🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Gravityqueen4life]

for fuck sake, his obsession with dicks is that of a 15 year old who thinks having a big dick is the solution to all his problems in life. there more important things you need to worry about ralph. like brining food on the table for your family.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

for fuck sake, his obsession with dicks is that of a 15 year old who thinks having a big dick is the solution to all his problems in life. there more important things you need to worry about ralph. like brining food on the table for your family.

The best part is that he posted his own insecurity on the internet forever. We all know how small your dick is, Ralph and its your fault.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

That might be an all-timer cope. Like 8 inches is significantly above average. If he were to say "my dick looks small in that video but it's the angle and she has a fat ass my dick is a little above average actually probably like 6" and a little" then it'd at least be a tiny bit believable.

Saying it's 8 inches is like him saying he's 6'4". Like even without DIRECT VIDEO EVIDENCE contradicting the claim it's unbelievable. And in this case there is DIRECT VIDEO EVIDENCE that he has a small penis. And he put it out there.

I figured out Ethan's measuring system, guys. Instead of dumb bitch measurements like "length" or "height" - of himself or his dick - the Head Baller Ralphamale (tm) measures circumference, then adds 5 inches and calls it height/length.

Do the math. You'll see what I mean:

1. His obvious 1" diameter yields a 3.14" circumference. 3.14" + 5" = 8" dick.

2. His bodily circumference is easily 65". 5'5" + 5" = 5'10".

Another W for Ralph!!!!!!!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

As always, Ralph’s flexes are a poor disguise for his massive insecurities. But he’ll keep on doubling down on his wetbrain boasts because lol.
Ralph I’d suggest not waiting to get Mexican viagra to do the dick measuring, as it is known to raise the risk of strokes when used by deathfat alcoholics.

 

[Elmo]

As always, Ralph’s flexes are a poor disguise for his massive insecurities. But he’ll keep on doubling down on his wetbrain boasts because lol.
Ralph I’d suggest not waiting to get Mexican viagra to do the dick measuring, as it is known to raise the risk of strokes when used by deathfat alcoholics.

He'd consider dying with his pants around his ankles as a W though.

 

[Mango Cobra]

As always, Ralph’s flexes are a poor disguise for his massive insecurities. But he’ll keep on doubling down on his wetbrain boasts because lol.
Ralph I’d suggest not waiting to get Mexican viagra to do the dick measuring, as it is known to raise the risk of strokes when used by deathfat alcoholics.

I'm willing to bet that if the Xanax and alchohol doesn't kill him, the viagra mixed with nitroglycerin will. He's too stupid to know that the counter indication for nitroglycerin is viagra, so if he has another heart attack like he did at that airport, he won't tell the Mexican paramedics about it.

 

[A Sunset]

for fuck sake, his obsession with dicks is that of a 15 year old who thinks having a big dick is the solution to all his problems in life. there more important things you need to worry about ralph. like brining food on the table for your family.

On the wrong side of 35, and you’re talking about how you actually got a “real big dik, 8 inches and very thick”. Grown ass man with a baby . LMFAO.

I’m so grateful Ralph streams every moment of his life. Think about all the comedy that would have been lost if Ralph existed in literally any other time period in history.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He'd consider dying with his pants around his ankles as a W though.

“Just like Elvis. Sounds pretty badass to me! Broke dick Josh Moon will die of natural causes like a bish!”

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Ralph's cope about the size of his penis with evidence is the same as DSP's denial about his WWE champions addiction.

We have the proof, Ralph. Just come out and admit the truth, it will make your conscious feel better. If you even have any left, you drunken tard.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

144MB for 4 minutes of footage is really hard to share. Try Handbrake for a hopefully a new user friendly way to transcode video into a more manageable file size. VP9 or H.264 video encoding with 2 pass enabled should get that size down to something more manageable. Ralph doesn't stream above 720p anyways so having his clips at a 960x540 resolution is a good way to also cut down on file size.
[vidya]

People around the world are concerned about the obvious psy-op in Ukraine, but what the fuck? Ralph's gonna take one of the most uplifting speeches given in the past 8 years (at least)---and he's gonna reassure all of the perma-virgin males watching that his penis is in fact very large.
My favorite part is that his repeated declarations of phallic enormity are underlined with Trump talking about the Nordstream pipeline.
That's well done, even if it was by accident.

Seriously, why does he care so much about penis size? Is he really that small? I saw a clip of some woman talking to Cog about Ralph's penis being under 5 inches (12.7cm for Eurofrens). That's a joke, right? How could he get anyone pregnant with a dick that can barely part the labia? Are they tipped on their heads so the semen drains in like oil into a funnel into an engine?
The anatomy, nay--the biology of the Amerimutt Gunt is unsettling.

