🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[chubby chaser Godwinson]

"YOUR WIFE IS JEWSIH"
"NO, YOUR WIFE IS JEWISH!"
another killstream banger! guests are back baby!

Wifes aside @Null is jewish

 

[Null]

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

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Will your new Anime podcast be taking over MATI's timeslot or will it be something completely new?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

No shit she doesn't have time ralph. Be a fucking father.

It's kind of hilarious that he's still seething over his hog warts, but the funniest part is (IIRC) Amanda didn't ask for the game for herself she suggested it was something he could play on stream for content since he does no prep work and just gets high on camera while holding a digital cardboard sign.

Also, he admits in that baby crying clip he hasn't changed a single diaper. Rozy lives under his roof and somehow Ralph is less of a father to her than to Xander even. At least Xander got a one time child support payment, Rozy got a stroller at 10 months. This kid doesn't even have a fucking car seat. That's insane to me.

 

[RollerGator]

I’d say Squidbillies is pretty close

Early Cuyler is way better than Ralph. He's had many jobs including CEO and trucker, Ralph has never had a job.

 

[Nod Flenders]

The Gunt is completely incapable of being a responsible human being.

 

[Die For Me!]

$134 FOR 6 HOURS
RALPH
YOU GOTTA GET DSP TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MILK RETARDS, THIS IS SAD.
POOR ASS LOSER

Yeah seriously, people who say that DSPs streams are unwatchable and bottom of the barrel clearly have not sat through an episode of the Killstream... It's literal torture.

Another couple of bonus bits

He does some fat man dancing about $'0000s that's already been spent so his bitch wife won't see a red cent of it.

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Fucking hilarious moment here when paired with sneedchat, can anyone link the restream please because the live feed of hayturr chat is needed for better context.

He also laments how mean sneedchat is and is still pining for daddy Jim. Then he admits we're right that he made breadline money today and berates the paypigs for being stingy

Ralph wishes cozy chat was even half as roudy as sneedchat is, people at cozy are literally too terrified to say anything at all in fear of being banned and can only express their general feelings through ralphamale emotes. Good thing the Stockholme Syndrome is wearing off, because now the pay piggies are fleeing their pens in strides and the only fanbase he can reliably go to now for kahntent anymore is hayturrchat

 

[eDove]

I wish to A-Log Ralph the same way @AnOminous A-Logs Boogie2988.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Ralph is like a deconstruction of the Homer Simpson/Peter Griffin archetype. A fat selfish idiot father, but this time without any of the charm or redeeming qualities/moments.

If someone made an accurate, but legally distinct, version of Ralph's life as an animated series it would be fit for Adult Swim.

They're wayyyy ahead of ya

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

They're wayyyy ahead of ya
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Naaaaah, Carl is 10x the man Gunt will ever be. Carl at least has the slightest bit of patience, just the slightest bit, and Gunt has 0. Also, Carl has a bitchin’ car and a pool in the backyard of the house that he owns/occupies. What’s Gunt got? An unlivable crack shack, a shitbox trawk that’s on the repo list, and there’s no pool at the hovel he’s hiding in down Mexico way.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

They're wayyyy ahead of ya
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Carl is actually funny though. And he isn't the complete mess up on that show, its the food groups next to him. Maybe if you combined Carl and Shake, you would have Ralph

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph is like a deconstruction of the Homer Simpson/Peter Griffin archetype. A fat selfish idiot father, but this time without any of the charm or redeeming qualities/moments.

If someone made an accurate, but legally distinct, version of Ralph's life as an animated series it would be fit for Adult Swim.

May i interest you into Five Star Days, the comic?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It's kind of hilarious that he's still seething over his hog warts, but the funniest part is (IIRC) Amanda didn't ask for the game for herself she suggested it was something he could play on stream for content since he does no prep work and just gets high on camera while holding a digital cardboard sign.

ralph playing the wizard game is something I'd actually non-ironically watch

or maybe watch MATI restream it

it would actually be hilarious for all the wrong reasons

 

[Festivus]

Carl listens to metal, Ralph listens to junglebeats
Carl brings prostitutes to the house he owns, Ralph gets underaged ones in foreign countries
Carl has a sweet ride, Ralph is leasing the Retard-Proof Truck that insurance companies give you
Carl occasionally takes advantage of the mentally deficient Meatwad, Ralph made a living off of Gator hitting a soundboard


There's levels to this, don't disrespect Carl. Ethan Ralph is like the lovechild of Carl and the whore sister from Squidbillies at best.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

ralph playing the wizard game is something I'd actually non-ironically watch

or maybe watch MATI restream it

it would actually be hilarious for all the wrong reasons

Yea, at the time she suggested it was at it's release when it was at it's trending height. A game that makes trannies seethe, easy content for your audience, 60$ investment to make hundreds while you and your wife play a game. Amanda might be a retard but it was a smart suggestion for him to do, instead Ralph took it as an insult. He doesn't need to prepare, he births content. Which is great, because instead of a day's worth of him failing badly at a video game (elden ring lmao), we have months long domestic turmoil over a legitimate alog manufactured event. Ralph because of Xanax, and Amanda because of retardation don't even realize she wasn't asking Ralph for the game but suggested he play it. Yet they're still fighting over something that didn't happen. It's hilarious.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's kind of hilarious that he's still seething over his hog warts, but the funniest part is (IIRC) Amanda didn't ask for the game for herself she suggested it was something he could play on stream for content since he does no prep work and just gets high on camera while holding a digital cardboard sign.

Ralph can’t play the game made for babies because he’s awful at video games, ironic considering he thinks himself King Gamergate. His Elden Ring stream was laughable at best and an embarrassment, which we all know Ralph can’t handle that level of shame. Which is sad because it’s far better entertainment than anything he’s currently doing.

 

[Malaika]

At this point Ralph would make more money just sitting in a security or toll both for 8 hours a day.

 

[Vulkan]

Does he always refer to his baby, his darling daughter, his own flesh and blood as "the child"?
It's such a weird and impersonal way to talk about your daughter.

If you ever watch police interrogations with parents who killed their kids that’s how they address them to, never by name

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Ralph can’t play the game made for babies because he’s awful at video games, ironic considering he thinks himself King Gamergate. His Elden Ring stream was laughable at best and an embarrassment, which we all know Ralph can’t handle that level of shame. Which is sad because it’s far better entertainment than anything he’s currently doing.

he's so out of it he didn't even realize what amanduh was suggesting (and would have actually worked damn well) - let the horse play the game on stream and ralph can provide commentary

it would have been a win/win/win/win/win - wins for everyone!

• pantsu would get to play her wizard game
• ralph would get to make fun of her for dying and messing up and generally bish about how he'd be better
• the paypigs would get actual content
• the kiwifarms would get hilarious clips in and out of context
• rozy would get babysat by some hot latinx beaner who probably actually likes children

shit he could still do it today and it'd probably be successful, at least compared to the shit he has had lately. Josh and the rabbit made how much playing the game?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

His Elden Ring stream was laughable at best and an embarrassment

It was remarkable how bad he was.