🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[ChadBrazilian]

Quick update on Pillstream number... like.... 90-something?
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"Big debate" tonight between Vince James (Groyper darling) and some dog, so he has to somehow make it to 7:30 EST.
Doubt he will, though, because he has been beyond trashed all stream. Notice how low the count is even on cozy, after two hours. Notice the stickers in chat -- he is presently just off-screen while music plays. The stream has been predominantly music, like the longest intro ever.
Someone in chat asked if there was "any news today" and Ralph claims to have banned them for 60 minutes. He goes on to proclaim he doesn't need news, he just streams (or something to that effect, I hope someone clips it).

Pantsu came up for a bit, mispronounced Wagner, and left after Ralph's bullying became too much. She complained that it's always a fight when she comes on the show and Ralph calls her mean. I won't get too much more into it; I suspect the clips will say it all.


Ralph's streams have devolved almost entirely into him playing music and yelling the same shit over and over. Earlier he told the story about how the leaks show he made a bunch of money last year... again. Played the same Kanye songs... again.
After the numerous goals met (6th hour transformer, all day/midnight, and even those plane tickets to DC!) and scammed, EastPalestineGroyper was right: He has lost the trust of the paypigs and his show is too shitty to be worth supporting without that.

EDIT: OH FUCK ALSO
He doxes donors. Not a good look.
He's been openly defending doxing and "unmasking" all week and his chat has been SILENT.

1. Stream high and/or drunk.
2. Brag about doxing your donors.
3. Complain about not having donors.
4. ???
5. Profit.

 

[HackerX]

It was remarkable how bad he was.

I vaguely remember him challenging Jimbo to Mortal Kombat or something around 2019-ish.

He obv for wrecked and they had some sort of good-natured bet where Ralph has to rib himself on stream for a week or so.

In contrast with modern Ralph, he was able to poke fun at himself. In retrospect, I think that was only because of the Metokur-bucks involved.

Either way, he's got a history of being terrible at the vidya. The fact his initial notoriety (though wikipedia doesn't agree) was from Goober Gobber is just plain comical.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

The Mexico Arc

 

[darkprince56]

How many "strips" should he take? Luckily the annoying music cuts off just in time to hear something rustling. Could he be referring to this:

That packaging certainly looks like it can produce that sound. And there's generic options available. Mexico is the worst thing for this addict. Like a kid in a candy store.

This is just speculation of course but grains of sand make a pile. He did mention recently he needs to taper off Xanax but it's hard. I wouldn't put it past him to self-medicate w/strips & he's already doing that w/pills & alcohol.

Idk wtf Amanda is thinking keeping that baby around a man with mental issues who keeps glass bottles strewn on the floor, pills about & now possibly strips. Babies like to put things in their mouths so I'm hoping the worst doesn't happen but we're talking about negligent hoodrats here.

 

[TJBirish]

What used to be a lucrative 2-3 hour show where Ethan had to put in minimal effort has become a 12 hour cup rattling hollerfest where he slowly dies from his multiple addictions right in front of us.

Magical, isn't it?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

How long can someone survive living this way, being drunk so much that you can barely piece a sentence together and on top of that, on drugs? He sounds more drunk every stream and I don't know how he does it, it's fascinating.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Magical, isn't it?

It's like he got a visit from the Ruined Life fairy and the fucker has been back every week since.

 

[PaladinBoo]

No he’s not, it’s taking too long.
Seriously, Amanda, Ralph, you should give Rozy to the babysitter and then unironically kill yourselves. They can be #1 & 2 on the KF Kill Counter.
They’re ruining The Tone around here with you know the child neglect now escalating to abuse. It’s not entertaining.
to the farmers with the fortitude to document it though.
I’m angry, so that’s my cue to fuck off out of this subforum for a spell.

I know it is hard but what can we do about it? It is best to not a-log Ralph and do gayops against him as that always blows up in everyone's face that does it as Ralph has the backing and support of utter psychopaths with too much time on their hands and who think Ralph abusing his child is based and alpha. The best we can do is document and archive his shit and let the Vickers and Morris handle it in court. Yeah it sucks but it is probably for the best. Don't let it get to you. Patience is a virtue after all. As Null stated, Ralph isn't going to live past his 40's.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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How many "strips" should he take? Luckily the annoying music cuts off just in time to hear something rustling. Could he be referring to this:
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That packaging certainly looks like it can produce that sound. And there's generic options available. Mexico is the worst thing for this addict. Like a kid in a candy store.
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This is just speculation of course but grains of sand make a pile. He did mention recently he needs to taper off Xanax but it's hard. If he's taking strips, I wouldn't put it past him to self-medicate.

Idk what Amanda is thinking keeping that baby around a man that has glass bottles strewn on the floor, pills & now possibly strips. Babies like to put things in their mouths so I'm hoping the worst doesn't happen.
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It's either that or acid and we all know this emotional wreck couldn't handle a 10 strip.

edit: actually now that I think about it some people do lay designer benzos on paper, so it could be flubromazepam or flubromazolam or something like that.

