🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Nod Flenders]

If only he didn't do a stupid holocaust debate and never cheated on Nora.

Of course, both of those would mean that The Gunt would have any self-awareness to begin with.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If only he didn't do a stupid holocaust debate and never cheated on Nora.

Then it would have been some other combo of disastrous choices. Or not. Ethan doesn’t have any talent except (once upon a time) being able to persuade talented and/or interesting people to come on his show. Even back then, you could have literally replaced him with a bot on the show itself and the end result would have been the same (or, more likely, vastly improved).

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

I've seen many screenshots but no clips.
RPG leaves a simple statement and Ralph tries to cover it up lol.

streamception with Jaden

RPG shrinks his caption to btfo Ralph lol

Jaden flashes Adrienne Blair and Ralph copes

captioning Adrienne Blair won is funny but I would also suggest leaving a gif of Ralph's gunt jiggling from his sex tape.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I've seen many screenshots but no clips.
RPG leaves a simple statement and Ralph tries to cover it up lol.
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streamception with Jaden
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RPG shrinks his caption to btfo Ralph lol
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Jaden flashes Adrienne Blair and Ralph copes
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captioning Adrienne Blair won is funny but I would also suggest leaving a gif of Ralph's gunt jiggling from his sex tape.

GD has his voice always sounded like he’s got dish rags shoved up his nostrils or is that from the Portuguese facelift and/or snorting pills? How do people listen to hours of that droning nasally voice mixed with dead air while he fiddles with his computer or struggles to put words together? Awful.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

RPG shrinks his caption to btfo Ralph lol
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Idk who the Gunt licker that called in was but it was hilarious to hear him struggle to try and praise Ralph for being a lolcow. Ralph tries to pretend he’s a journalist so the guy comparing KC to reporters and Ralph being the content cow was great.

Guntguarders got it harder than ever these days. It hurts their soul that Ralphamale had to bend the knee to a gay Mexican twink and now takes marching orders from him. Sad.

 

[An automatic clown]

Was RPG the guy that Ralph showed up in his stream to 10 people because he a made comment?

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

I saw Ralph sniping the beginning of Kino Casino, shame Andy didn't put some shit on the screen like RPG and Jaden. Hopefully this becomes the new norm when Ralph snipes someone.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Was RPG the guy that Ralph showed up in his stream to 10 people because he a made comment?

Yes, and now his normal audience is 90-150 people. Had he been left alone, hed still be on 10 people watching.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

What the fuck is even happening this shit is so gay

 

[Braphamut]

What I hate most about the Ralpha grift is this whole journalism LARP shit he does. It is an absolute waste of his talents to sit there watching Tucker clips, livestreaming trials, and having pointless rehashed 'political' debates that he even tunes out of.

This man would be far more happier and we be far more entertained if he was doing what he wants to do.

Imagine ReviewBrah but he's got a van reviewing prostitutes. Yelling at fast food employees and Indian cashiers. Visiting random hospital rooms and filling his pockets with needles and shit from the hazmat bins. Starting shit with his fellow scrimshankers and slubberdegullions. This is your shit right here Ralph. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? You don't need IP2, Fuentes, or anybody. God has seen fit to let you live another day and you need to make that everyone's problem.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

What I hate most about the Ralpha grift is this whole journalism LARP shit he does. It is an absolute waste of his talents to sit there watching Tucker clips, livestreaming trials, and having pointless rehashed 'political' debates that he even tunes out of.

This man would be far more happier and we be far more entertained if he was doing what he wants to do.

Imagine ReviewBrah but he's got a van reviewing prostitutes. Yelling at fast food employees and Indian cashiers. Visiting random hospital rooms and filling his pockets with needles and shit from the hazmat bins. Starting shit with his fellow scrimshankers and slubberdegullions. This is your shit right here Ralph. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? You don't need IP2, Fuentes, or anybody. God has seen fit to let you live another day and you need to make that everyone's problem.

