🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.6%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 110 28.4%

  • Total voters
    388
Crazy how he surely got a last minute flood of donations to hit his goal.
It’s amazing he even got $8 to begin with. Who the fuck watches a fat dumb drunk man occasionally interject something stupid overtop of real news clips for three hours?

I was watching some of that clip and occasionally he just says, “fake news”. He doesn’t explain why it’s fake, nor why he would be showing clips of “fake news” in the first place, esp if he wasn’t even going to explain what’s supposed to make it fake.

Occasionally, when he tries to say more than a grunt or slogan, he seems to be reading the comments left by others on YT or CNN based on the slilted half-assed way he sputters it out.

It’s easy to tell when people have a real interest, passion or are knowledgeable about what they are talking about. None of that is discernible on KS. Ralph seems like the most miserable empty husk on earth in his streams, like a root canal or chemotherapy would give him more pleasure than streaming.
 
Ralph seems like the most miserable empty husk on earth in his streams, like a root canal or chemotherapy would give him more pleasure than streaming.
You perfectly express my view. He seems so miserable doing these streams. I don't get why he doesn't just take a break from streaming and do a regular job for a while.

He'd make more money and it would be physically healthier for him to have a reason to physically walk out of his house.
 
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He'd make more money and it would be physically healthier for him to have a reason to physically walk out of his house.
He'd be happier if he was the heir to a bourbon distillery or enjoyed hiking. Ralph would be a functional human being if he wasn't such a fat lazy narc. He also wouldn't be Ralph.
 
He'd be happier if he was the heir to a bourbon distillery or enjoyed hiking. Ralph would be a functional human being if he wasn't such a fat lazy narc. He also wouldn't be Ralph.
If Ralph was really smart, he would get a physical done and have the results revealed on his show. Oh God the amount of super chats alone would pay for his legal woes.

It would be the most watch kill stream in history of he properly advertised it.
 
If Ralph was really smart, he would get a physical done and have the results revealed on his show. Oh God the amount of super chats alone would pay for his legal woes.

It would be the most watch kill stream in history of he properly advertised it.
Fuck yeah, a physical with full blood work. All the metabolic test you can do, thyroid, A1C, the works. Read the results on air with them on screen. I'd watch that.
 
If Ralph was really smart, he would get a physical done and have the results revealed on his show. Oh God the amount of super chats alone would pay for his legal woes.

It would be the most watch kill stream in history of he properly advertised it.
Except his ego would never let him do that. His real height and weight certified by a REAL doctor? He’s thrown fists at being called 5’1. The moment the nurse comes in and records his height and weight he’s going to start fist fighting her (because we all know Ralph loves to attack women). We all know the blood test is going to return as makers mark and grease.
 
Except his ego would never let him do that. His real height and weight certified by a REAL doctor?
you’re talking about the editor in chief of theralphretort.com here. plenty of real doctors are big fans of the killstream and will gladly certify his true and honest height for him
 
Gunt is live and removing anti-Fuentes chats.

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Nice look there, Ralph, surely Fuentes would appreciate the “aaahpticks” of this display.

BTW, Dugin is a retard who’s beliefs and opinions (such as that ethnic Russians are more Asian than European) are idiotic at best and detrimental to both Russian Nationalism and European Nationalism at large.

Also, in between watching this, Ralph was watching a video with some rappers and Ralph just lets it play with no commentary to add to the niggers’ monotonous drivel.
 
He fantasizes about being cloutworthy as Fuentes is, that's why he grins watching him. Fuentes is a proxy by which Gunt fabricates false feeling of self importance. Fuentes is literally Gunt's emotional masturbation toy.
It's as if......Ralph has found a new internet daddy. Wait until Daddy Nick disavows the Gunt.
 
It's as if......Ralph has found a new internet daddy. Wait until Daddy Nick disavows the Gunt.
We’ve still got some kino left. Dick Masterson and Daddy Fuentes have yet to cut ties. Ralph is beaten and bloodied from his endless battles, now in retreat and licking his wounds. But when he recovers and inevitably gets tossed in the wastebasket by the Big Dogs, Gunt will absolutely implode.

I’m looking forward to the Dick Masterson war most of all. Dick has been such a gunt guarding faggot. I’ll never forget him and Shawn trying to explain how the Sharting incident was fake news, and telling people not to make fun of Ralph and be sensitive. Christ what a phony grifter.
 
This seemed as good a place as any. I have finally found the elusive she-Gunt!

I do my best to find the joy in the warped mutants that exist on the planet. I want to believe that God puts these people for my entertainment and the only value they can truly ever have is being a side show act in a freak show, which is what TLC is. Then I see this and an instinctual wrath overtakes me, an unadulterated anger at the state of humanity and for a brief moment I want to see them burn.

Then it all goes away and I remember that Ralph shits his pants and I go back to laughing.
 
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