Or drunkenly fallen over, possibly passed out, not getting his hands up in time, and getting his face busted up when he hit a table and/or the ground, then had a bystander grab the Gurse. Which is what I think actually happened. Ralph SAID there was a police report, but without a third-party confirmation I 'm not gonna believe anything he says. Were there witnesses? Again, with independent verification, preferably having these people say "I saw the whole thing" in addition to being cited on a possible police report.