🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[ScooterL]

the man with many faces theralph
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sign off like a kang
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What's an "international felony"?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

What’s crazy to me is how, yet again, Ralph handles things in the most retarded way possible.

They handed him easy W’s:

1) the second they started following him just confront them in a non-aggressive way. “Hey cog, really weird that you’d want to spend your money and free time following me around as I enjoy my vacation, but you do you.”

If he was nice and jovial it would be much harder for them to want to fuck with him and he’d turn their foolish behavior back on them.

2) He could have spun it post-fight in a much more effective way. My talktrack
would have been that Cog is too pussy to fight me himself so brought a roided-out, retarded Golem to do his dirty work for him. Dan is a meathead idiot and I make more in one stream than he does in a week etc etc.

Just own that the dude beat you up but still call Cog a pussy and keep pointing at Dan being a stupid roid monkey. and even though he’s a juiced up loser you still got up to fight more.

But trying to claim you actually won and that it was 2v1 just makes you look like a liar and a pussy. Worst possible damage control.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

What’s crazy to me is how, yet again, Ralph handles things in the most retarded way possible.

They handed him easy W’s:

1) the second they started following him just confront them in a non-aggressive way. “Hey cog, really weird that you’d want to spend your money and free time following me around as I enjoy my vacation, but you do you.”

If he was nice and jovial it would be much harder for them to want to fuck with him and he’d turn their foolish behavior back on them.

2) He could have spun it post-fight in a much more effective way. My talktrack
would have been that Cog is too pussy to fight me himself so brought a roided-out, retarded Golem to do his dirty work for him. Dan is a meathead idiot and I make more in one stream than he does in a week etc etc.

Just own that the dude beat you up but still call Cog a pussy and keep pointing at Dan being a stupid roid monkey. and even though he’s a juiced up loser you still got up to fight more.

But trying to claim you actually won and that it was 2v1 just makes you look like a liar and a pussy. Worst possible damage control.

“Discretion is the better part of valor.”

 

[Kup]

I love how for the Portugal Killstreams he has to almost whisper, it’s like a kid on Xbox live having to be quiet after mommy and daddy go to bed.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

He should really lose his excess weight. Ralph starve the gunt! It is such an easy way to own the aylawgs, if Ralph was thin and this fight happended it would look a lot better. His gunt hanging out is just absurdly gross, it makes the loss alot worse. I mean 90% of the memes wouldnt work if he wasnt fat.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What’s crazy to me is how, yet again, Ralph handles things in the most retarded way possible.

They handed him easy W’s:

1) the second they started following him just confront them in a non-aggressive way. “Hey cog, really weird that you’d want to spend your money and free time following me around as I enjoy my vacation, but you do you.”

If he was nice and jovial it would be much harder for them to want to fuck with him and he’d turn their foolish behavior back on them.

2) He could have spun it post-fight in a much more effective way. My talktrack
would have been that Cog is too pussy to fight me himself so brought a roided-out, retarded Golem to do his dirty work for him. Dan is a meathead idiot and I make more in one stream than he does in a week etc etc.

Just own that the dude beat you up but still call Cog a pussy and keep pointing at Dan being a stupid roid monkey. and even though he’s a juiced up loser you still got up to fight more.

But trying to claim you actually won and that it was 2v1 just makes you look like a liar and a pussy. Worst possible damage control.

He could have challenged Cog to a drinking contest, arm wrasslin, gross mayo shrimp eat off, etc.,,there were lots of easy ways to handle meeting Cog but Ralph is a idiot rage pig so he saw his only option to Gunt out and get his ass stomped…again.

It wasn’t even an ass stomping, that happened on his first trip. Dan just kept putting Ralph down on the ground like a little kid acting a fool. He could have made his face look like Lisbon trip #1 but he didn’t. He just tard wrangled fatty.

 

[L50LasPak]

For some reason while i was gabbing with people TonkaSaw came up, so I rewatched the Metokur video on it. I saw a familiar face:

The first time I saw this video I didn't even know who Ralph was since I was still a noob to all this. Looking back on it now, I almost feel kinda bad.

Almost.

 

[Burd Turglar]

For some reason while i was gabbing with people TonkaSaw came up, so I rewatched the Metokur video on it. I saw a familiar face:

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The first time I saw this video I didn't even know who Ralph was since I was still a noob to all this. Looking back on it now, I almost feel kinda bad.

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Almost.

It's weird, he used to be able to take a joke occasionally, the Jcaesar get up and what not but now he's got thinner skin than a fuckin tomato.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's weird, he used to be able to take a joke occasionally, the Jcaesar get up and what not but now he's got thinner skin than a fuckin tomato.