 

[MeltyTW]

I vaguely remember him challenging Jimbo to Mortal Kombat or something around 2019-ish.

He obv for wrecked and they had some sort of good-natured bet where Ralph has to rib himself on stream for a week or so.

In contrast with modern Ralph, he was able to poke fun at himself. In retrospect, I think that was only because of the Metokur-bucks involved.

Either way, he's got a history of being terrible at the vidya. The fact his initial notoriety (though wikipedia doesn't agree) was from Goober Gobber is just plain comical.

Actually ralph was supposed to put a dsp themed border around his show, it was explicitly supposed to take a good bit of the screen up, instead ralph shrunk the dsp heads unto being barely noticeable in the corner, left off the message saying dsp won or something, and then dropped it entirely far earlier than he was supposed to.

This is a good example of how ralph has always been this way but you needed to be an alog at the time to notice or give a shit about alot of it which just makes Ralph's reneging even more pathetic

 

[cistendered]

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How many "strips" should he take? Luckily the annoying music cuts off just in time to hear something rustling. Could he be referring to this:
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That packaging certainly looks like it can produce that sound. And there's generic options available. Mexico is the worst thing for this addict. Like a kid in a candy store.
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This is just speculation of course but grains of sand make a pile. He did mention recently he needs to taper off Xanax but it's hard. If he's taking strips, I wouldn't put it past him to self-medicate.

Idk what Amanda is thinking keeping that baby around a man that has glass bottles strewn on the floor, pills & now possibly strips. Babies like to put things in their mouths so I'm hoping the worst doesn't happen.
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Nothing but 5 strip days for the Guntmeister. If he is taking suboxone that's amazing. I've never experienced it myself but have heard from a number of heroin addicts that detoxing off suboxone is way worse than kicking heroin.

Alcohol + benzos + opiates as your daily mental wellness cocktail is also the most based, trad and redpilled combo you could imagine. Remember Ralph, the only way to lose is to quit.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

It's either that or acid and we all know this emotional wreck couldn't handle a 10 strip.

edit: actually now that I think about it some people do lay designer benzos on paper, so it could be flubromazepam or flubromazolam or something like that.

I thought acid dried up? Someone still makes it? God I hope so

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's not hot shit until he takes all the illicit drugs.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

He's not hot shit until he takes all the illicit drugs.

On stream.

 

[make_it_so]

They're wayyyy ahead of ya

Hey now, Carl is an okay guy. He's not a deadbeat to any children because he never had sex without protection.

And he only has a short temper because he's got those three obnoxious neighbors he's gotta always put up with.

Plus he once saved the Earth from aliens in a badass way.

 

[LGHDR+]

I cannot get multi-quote to work. This is why the jannies hate me.

@darkprince56 If he's taking Suboxone to try to taper from benzodiazepines, we need to start a deadpool and it needs to be within a month.

@Mundane Ralph I strongly doubt he's taking RC benzos, too expensive, you got to find a good source online, It would be a challenge compared to running down to his local mill. And we all know how Ralph feels about any sort of challenge, like picking up bottles off the floor or staying conscious.

 

[Terrorist]

"Big debate" tonight between Vince James (Groyper darling) and some dog

Lemme guess: it's gonna be a retread of the same boring dogshit from 5 years ago, argued badly by nobodies. "We need an ethnostate!" "No, we're gonna infiltrate le GOP!" "Erm, can you even define White?"

Ralph is right: He is the content. Because without him broadcasting his trainwreck of a life, he'd get no eyes on this stale crap. At least May is a living horse to beat.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

It's either that or acid and we all know this emotional wreck couldn't handle a 10 strip.

edit: actually now that I think about it some people do lay designer benzos on paper, so it could be flubromazepam or flubromazolam or something like that.

I doubt it. He can get his xannie bars otc in Mexico for cheap. No reason for him to buy crypto to get some designer shit.

 

[lurkin]

The Mexico Arc
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Good lord, imagine being shorter than a woman.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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How many "strips" should he take? Luckily the annoying music cuts off just in time to hear something rustling. Could he be referring to this:
View attachment 4730144
That packaging certainly looks like it can produce that sound. And there's generic options available. Mexico is the worst thing for this addict. Like a kid in a candy store.
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This is just speculation of course but grains of sand make a pile. He did mention recently he needs to taper off Xanax but it's hard. If he's taking strips, I wouldn't put it past him to self-medicate.

Idk what Amanda is thinking keeping that baby around a man that has glass bottles strewn on the floor, pills & now possibly strips. Babies like to put things in their mouths so I'm hoping the worst doesn't happen.
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We are very close to the day that Ralph shakes his pill bottle/rustles his strips on camera while bragging about how cool and awesome his drugs are.