🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Little i Internet]

Dumbass if you read the actual quote from wilde in full and actually watched that episode you'd know that right after those they both said "oh except for Ethan Ralph of course, God cares about humans not pigs"

Holy fucking shit the illiteracy

He needs the wife and kids to try and own us, too bad he stopped there he was close to turning the L around but he's too broke for a ranch, a motorcycle, a Harry Potter game, and a book deal.

I mean, imagine if Ralph put together a vlog series detailing the effects of a range of psychoactive/dissociative compounds.
He could start at mescaline, psilocybin, and ayahuasca, and progress towards the 25-NB series and he'd be forever remembered as a modern day Hunter S. Thompson and the farms would be forever owned.

But we know for a fact that he's too much of a broke coward to even attempt something like that. It takes actual resolve to achieve something like that.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, imagine if Ralph put together a vlog series detailing the effects of a range of psychoactive/dissociative compounds.
He could start at mescaline, psilocybin, and ayahuasca, and progress towards the 25-NB series and he'd be forever remembered as a modern day Hunter S. Thompson and the farms would be forever owned.

But we know for a fact that he's too much of a broke coward to even attempt something like that. It takes actual resolve to achieve something like that.

I disagree with the progression. He should start with something like salvia, but huff glue first, and then move to jimson weed and brugmansia, finally culminating with a heroic dose of scopolamine and 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate. If he survives that and can do another one, he will be viewed as a god among pigs.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I disagree with the progression. He should start with something like salvia, but huff glue first, and then move to jimson weed and brugmansia, finally culminating with a heroic dose of scopolamine and 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate. If he survives that and can do another one, he will be viewed as a god among pigs.

Fuck all that hippy shit. America First means krokodil (deso morphine)

 

[Keranu]

I disagree with the progression. He should start with something like salvia, but huff glue first, and then move to jimson weed and brugmansia, finally culminating with a heroic dose of scopolamine and 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate. If he survives that and can do another one, he will be viewed as a god among pigs.

"Ay told yew fanfic faggets that ay wuz hardcore."

 

[Spergichu]

If he wanted to expedite his downward spiral and truly own Jim at the same time, he'd start huffing gasoline like the proud Ngaanyatjarra tribesmen of Australian legend.

 

[Spudnik]

Ralph strikes me as more of a "fatally addicted to jenkem" guy

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph strikes me as more of a "fatally addicted to jenkem" guy

From all the evidence we’ve seen, he mishandles it. No fermentation time, like how could you brew beer if every time you saw a grain you had to snort it

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He needs the wife and kids to try and own us, too bad he stopped there he was close to turning the L around but he's too broke for a ranch, a motorcycle, a Harry Potter game, and a book deal.

You forgot to mention that he can’t even afford cheap Mexican black tar heroin to inject directly into his balls. What a loser!

 

[Zilch]

Why the fuck Ralph wants kids and a wife I will never understand.

He doesn't want them, as demonstrated by his treatment of them.
Faith wanted to get pregnant so she did. Ralph unsuccessfully tried to convince her to get an abortion, and was trolled for it. So he immediately impregnated Meigh to get back at Faith for making him look bad. And to prove to the Internet that they were wrong.

It's clear that Ralph doesn't even like kids. His interactions with his own daughter are so forced and unnatural.
Rubbing and scratching her head like she's a dog.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hey, weren’t The Ralph’s supposed to attend the Super Bowl to own Mr.Feet?

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

He doesn't want them, as demonstrated by his treatment of them.
Faith wanted to get pregnant so she did. Ralph unsuccessfully tried to convince her to get an abortion, and was trolled for it. So he immediately impregnated Meigh to get back at Faith for making him look bad. And to prove to the Internet that they were wrong.

It's clear that Ralph doesn't even like kids. His interactions with his own daughter are so forced and unnatural.
Rubbing and scratching her head like she's a dog.

A few days ago during a pillstream he openly stated everything he does is devoted to spite. This seems in agreement with that.

Hey, weren’t The Ralph’s supposed to attend the Super Bowl to own Mr.Feet?

Yup.

 

[Terrorist]

I disagree with the progression. He should start with something like salvia, but huff glue first, and then move to jimson weed and brugmansia

Brugmansia is 100% legal and they call it “Angel’s Trumpet” because it’s the smoothest, most pleasant high you’ll ever have.

I wouldn’t expect Ralph to know about that though. He’s a BIG FAT PUSSY scared of anything you can’t buy OTC, too BROKE to fly to Brazil where it’s native, and too much of a DORK to smuggle some back for cultivation.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Brugmansia is 100% legal and they call it “Angel’s Trumpet” because it’s the smoothest, most pleasant high you’ll ever have.

I wouldn’t expect Ralph to know about that though. He’s a BIG FAT PUSSY scared of anything you can’t buy OTC, too BROKE to fly to Brazil where it’s native, and too much of a DORK to smuggle some back for cultivation.

And he is too poor to blend it into a liquid and inject it into his micro.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

It has been confirmed, Ralph's twitter account was his phylactery. Rest In Piss.

 

[GaryGray]

Ralph began to cry and experience genuine over the realization of his lost Twitter while Baked Alaska's sultry auto tuned tones play. He than begins to beg for Torba to hook him up on Gab in return for promotion, then he sighed for a while sad over the loss, and finally he accepts that the tweet was stupid. Ralph has the grief speedrun down to about 10 minutes.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I will laugh so hard if this retard gets hit with a permanent suspension on his, Amanda's and the Killstream account for ban evasion.


Even if he wins his original appeal, the other two accounts would still be suspended permanently.
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[Burd Turglar]

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Ralph began to cry and experience genuine over the realization of his lost Twitter while Baked Alaska's sultry auto tuned tones play. He than begins to beg for Torba to hook him up on Gab in return for promotion, then he sighed for a while sad over the loss, and finally he accepts that the tweet was stupid. Ralph has the grief speedrun down to about 10 minutes.

This delusional retard just said his Twitter was worth 750k$

Someone call 911 because my sides are dying.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Some screenshots from Ralph's show on Cog's snipe...

 

[FMW13]

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Ralph began to cry and experience genuine over the realization of his lost Twitter while Baked Alaska's sultry auto tuned tones play. He than begins to beg for Torba to hook him up on Gab in return for promotion, then he sighed for a while sad over the loss, and finally he accepts that the tweet was stupid. Ralph has the grief speedrun down to about 10 minutes.

Jesus Christ this is sad. He‘s showing more emotion in losing his account than his mom dying.

 

[PlaguePuppy]

I have a question for all the parents who see this. While his wife is on stream she's holding the spawn, and they both constantly cuss in front of her. I know the kid is only a year old, but is it ok to swear in front of a kid even that young? I'm genuinely curious.