🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[PaladinBoo]

If Ralph was still capable of introspection, he might find it a sobering thought that the world will be a happier place when he dies. There is certainly nobody close to him who will not be better off after he is gone. The less time that his children spend in his company, the greater the chance they have of growing into well-balanced individuals, which is saying something given the the state of their respective mothers / grandparents.

Ralph once speculated on what must it be like to live in abject fear. What about living in the total absence of love, as a vengeful and spiteful individual - a human cesspool of bottomless rage, who is treated with kid gloves? When he dies the collective response will be a sigh of relief. What a legacy to leave behind.

Ralph's life is a reverse version of George Bailey's life from It's A Wonderful Life. Instead of the world and the people you know having a miserable life if you didn't exist like George Bailey the people in Ralph's life would not only be better off but happy and probably living fulfilling lives if Ralph didn't exist.
"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends." Ralph has no friends (because he burns every bridge the moment he thinks they slighted him) and thus is a failure and will die a failure and unloved by the world.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Fully expect Meigh to monetise it by appointing herself the unofficial spokesperson for domestic violence survivors on youtube and how important it is for young women to take her advice seriously and see the signs (you definitely can trust her because she has a daughter)

 

[Elmo]

So, now that Jim is gone, what will the pig be hollerin' about for 11 hours a day from now on in order to pay the bills? That's the real reason he's upset, right?

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

So, now that Jim is gone, what will the pig be hollerin' about for 11 hours a day from now on in order to pay the bills? That's the real reason he's upset, right?

Alex Stein apparently

 

[Shush]

The internet issues are throwing him off his game. A pre-loaded superchat aired before the show even started.

Superchatter wasn't in chat and the context of the super didn't match any discussion in chat. It would however line up with his planned topics later in the show (Stein/Flamenco).

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The internet issues are throwing him off his game. A pre-loaded superchat aired before the show even started.
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Superchatter wasn't in chat and the context of the super didn't match any discussion in chat. It would however line up with his planned topics later in the show (Stein/Flamenco).

Weird. Almost as if the superchats aren't real.

 

[Harlan Wick]

You would think a professional streamer would do some basic research and make sure they had synchronous FTTH (fiber) internet before moving to a place.

Profession streamers do things to ensure their income isn't fucked with. Gunt is the top of the sector, after washing down a handful of whatever pills he can get this week with Maker's Mark to kill the voice laughing at him in his head and then claims victory over the dumbest shit.

 

[MeltyTW]

The internet issues are throwing him off his game. A pre-loaded superchat aired before the show even started.
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Superchatter wasn't in chat and the context of the super didn't match any discussion in chat. It would however line up with his planned topics later in the show (Stein/Flamenco).

..... fake fucking superchats, idk whether to laugh or feel mortified for the poor dumb shit

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Ralph's life is a reverse version of George Bailey's life from It's A Wonderful Life. Instead of the world and the people you know having a miserable life if you didn't exist like George Bailey the people in Ralph's life would not only be better off but happy and probably living fulfilling lives if Ralph didn't exist.
"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends." Ralph has no friends (because he burns every bridge the moment he thinks they slighted him) and thus is a failure and will die a failure and unloved by the world.

There was actually an actor named Ronnie Ralph in that movie. Not even joking.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's not just that he fakes the super chats, it's that he was planning on grunting out something where he was going to out think someone he hates and has pre-planned an asspat. Dude sits around and has conversations with himself where he goes, "man Ralph, you're so awesome and cool, I bet you could beat that blood enemy with your brain behind your back".

What is a step beyond cope? He's reached it lmao

 

[AltisticRight]

So, now that Jim is gone, what will the pig be hollerin' about for 11 hours a day from now on in order to pay the bills? That's the real reason he's upset, right?

Kiwifarms.net

 

[Telemeter]

Weird. Almost as if the superchats aren't real.

What are you talking about? There's NO WAY Ralph is not making 30k in super chats a month! Dick Masterson lives in a LA mansion and he only makes 2/3's that much, that's how baller the Gunt is!

 

[Elmo]

The internet issues are throwing him off his game. A pre-loaded superchat aired before the show even started.
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Superchatter wasn't in chat and the context of the super didn't match any discussion in chat. It would however line up with his planned topics later in the show (Stein/Flamenco).

Is Bob Smith "donating" again?

 

[MeltyTW]

It's not just that he fakes the super chats, it's that he was planning on grunting out something where he was going to out think someone he hates and has pre-planned an asspat. Dude sits around and has conversations with himself where he goes, "man Ralph, you're so awesome and cool, I bet you could beat that blood enemy with your brain behind your back".

What is a step beyond cope? He's reached it lmao

I believe it's called, delusional schizophrenia

 

[GaryGray]

$17 (two meals) delivered in good ole Mexico. In the stupid United States it would have been $50 and you would have to tip the driver! Viva Mexico! America First! Five Pesos Days!

 

[Acronym]

five peso days you say? whats that in the states like two fiddy?

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

five peso days you say? whats that in the states like two fiddy?

5 MXN is worth a staggering 0.26 USD!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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$17 (two meals) delivered in good ole Mexico. In the stupid United States it would have been $50 and you would have to tip the driver! Viva Mexico! America First! Five Pesos Days!

Edit to add: They don't tip in Mexico?

You just KNOW the drivers are all drawing straws to figure out which of those poor f'ers have to go to Casa De La Cerda Furia.

Then the poor bastard comes back "The smell! And his homely husband keeps trying to hump my leg while the baby plays with the cat poop!"

 

[Jump]

The internet issues are throwing him off his game. A pre-loaded superchat aired before the show even started.
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Superchatter wasn't in chat and the context of the super didn't match any discussion in chat. It would however line up with his planned topics later in the show (Stein/Flamenco).

I don't know.. It could be just a boomer referencing Rush. One of his opening sign on's was "I'm your host, Rush Limbaugh, with half my brain tied behind my back - just to make it fair."
I somehow doubt Ralph listened to AM radio or even got the reference.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I don't know.. It could be just a boomer referencing Rush. One of his opening sign on's was "I'm your host, Rush Limbaugh, with half my brain tied behind my back - just to make it fair."
I somehow doubt Ralph listened to AM radio or even got the reference.

Ralph got it. He imagines himself, and it’s delusional of course but it’s Ralph, as some sort of “new Limbaugh” crossed with Stern and wrestling. It’s one reason for his whole “taking pics with cigars” compulsion.