In that toga photo Ralph felt like he had friends and a social group he belonged too - he felt important. He could “take a joke” because he had “real e-friends” that would stick up for him or at least make him adhere to their social norms of not acting like a giant cry baby bitch. If someone went after Ralph online there were people who defend him or go after the guys fucking with him

Ralph lost all those friends and he didn’t just lose them they all despise him now and actively mock his Gunt. Even the only e-friend he has left (Dick) is ashamed of him and only views him as wack pack content. Ralph has nobody left and he is scared, alone and paranoid af - which is why he flips out at everyone and everything. He was always thin skinned but he thought he had buddies that had his back so he didn’t over react publicly to slights and barbs because he didn’t feel alone, naked and exposed - now he does.

He’s a pariah and his status falling to internet laughing stock is painful and intolerable.

 

[Burd Turglar]

In that toga photo Ralph felt like he had friends and a social group he belonged too - he felt important. He could “take a joke” because he had “real e-friends” that would stick up for him or at least make him adhere to their social norms of not acting like a giant cry baby bitch. If someone went after Ralph online there were people who defend him or go after the guys fucking with him

Ralph lost all those friends and he didn’t just lose them they all despise him now and actively mock his Gunt. Even the only e-friend he has left (Dick) is ashamed of him and only views him as wack pack content. Ralph has nobody left and he is scared, alone and paranoid af - which is why he flips out at everyone and everything. He was always thin skinned but he thought he had buddies that had his back so he didn’t over react publicly to slights and barbs because he didn’t feel alone, naked and exposed - now he dies.

He’s a pariah and his status falling to internet laughing stock is painful and intolerable.

Yeah but he has tranboy Nick and Neigh so I mean, he still has great people supporting him.

Sure, Neigh is busy sucking and fucking in the gunt shack and Nick is only using the gunt but they're still best friends and top of the sector.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I have it on good authority that Cog got a substantial check from the Umbrella Corporation for assisting in live combat trials for their new model of Tyrant after losing Mr. X in Raccoon City. Tyrant-Compact Hunting/Ambush Variant [T-CHAV] displayed marginally improved intelligence over the base model, as well as decreased stature for greater stealth and blending during urban sorties. As well as comparable tracking and hand to hand combat capabilities to the base Tyrant model [Mr. X]. It is reccommended that T-CHAV [Dan] be the new mass production model of Tyrant.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He should really lose his excess weight. Ralph starve the gunt! It is such an easy way to own the aylawgs, if Ralph was thin and this fight happended it would look a lot better. His gunt hanging out is just absurdly gross, it makes the loss alot worse. I mean 90% of the memes wouldnt work if he wasnt fat.

You bring up a real good point. It reminded me of something I saw in the Azealia Banks thread

‘I believe that if you are fat, everything u say/think is underlaid by the fact that u are fat. Any advice given or idea raised comes with the asterisk of obesity, signaling that u hate beauty and have made your body a monument to ugliness and are dying as a consequence.’

(Also explains his hatred of women and why he chose Meigh for ReRoll Spite Fiancée. )

 

[Insanely Retarded]

It's weird, he used to be able to take a joke occasionally, the Jcaesar get up and what not but now he's got thinner skin than a fuckin tomato.

No, he couldn't. He couldn't stand the jcaesar187 jokes for a very long time, blocking/banning/etc.
Someone (either Warski or Gator) told the story about the jcaesar get up a long time ago, they all had to convince him and worked hard to talk him into doing it and it was only minutes before going out that he finally agreed to it.

Ralph's always had the thinnest skin, the only difference is that during the YT era the show was entertaining thanks to Metokur coming on nightly and the skeptics imploding, so people weren't too focused on him but he went to war with /cow/ because of the jcaesar jokes, and before that he used to sperg out about the Arby's jokes and a bunch of other shit.

 

[Liebestod]

Ralph dispels the haters ( based & ralphapilled) taken from the day before

YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO KILL ME ON THE STREET..

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

He really isn't aging well. Man looks like he has grandkids and awaiting a few more years to apply for the AARP

 

[AltisticRight]

He really isn't aging well. Man looks like he has grandkids and awaiting a few more years to apply for the AARP
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Damn, I thought they smashed those fake Gucci glasses.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Damn, I thought they smashed those fake Gucci glasses.

Ralphamale solution to your fashion accessories inevitably being destroyed during a beatdown: Buy duplicates of everything even if it means having to skimp out on your wigger-bespoke luxury purse so the alogs can't win.

Think smart, think gunt.

 

[msd]

Ralph was crying about Metokur again today
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For someone who doesn't care, he talks about jim alot

Hmmm....

 

[Bioniclelover]

Does anyone have a clip or a link to video of Ethan Ralph being asked by some guy about 'how Faith's ass butter tasted like'

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Also lol at @MirnaMinkoff hitting Ralph’s fleshy bullseye to the point he finally cracked and responded personally on Twitter.
Make an account Ralph you faggot coward, or fire up your old one, or use one of your socks.
I love how the best he had as a comeback was, Mirna must be an old abandoned slut. The default Ralph insult when he has NOTHING.
Imagine Ralph in his hostel on vacation digging through a couple years worth of MM posts trying to figure out a good insult to use and coming up empty.
Funny thing is, Ralph, beneath the zingers, Mirna has really good points that you should take to heart.