Heās got more important things to do in Portugal, like unblocking alogs to argue about his cheap ass Nissan on Twitter for hours. I mean what else are you going to do on a North Atlantic port in January?
I suspect he avoids being tested for it, so he can say he hasn't been diagnosed with it.
Gunt was caught wearing diabetic socks once. He probably avoids testing so the "diabetic richmond pimp, passing out in the kitchen sink" line doesn't become one of the many things that hurt his ego.
Could still be ketoacidosis even if he doesn't have diabetes. Alcoholics can get it too.
losing your limbs to beetus to own the alogs.
Heās not staying in a hotel. Heās staying in a rented room in a guesthouse. In Europe this means you share a bathroom with every other guest on your floor (sometimes two floors of guests share one bathroom). Itās not exactly a nice setup. If heās lucky his room has a sink and a mirror so he can freshen up, but heās sharing a toilet and shower with other broke strangers. Iām not shocked the internet sucks. (In a lot of these guesthouses, they only have decent internet in the on-site bar, so they can make more money off their guests.)
lol pig slits widening in terror
hes grown 5 extra chins, look at that fucking pouch, his neck isnt just receding or gone now its being buried under evergrowing piles of fat . this is a mockery of the human form. the heavens wept that their creations would dare mock the divine gift of life by degrading themselves so. he looks like an overflowing canned ham crossed with busted biscuits.
That's why he always has that grizzled neckbeard of his and wears black because he thinks it's "slimming" which is what fat women tell themselves. Also lol what's with the necklace?
Heās a faggot who looks like one of those tub oā lards who get so fat they have to wear their wedding rings on a chain because their sausage snappers blew up to 3x the usual size. Heāll never get married again, so maybe heās wearing a locket with Noraās picture in it.
LOL he looks like a walking genetically mutated orange in these.
th- that cant actually be him right? this is a convincing photoshop right?
Itās an app that creates predictive visuals of what a person will look like in the future based on historic weight gain, hair loss, increased blood pressure, etc. The algorithm expects Ralph to look like this by the time Xander turns a year old this spring.
fuck and knowing ralph this is actually the optimistic conservative estimate! hell man ralph look at this shit.
Yeah I think heās started using that faggy menās shampoo that gradually covers greys. His shit was looking totally grey just a few weeks ago, but lately itās a little darker. As if grey hair is the most disfiguring part of his appearance.
It's also pointless since now we can mock him both for aging like shit from abysmal health choices and for being a faggot about it
I wonder if heās had his testosterone levels checked lately. The gynecomastia (moobs) heās hauling around are larger than Meighās and I suspect the overproduction of estrogen is whatās leading him to look rather feminine (in a dyke way) in shots like this:
What testosterone? Ralph is so fat he has become a walking blob of estrogen, by now. Not even shitting you, fat does weird shit to your body (thanks FPH!). And it also helps to explain why hes such a bitch.
