🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I bet Nick just had the gunt falling all over himself, desperate no to burn his last bridge apologizing to him. Then had his delusions of grandeur indulged for a bit so he forgave him

You think he called him "Sir" the entire time?

 

[MeltyTW]

I didn't even consider if he's using Meigh to get some other crazy pills that she may be prescribed to or could be prescribed. Not that any of it would surprise me.

lol xandrina is going to grow up if shes even real having her dad bum her cough medicine and cold pills or what have you
"YEW GAWT SUM GUMMAHIES FREM SCHUL? GIBS GIBS HERE! FEED MAH GUNT LIL ONE"

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Ralph looks more bloated than normal, it's strange
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Blood moon, meaning the Pig demon in him is manifesting itself through his disgusting face.

 

[GaryGrey]

Ralph looks more bloated than normal, it's strange
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Mad water weight. Also he had the sweats bad from going cold turkey. Top it off with the fact if his gut isn't full of liquor he is going to be eating x5 as much as normal.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Except that’s not really how it goes. Occasionally some old timer will use the words “you should” or “you need to,” but it’s a no-no to give people advice in meetings unless they specifically request it. People generally share their experience, what worked for them, what didn’t, etc. Meetings are not IRL advice columns, thank God.

Ralph would love meetings, I think. They’re certainly the only place he’ll get both attention and sympathy these days.

Ralph would come out of a meeting with a full assed dossier of dox info from people discussing their lows and rock bottoms

 

[Truly Rural]

Is she allowed to use the bathroom during the stream?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Is she allowed to use the bathroom during the stream?

"OK I'll do it for $200."

 

[Fivehead]

An honest review from an a-log:
Ralph has been doing a lot better since the Hollercaust (Ralph vs. Jim) and I believe that the threads in this forum have actually been having a positive impact on him (bullying). He has, so far, been sober for his shows which has improved the quality. It seems like he has put at least a little effort into having some format and showmanship, as well as properly interviewing his guests and keeping the content engaging.

If he continues like this and stops wiggering the fuck out, he could slowly heal his show. The man actually has some talent burried deep within his gunted body.

 

[Coily]

Ethan : looks like you found your replacement for gator
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Meigh : I do a lot more than gator
Ethan : yeah, she even sucks my dick better than gator does.
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Mr. Ralph is such a poet, there are echoes of the Ars Amandi in his passionate verses.

 

[InwardsStink]

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at the end of the day she's still stacking those donos

Meigh flexing over $9 worth of donos is beyond sad. What a cheap whore.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

An honest review from an a-log:
Ralph has been doing a lot better since the Hollercaust (Ralph vs. Jim) and I believe that the threads in this forum have actually been having a positive impact on him (bullying). He has, so far, been sober for his shows which has improved the quality. It seems like he has put at least a little effort into having some format and showmanship, as well as properly interviewing his guests and keeping the content engaging.

If he continues like this and stops wiggering the fuck out, he could slowly heal his show. The man actually has some talent burried deep within his gunted body.

Sober Ralph isn't funny though. He needs to be in a booze-fueled rage to keep everyone entertained otherwise it's going to be news articles/Tucker clips and this shit about pizza toppings? Who fucking cares?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sober Ralph isn't funny though. He needs to be in a booze-fueled rage to keep everyone entertained otherwise it's going to be news articles/Tucker clips and this shit about pizza toppings? Who fucking cares?

He’s not actually sober if he’s still doing bong hits and other shit. If he got sober and took himself less seriously, he might get back to being a decent host without being distracted by all the self-manufactured drama.

 

[MeltyTW]

An honest review from an a-log:
Ralph has been doing a lot better since the Hollercaust (Ralph vs. Jim) and I believe that the threads in this forum have actually been having a positive impact on him (bullying). He has, so far, been sober for his shows which has improved the quality. It seems like he has put at least a little effort into having some format and showmanship, as well as properly interviewing his guests and keeping the content engaging.

If he continues like this and stops wiggering the fuck out, he could slowly heal his show. The man actually has some talent burried deep within his gunted body.

Sober Ralph isn't funny though. He needs to be in a booze-fueled rage to keep everyone entertained otherwise it's going to be news articles/Tucker clips and this shit about pizza toppings? Who fucking cares?

itd honestly be better for ralph if he left the debate drama shitshow part of the internet altogether but hes financially fucked and he doesnt have the talent to do much else online. i guess gunt can learn some skill like drawing, leave the alt right when hes good enough to do commissions or get some other job and use that to salvage some of his rep for irl or normie shit and restart his life. otherwise i think its always just going to be bandaid solutions until the next pillstream. hell we could all leave and another of alogs with different culture and terminology will just spring up hes had multiple different groups and parts of the internet shit on him before kf and probably long after as long as being a confrontational or edgy figure is part of his job requirement to eat and try and pay bills.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Ralph is just following the "California Sober plan" man.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

He’s not actually sober if he’s still doing bong hits and other shit. If he got sober and took himself less seriously, he might get back to being a decent host without being distracted by all the self-manufactured drama.

I get what you're saying entirely but what I was trying to get at here is that he's going to lose any sort of "character" or personality if he quits booze. Weed is just going to make him more docile and boring. In other words, less sperg-outs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I get what you're saying entirely but what I was trying to get at here is that he's going to lose any sort of "character" or personality if he quits booze. Weed is just going to make him more docile and boring. In other words, less sperg-outs.

I’ve met tons of people who thought they needed substances to be entertaining. Hell, look at the dozens of comedians who resisted getting sober for that reason. But invariably they’re better once the fog and hurt and fixation on getting their next fix is gone. True, he might not be funny in a trashfire kind of way anymore, but I’d happily sacrifice all this corn if he got his shit together. His kids deserve better than this shitshow.

Don’t worry though; like I said, it’s possible but not probable. Unfortunately I wouldn’t bet on him humbling himself enough to seek help.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I’ve met tons of people who thought they needed substances to be entertaining. Hell, look at the dozens of comedians who resisted getting sober for that reason. But invariably they’re better once the fog and hurt and fixation on getting their next fix is gone. True, he might not be funny in a trashfire kind of way anymore, but I’d happily sacrifice all this corn if he got his shit together. His kids deserve better than this shitshow.

Don’t worry though; like I said, it’s possible but not probable. Unfortunately I wouldn’t bet on him humbling himself enough to seek help.

Fair points. No one on this forum endorses or encourages people slowly killing themselves in real time. It's usually a consequence of stubbornness. More to your point, I would imagine that it would lose a lot of hate-watchers in the process. Not to say that that is a good or bad thing. For us, less funny, for his overall lifespan to actually own up to being a father, sure.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

More to your point, I would imagine that it would lose a lot of hate-watchers in the process. Not to say that that is a good or bad thing. For us, less funny, for his overall lifespan to actually own up to being a father, sure.

The sad fact is that lolcows are a dime a dozen and the price is plummeting as we speak. There are so many more crops to harvest from so many other fields; man cannot live on corn alone.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

The sad fact is that lolcows are a dime a dozen and the price is plummeting as we speak. There are so many more crops to harvest from so many other fields; man cannot live on corn alone.

Yeah, call me petty, but all of the memes have been great.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hey, is Ethan on decent terms with Jim Goad? He’d make a lulzy cohost. They’d definitely chimp out at one another within minutes.