 

[NicoFountaine]

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Why all the islamic content reacts? That's not Halal, I opened that at my local mosque and they kicked me out.

 

[darkprince56]

He brought Rozy on screen and she didn't look nor act sick.

He forgot that he lied about Rozy being sick today and just brought her out. She's completely normal and healthy.

The lie about taking Rosie to the doctor is incredibly transparent, but I do like that in this fantasy world Ralph made up

His chat should demand he show receipt of the Dr's visit and any medication Rx'd for her. Also of the American Airlines confirmation & cancellation email (said he got a flight credit).

Also, a man who streams & photographs everything in his life should have no problem producing photos of them at the appointment...unless of course it's all a lie (which it is) or Amanda's the one who took her.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Totally not homosexual thinking about other men's dicks. You never know what is gonna happen on a keelstrim, babay.
But seriously, dick measuring? Why? So he brags down having long shlong, which he secretly measured to be 12 inches? What is it? A south park episode?

 

[Polyboros2]

People around the world are concerned about the obvious psy-op in Ukraine, but what the fuck? Ralph's gonna take one of the most uplifting speeches given in the past 8 years (at least)---and he's gonna reassure all of the perma-virgin males watching that his penis is in fact very large.
My favorite part is that his repeated declarations of phallic enormity are underlined with Trump talking about the Nordstream pipeline.
That's well done, even if it was by accident.

Seriously, why does he care so much about penis size? Is he really that small? I saw a clip of some woman talking to Cog about Ralph's penis being under 5 inches (12.7cm for Eurofrens). That's a joke, right? How could he get anyone pregnant with a dick that can barely part the labia? Are they tipped on their heads so the semen drains in like oil into a funnel into an engine?
The anatomy, nay--the biology of the Amerimutt Gunt is unsettling.

The funny thing is, outside of his exceptional Internet machismo, his dick isn't THAT small. Average tends waiver between 5-6 inches, and he's definitely under average, but he's probably still in the majority on the bell curve.

Most women wouldn't care(and trust me, you don't wanna fuck with a size obsessed woman even if you swinging a baby arm) with what he's packing. The dick cope is like the height cope, it's all about Ralph's insecurity. Ralph is extremely insecure.

 

[free_protons4u]

I know he won’t be I really hope Null agrees just because this is somehow the most absurd thing that ever happened in the sektur. What if our overlord has been packing a foot long dong this whole time and no one knew about it because he’s not a midget obese insecure crybaby?

 

[darkprince56]

he's still a piece of shit that would leave his wife and baby daughter stranded a whole weekend

No surprise from the man who:

left a very pregnant Amanda home alone while he went to Portugal (& Spain) twice

didn't even stop his show to be with her when she went into labor

then left her alone with a newborn to go to his gay bowling event

then left them alone in Cuba in an Airbnb

 

[Elmo]

No surprise from the man who:

left a very pregnant Amanda home alone while he went to Portugal (& Spain) twice

didn't even stop his show to be with her when she went into labor

then left her alone with a newborn to go to his gay bowling event

then left them alone in Cuba in an Airbnb

Also threatened to kill himself while they were in Atlantic City.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

The funny thing is, outside of his exceptional Internet machismo, his dick isn't THAT small. Average tends waiver between 5-6 inches, and he's definitely under average, but he's probably still in the majority on the bell curve.

Most women wouldn't care(and trust me, you don't wanna fuck with a size obsessed woman even if you swinging a baby arm) with what he's packing. The dick cope is like the height cope, it's all about Ralph's insecurity. Ralph is extremely insecure.

I’m disagreeing because I’m not a size obsessed woman, but 4 inches, seriously?
Nobody is enthusiastic about a baby carrot, sorry.

 

[Sewer Rat]

The funny thing is, outside of his exceptional Internet machismo, his dick isn't THAT small. Average tends waiver between 5-6 inches, and he's definitely under average, but he's probably still in the majority on the bell curve.

Most women wouldn't care(and trust me, you don't wanna fuck with a size obsessed woman even if you swinging a baby arm) with what he's packing. The dick cope is like the height cope, it's all about Ralph's insecurity. Ralph is extremely insecure.

did we not watch the same video? if the Memphis micro is average for you then I'm sorry you outed yourself as a dicklet

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Why all the islamic content reacts? That's not Halal, I opened that at my local mosque and they kicked me out.

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