Peer Pressure and Me Have An Unhealthy Relationship
Kill Stream Recap
March 18, 2022. Our man Gunt is hosting a debate about the rumble in Ukraine between Nick the Knife and Destiny the Sperg.
5:07pm PST YT: 802 viewers, Cozy: 2319 viewers, Odysee: 1068
-Fucker was on time. Congrats Gunt!
-I show up to Gunt, Destiny, and Dax stalling until Nick shows up. Mostly talking about bullshit.
-Fun note, Gunt is on edge and is snapping at Destiny already.
-Destiny goes off on a tangent about how Europe is better than the US
-Destiny is asked through superchat if he's taken fentanyl and dodges the question by asking Dax about his head injury.
-Chat on the three platforms mostly is wondering if Nick is going to show up
-Destiny brings up the Bowling Shit Show and asks Gunt if they will have security there.
-5:19pm PST Nick shows up and the Gunt starts sucking Nick's dick
-The debate limps forward and Dax fucks off
-Destiny's position (as recaped by a bored fool) Russia is being dick and here is 3500 different agreements that Russia has read and then wiped their ass with. This is presented with the same speed methheads have while riding the high.
- I really want to punch Nick in the face. Partly because he is a smug fuck, partly because I'm doing this sober, and partly because I'm bored.
5:28pm PST, While Destiny is still giving his opening statement here are the platform numbers. YT: 850 viewers, Cozy: 2056 viewers, Odysee: 1013 viewers
-Nick doesn't have a prepared script for his opening statement. Nick's position (again recaped by a bored fool) Russia is being bullied by big mean NATO and other western powers and they are just defending themselves against all of the world's bullies.
-Fun fact: If you hit Nick in the back of the head he'll choke on Alex Jones' dick.
-Gunt looks like he is asleep. The sunglasses make this worse.
-Chat on all three platforms are already calling this debate a win for Nick.
-The "Debate" has moved to the circular phase. Destiny puts forth his position and Nick counters with NATO evil and Russia was right to do what they did.
5:44 pm PST, YT: 873 viewers, Cozy: 1949 viewers, Odysee: 1119 viewers
-Cozy and Odysee chat are calling for NATO to be dismantled. YT chat is proclaiming Nick's victory and that Nick look effeminate therefore Goypers are gay.
-Yes the debate is that fucking boring
-Nick is repeating his points again
-Gunt announces that May's water broke while visiting her family. But he would rather sit on stream and listen to a manlet and a fuckwit slap fight each other.
-Fun fact: A friend of mine used to work security at a gay bar. Her job was to check the men's washroom to make sure that the washroom wasn't being used for a place to hook up or guys fighting in there. One night she had to break up two incredibly effeminate guys that were slap fighting each other. Her telling of it was funnier but the punchline I was fumbling for is this debate is as gay as that.
-6:07 pm PST, YT: 968 viewers, Cozy: 1838 viewers, Odysee: 1188 viewers
-Oh joy, Nick has brought up for the twentieth time that NATO has more money to make rain bombs compared to Russian military spending
-6:17pm PST, Gunt is nodding his head like he is trying to stay awake.
-6:32pm PST, YT: 1010 viewers, Cozy: 1732 viewers, Odysee: 1226 viewers
-The debate is on it's second lap of repeating itself
-The chat on all platforms and I agree, end this fucking debate it's over
-Props to Sunrise Media and others who mine this raghog shit for iron pyrite. You do work that is not thanked enough.
-7:18pm PST, YT: 982 viewers, Cozy: 1546 viewers, Odysee: 1234 viewers
-I have stopped caring about this debate
-7:48pm PST, YT: 1046 viewers, Cozy: 1444 viewers, Odysee: 1253 viewers
-The debate has devolved into Nick selling his America First bullshit
-7:58pm PST, end of stream, YT: 854 viewers, Cozy: 1344 viewers, Odysee: 930 viewers
-Gunt invites all of his haters to "Suck his white dick and to choke on it bitch". If he had a dick bigger than 1" that might mean something.
-Why the fuck is he playing Purple Rain?
-Gunt is hoping no one heard him try to claim that 20,000 idiots watched this shit show
-This masturbatory lap screaming you can't abort the retort and fuck the haters is kind of tacky even for Gunt
-Oh thank fuck it's over. Thank you for reading.