🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

This is extremely true. I am a native Spanish speaker from central America and when I work in Europe, even in Spain, I don't bother as I have the wrong dialect and it's better to use my English to not piss off Spaniards.

That said, if you pick up any Spanish in the US, it's Chicano, so you just come off as an ignorant Gringo in Mexico if you try.

Better than a South American.

I picked up castellano in Argentina and was ripped mercilessly in Mexico

 

[AltisticRight]

12 hours if they have a casino.

10 minutes at the airport's Gucci and Louis Vuitton stores.

He probably wants to move to Mexico so he can legally fuck 14 year olds

Time for the Ralphamale to become the grift right Vaush.
"Puberty".
Time for you to convert, Ralph. Abdul Al-Raphamale, Insh Allah.

 

[Tookie]

And even more, he would be on the hook for US and Mexico taxes. It's 330 days out of 365 to hit US expat tax status. And you still have to file.

He wouldn't be on the hook for Mexico taxes for several years since his income would still have a US source and Mexican taxes don't kick in for residents right away, though he would still be liable for US taxes for 2021.

But the application for residency does ask about any criminal record right off the bat and requires an explanation if you have one. I'm not sure punching a cop and revenge porn will go over well with the consulate evaluating his application.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He wouldn't be on the hook for Mexico taxes for several years since his income would still have a US source and Mexican taxes don't kick in for residents right away, though he would still be liable for US taxes for 2021.

But the application for residency does ask about any criminal record right off the bat and requires an explanation if you have one. I'm not sure punching a cop and revenge porn will go over well with the consulate evaluating his application.

The Ralphamale being an illegal immigrant in Mexico would give us a great and bountiful corn harvest

 

[JustStopDude]

He wouldn't be on the hook for Mexico taxes for several years since his income would still have a US source and Mexican taxes don't kick in for residents right away, though he would still be liable for US taxes for 2021.

But the application for residency does ask about any criminal record right off the bat and requires an explanation if you have one. I'm not sure punching a cop and revenge porn will go over well with the consulate evaluating his application.

What a lot of idiot Americans do is try the "digital nomad" shit and never file US taxes


Like most don't have to pay anything, but you still need to file and no one will remind you.

 

[Tookie]

What a lot of idiot Americans do is try the "digital nomad" shit and never file US taxes


Like most don't have to pay anything, but you still need to file and no one will remind you.

You're still on the hook for social security and medicare too even if you take the income tax exemption.

The Ralphamale being an illegal immigrant in Mexico would give us a great and bountiful corn harvest

He should absolutely go to Mexico. They're in the midst of a crackdown on dipshit gringos overstaying tourist visas.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh here we go, Ralph should move to China! I bet he could get sponsored by state media and they could make propaganda of him being an idiot on camera and the United States will be rid of him. It's a win/win!

 

[412-L]

If he ever tries to speak spanish, he will be exposed instantly.

Unless Mexico is a land full of 400-pound gunted hobbits, he’ll be exposed the moment they lay eyes on him. In fact, Ralph would have a hard time blending in anywhere in the world, other than a trailer park or a fast food restaurant.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Assuming that camera was in front of his face a lot of the women were taller than him in that footage he was recording of Wohls stings

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Unless Mexico is a land full of 400-pound gunted hobbits

It is. They can't stop guzzling coke.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

It is. They can't stop guzzling coke.

That real sugar Coke is fucking delicious though. Fuck HFCS!

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Well, it took Ralph 3 years to become harmless and irrelevant. What a journey

 

[Farglemark]

But he can see bestiality any time he wants, just has to call in a bull for May

May isn't into bulls, she's into calves

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Unless Mexico is a land full of 400-pound gunted hobbits, he’ll be exposed the moment they lay eyes on him. In fact, Ralph would have a hard time blending in anywhere in the world, other than a trailer park or a fast food restaurant.

Ralph could always put on a wig and fit right in with the older women in Mexico

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Gunt decided to play tucker this morning he left and came back with a sandwich of some, I made a gif of him eating be patient as it is 1 min and 9 seconds long, a minute or so later Mark Collette joins and he criticized Ralph for eating live on air, I was hoping for a Gunt sperg out but he didn't, instead, he kept eating and speaking with his mouth full like a true piggie.

I am unable to upload the 8mb gif so I have been forced to share a link of it ....

https://i.postimg.cc/cH8vvMTR/gunt-eating.gif

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Gunt decided to play tucker this morning he left and came back with a sandwich of some, I made a gif of him eating be patient as it is 1 min and 9 seconds long, a minute or so later Mark Collette joins and he criticized Ralph for eating live on air, I was hoping for a Gunt sperg out but he didn't, instead, he kept eating and speaking with his mouth full like a true piggie.

I am unable to upload the 8mb gif so I have been forced to share a link of it ....

https://i.postimg.cc/cH8vvMTR/gunt-eating.gif

of course he chews with his mouth open, of course

 

[break these cuffs]

I hate Ralph's paypigs. I really do.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Gunt decided to play tucker this morning he left and came back with a sandwich of some, I made a gif of him eating be patient as it is 1 min and 9 seconds long, a minute or so later Mark Collette joins and he criticized Ralph for eating live on air, I was hoping for a Gunt sperg out but he didn't, instead, he kept eating and speaking with his mouth full like a true piggie.

I am unable to upload the 8mb gif so I have been forced to share a link of it ....

https://i.postimg.cc/cH8vvMTR/gunt-eating.gif

Hey don't criticize Ralph. He needs to eat his butter and bacon sandwiches 5 times a day or he will never lose that weight

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I want to see Ralph starring in An Idiot Abroad, the show where Karl Pilkington goes around the world being a fish out of water. A gunt out of corn would be lulzy, like Ralph in Afghanistan or Ralph in the slums of West Africa. Plus he’d get his ass beat everywhere he went.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I want to see Ralph starring in An Idiot Abroad, the show where Karl Pilkington goes around the world being a fish out of water. A gunt out of corn would be lulzy, like Ralph in Afghanistan or Ralph in the slums of West Africa. Plus he’d get his ass beat everywhere he went.

Welcome back to a Gunt out of the corn, I am your host Ethan Ralph. Today I will be hiding from the United States Court Systems in Eritrea where they have no treaties with the United States. Now where can I find a government official to interview, I am an independent journalist