

"You're just Seething because this is the best cow shit I've ever had!"

Then he starts devouring through cow shit by grabbing a fistfull of it at a time like there's no tomorrow.

That's literally all the Ralphabetas. They'd be better off paying money for actual cow shit instead, it's less toxic than Ralph by far, and cow dung wouldn't dox and call their bosses.

It's their dutiful service what keeps the trash fire going. So if by me seething they mean having a case of exploding sides, waking my neighbors up because of how hard I am laughing, every time Ralph does something stupid then by Christ, Seething I am.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Personally, I have to salute his paypigs and thank them for thier service. They are literally doing the job we won't do, and enriching us in the process. Without thr paypigs The Hollerin Hog would still be the most wiggerish of white trash, but we wouldn't get to see it.


Hail, I SAY HAIL, to the paypigs.

It is now factual to say that Ralph's paypigs get more respect from KF than they do from the Gunt.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

It is now factual to say that Ralph's paypigs get more respect from KF than they do from the Gunt.

As they should.

 

[Vesperus]

We are the bucket that gathers the milk. We would be nothing without the grass that feeds the cows.

 

[MeltyTW]

It is now factual to say that Ralph's paypigs get more respect from KF than they do from the Gunt.

in an ideal world kf and ralph would be fans and just alogging his braindead fans in some red room type shit for the crime of being retarded

 

[bile demon]

>8 inches
>5'10"
>6 million
>95 % effective
lol
lmao