Right? God gave Ralph that body and brain for a reason, don’t waste your gifts bro. Mukbangs and jumping jacks. Low-effort Fedsmoker style public interaction livestreams. At least go out doing what you love with as little effort as possible Ralph , while giving us content. It’s a win-win.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

I've seen many screenshots but no clips.
RPG leaves a simple statement and Ralph tries to cover it up lol.
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streamception with Jaden
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RPG shrinks his caption to btfo Ralph lol
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Jaden flashes Adrienne Blair and Ralph copes
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captioning Adrienne Blair won is funny but I would also suggest leaving a gif of Ralph's gunt jiggling from his sex tape.

"RPG IS A HOMO"
Cutting edge humour Ralph, he was too lazy to even try and make it multicolour

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

Ralph spotted in latest DDS TV episode:

 

[Slav Power]

Ralph spotted in latest DDS TV episode:

Archive:

Ralph starts at 6:06

 

[WutangLee]

Ralph spotted in latest DDS TV episode:

Archive:

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Ralph starts at 6:06

So for me this event sent a chill down my spine. Not because of Ralph being a rage piglet retard, but because May was cheerleading him and licking the excrement from his Gunt about how no one messes with her man. Remember this is the same fat retard that caused a brutal car accident less than a year prior, and now he was break checking 18 wheelers. Aide, Norah and Faith all had the intelligence to call out Ralph on his retarded driving. But May being also retarded, validated him.

 

[make_it_so]

Archive:

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Ralph starts at 6:06

What an unmitigatedly stupid motherfucker. It's not only to risk passing on the shoulder, he has to try to slow down like and try to brake check a several thousand ton vehicle just to be a spiteful bitch - real feminine energy there, Ralphamale. If you wanted to go, just drop the bitching and fucking go!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

What an unmitigatedly stupid motherfucker. It's not only to risk passing on the shoulder, he has to try to slow down like and try to brake check a several thousand ton vehicle just to be a spiteful bitch - real feminine energy there, Ralphamale. If you wanted to go, just drop the bitching and fucking go!

Yep this is the thing that proves that Ralph doesn’t care if he, his family, or anyone else lives or dies. And apparently neither does May.
A normal person would have gotten out of his truck at the next place of business or rest stop and called an Uber or police or whoever, and that would have been the end. May was what, 2 weeks from giving birth and he’s doing that? And she’s just fine with it. Fuck the both of them.
I hope this video is used against him in one of his inevitable legal proceedings at some point. I would love that for him.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Sorry, nobody could be retarded enough to believe that lie. Ralph flunked out and then never paid back any loans and never paid his parking tickets either. Simple.

He’s a moron too stupid to get a useless degree from some shit tier college, just like May.

“Bastards demanded I pay a $70 library fine before I could get my degree I paid $60k for and put 4 years of work towards so I told’em kiss my ass!! I sure showed those mother fuckers who’s boss!” Even Ralph isn’t that retarded. He do anything to claim he had a degree. I’m surprised he hasn’t bought one from a paper mill.

Would it have been 60K? I thought he went to a community college which would put his bill at a few hundred to a few thousand? Did he ever name the college? We would check what classes that place requires for a political "science" degree and ask if Ralph attended those classes? I dont know if they can share that information though I know FERPA exists, but not sure it applies to adults. But pursing his college stuff might provide us some corn for harvesting.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

What I hate most about the Ralpha grift is this whole journalism LARP shit he does. It is an absolute waste of his talents to sit there watching Tucker clips, livestreaming trials, and having pointless rehashed 'political' debates that he even tunes out of.

This man would be far more happier and we be far more entertained if he was doing what he wants to do.

Imagine ReviewBrah but he's got a van reviewing prostitutes. Yelling at fast food employees and Indian cashiers. Visiting random hospital rooms and filling his pockets with needles and shit from the hazmat bins. Starting shit with his fellow scrimshankers and slubberdegullions. This is your shit right here Ralph. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? You don't need IP2, Fuentes, or anybody. God has seen fit to let you live another day and you need to make that everyone's problem.

Add back in rage passing semis on the shoulders of the road and you've really got something there!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So can Ralph close his mouth? He keeps doing that weird duck face soylent gape whenever he dances.