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maybe its cus I'm white but that pizza looks like absolute dogshit, I wouldn't even consider it drunk foodView attachment 3077779
talking about smash or pass wtf
He looks at that pizza with more love in his eyes than his wife
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maybe its cus I'm white but that pizza looks like absolute dogshit, I wouldn't even consider it drunk foodView attachment 3077779
talking about smash or pass wtf
He looks at that pizza with more love in his eyes than his wife
Itâs amazing he even got $8 to begin with. Who the fuck watches a fat dumb drunk man occasionally interject something stupid overtop of real news clips for three hours?Crazy how he surely got a last minute flood of donations to hit his goal.
You perfectly express my view. He seems so miserable doing these streams. I don't get why he doesn't just take a break from streaming and do a regular job for a while.Ralph seems like the most miserable empty husk on earth in his streams, like a root canal or chemotherapy would give him more pleasure than streaming.
He'd be happier if he was the heir to a bourbon distillery or enjoyed hiking. Ralph would be a functional human being if he wasn't such a fat lazy narc. He also wouldn't be Ralph.He'd make more money and it would be physically healthier for him to have a reason to physically walk out of his house.
If Ralph was really smart, he would get a physical done and have the results revealed on his show. Oh God the amount of super chats alone would pay for his legal woes.He'd be happier if he was the heir to a bourbon distillery or enjoyed hiking. Ralph would be a functional human being if he wasn't such a fat lazy narc. He also wouldn't be Ralph.
Thank you for linking a random youtube video. You are truly a savior of the white race.Groypers, please respond ! We need to defend little nipples, ASAP ! Ralphamale has spoken, Chris is king !
Fuck yeah, a physical with full blood work. All the metabolic test you can do, thyroid, A1C, the works. Read the results on air with them on screen. I'd watch that.If Ralph was really smart, he would get a physical done and have the results revealed on his show. Oh God the amount of super chats alone would pay for his legal woes.
It would be the most watch kill stream in history of he properly advertised it.
Attach a donation price tag to specific entries so people have to pay to see specific things.Fuck yeah, a physical with full blood work. All the metabolic test you can do, thyroid, A1C, the works. Read the results on air with them on screen. I'd watch that.
Except his ego would never let him do that. His real height and weight certified by a REAL doctor? Heâs thrown fists at being called 5â1. The moment the nurse comes in and records his height and weight heâs going to start fist fighting her (because we all know Ralph loves to attack women). We all know the blood test is going to return as makers mark and grease.If Ralph was really smart, he would get a physical done and have the results revealed on his show. Oh God the amount of super chats alone would pay for his legal woes.
It would be the most watch kill stream in history of he properly advertised it.
youâre talking about the editor in chief of theralphretort.com here. plenty of real doctors are big fans of the killstream and will gladly certify his true and honest height for himExcept his ego would never let him do that. His real height and weight certified by a REAL doctor?
Gunt is live and removing anti-Fuentes chats.
It's as if......Ralph has found a new internet daddy. Wait until Daddy Nick disavows the Gunt.He fantasizes about being cloutworthy as Fuentes is, that's why he grins watching him. Fuentes is a proxy by which Gunt fabricates false feeling of self importance. Fuentes is literally Gunt's emotional masturbation toy.
Weâve still got some kino left. Dick Masterson and Daddy Fuentes have yet to cut ties. Ralph is beaten and bloodied from his endless battles, now in retreat and licking his wounds. But when he recovers and inevitably gets tossed in the wastebasket by the Big Dogs, Gunt will absolutely implode.It's as if......Ralph has found a new internet daddy. Wait until Daddy Nick disavows the Gunt.
I do my best to find the joy in the warped mutants that exist on the planet. I want to believe that God puts these people for my entertainment and the only value they can truly ever have is being a side show act in a freak show, which is what TLC is. Then I see this and an instinctual wrath overtakes me, an unadulterated anger at the state of humanity and for a brief moment I want to see them burn.This seemed as good a place as any. I have finally found the elusive she-Gunt!