🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Criminal Stupidity]

Yes but fucking depressing

Depressing to who? The fat hog is irredeemable and through his own actions has come to deserve the slow, painful death he's living. I personally think it would be better if someone had killed him a while ago to rid the Earth of him but I know that's unpopular among the prevailing myopic, misanthropic crowd.

 

[Heckler1]

The real problem Ralph is too short to reach the muzzle of a muzzleloader. Maybe he could stand a pistol up like a musket and load that.

Also most likely he wouldn't know how to measure the right charge of powder, and would fill the thing completely, causing it to explode in his hands.

 

[Harlan Wick]

Depressing to who?

To me. A swift end is better than slowly strangling on ones own hubris and narcissism.

 

[AnOminous]

Its funny

I find it hilarious to watch this evil motherfucking prick die.

I personally think it would be better if someone had killed him a while ago to rid the Earth of him but I know that's unpopular among the prevailing myopic, misanthropic crowd.

I want to see him SUFFER.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Yes but fucking depressing

From where I stand the hammer is swinging the other way, multiplied by a force greater than he will ever have the maturity to accept responsibility over.

It's glorious.

Ralph is fucking himself over thrice as hard every time he fucks someone else over.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I’ve never seen Ralph do anything physical without looking retarded. If a lawnmower is pull-started, he ain’t starting it.

If they made one of those obesity scooters with a lawnmower attachment, then maybe.

It's called a riding lawnmower. They exist.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph is fucking himself over thrice as hard every time he fucks someone else over.

I just want to see the kid out of the picture. That's the part that's bumming me the fuck out.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I just want to see the kid out of the picture. That's the part that's bumming me the fuck out.

I think this is where the karma is accelerating against Ralph, there's absolutely no excuse bringing a child into this, under any capacity.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It's called a riding lawnmower. They exist.

You see the size of his place? No room to turn.

Sorry you didn’t have a dad.

 

[free_protons4u]

After taking such a big L, it’s been a LONG time since I’ve seen the pig hollerin’ on Twitter or Cozy. His last Telegram was the bitch made suicide bait post. He may have actually done it boys. The beaners in Merida may be able to feast on 350 lbs of bacon

 

[MadStan]

Occasionally I think back to the “pre-photographed-with-my-gunt” days when Ralph actually had a legitimate shot at being in a weight class on line; and marvel at the downfall.

We get used to the failures and sometimes thinking back to how far he has declined is a staggering exercise in “how many wrong choices can a human being make”.

He coulda been a contender. He Coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what he is let's face it

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It's called a riding lawnmower. They exist.

Ralph mowed Sandra's lawn once in the 20 years he lived there. Once. He went to twitter to brag about it. You know why he mowed the lawn the one single time? Because Kiwifarms bullied him about how shit his grass looked from google street view. It was all archived in the Ralph vs Sandra thread which I think got merged by that faggot ex janny.
Amanda however regularly maintained the lawn in VA for Ralph and Digibro both.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph mowed Sandra's lawn once in the 20 years he lived there. Once. He went to twitter to brag about it. You know why he mowed the lawn the one single time? Because Kiwifarms bullied him about how shit his grass looked from google street view. It was all archived in the Ralph vs Sandra thread which I think got merged by that faggot ex janny.
Amanda however regularly maintained the lawn in VA for Ralph and Digibro both.

I distinctively remember him bragging about purchasing a $900 lawn mower too.
Really wonder which Cartoon Network credit card he used.

 

[MeltyTW]

Yes but fucking depressing

It's depressing it didn't happen sooner

 

[Niggernerd]

This isn't a fun dumpster fire to watch anymore. Every move Gunt makes seems to push him further off the ledge and the stupid fuck either can not or will not stop and see how fucked his life is. Yes Gunt is an insufferable asshole but this is worse than watching someone slowly die because of dementia.

No...no it's pretty silly

 

[BlackDragoons]

This isn't a fun dumpster fire to watch anymore. Every move Gunt makes seems to push him further off the ledge and the stupid fuck either can not or will not stop and see how fucked his life is. Yes Gunt is an insufferable asshole but this is worse than watching someone slowly die because of dementia.

I whole heartily disagree. This has been a long time coming. Gunt is reaping the whirlwind.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Ralph would make a great, modern day Ebenezer Scrooge. Featuring Null and Metokur as the specters of the past and the present.

Third one hasn't appeared yet, i guess, he might die of an overdose of pills and booze before he has any chance to meet him.

Gotta be Xander, right?

 

[Heckler1]

I whole heartily disagree. This has been a long time coming. Gunt is reaping the whirlwind.

Just think. All he had to do was laugh at a little corn joke, and move on with his life. Instead he chose the worst ending.

 

[darkprince56]

Any word from Rekieta? That would be #5, no?

He wasn't scheduled to cover the trial today. Not sure of his plans. No posts on Twitter.

I thought # 5 would be PPP...but tbf, he has many enemies

 

[Harlan Wick]

This has been a long time coming. Gunt is reaping the whirlwind.

The fucker needs to pay his karmic bar tab and there is no point in crying for the stupid as one will be crying all damn day. I don't have to like it.