I don't think it will be just relief, I think she'll be excited. When Ralph dies Meigh will immediately attempt a sympathy world tour. She'll fire up the Killstream and give a freakish eulogy to her dearly departed gunt. With Ralph gone in her brain she will absorb his clout and reach out to anyone and everyone who might want to interview her, all while hunting for her next husband.
I don't think it will be just relief, I think she'll be excited. When Ralph dies Meigh will immediately attempt a sympathy world tour. She'll fire up the Killstream and give a freakish eulogy to her dearly departed gunt.
This bender he's on deserves a proper name altogether. He is completely fucked up every day, passing out on camera, taking massive Ls every day, and his financials, goals and health are completely failing. He's genuinely struggling to spin anything as a win anymore. I've never seen him this low.
This bender he's on deserves a proper name altogether. He is completely fucked up every day, passing out on camera, taking massive Ls every day, and his financials, goals and health are completely failing. He's genuinely struggling to spin anything as a win anymore. I've never seen him this low.
For most addicts, the "bottom," or "moment of clarity," is an event brought on by their addiction(s) that causes them to take a serious look at their life, reevaluate their choices, and get help. Most normal people would consider any singular one of Ralph's dozens of recent major tragedies/conflicts to be the "bottom," an overtly obvious reason to take stock of themselves and realize that the path that they are on is leading them to nothing but self-destruction and death, and instead choose to seek help. The Ralphabottom, on the other hand, is the clusterfuck series of "bottoms" in Ralph's life that we have seen over the last 2-3 years. The Ralphabottom is completely ignoring ALL of that, and pushing life's gas pedal to the floor. The Ralphabottom is all-consuming. The Ralphabottom is inevitable.
I don't think it will be just relief, I think she'll be excited. When Ralph dies Meigh will immediately attempt a sympathy world tour. She'll fire up the Killstream and give a freakish eulogy to her dearly departed gunt. With Ralph gone in her brain she will absorb his clout and reach out to anyone and everyone who might want to interview her, all while hunting for her next husband.
This bender he's on deserves a proper name altogether. He is completely fucked up every day, passing out on camera, taking massive Ls every day, and his financials, goals and health are completely failing. He's genuinely struggling to spin anything as a win anymore. I've never seen him this low.
I’m not sure he’s going to pull up out of this. Do you really see Ralph managing withdrawals? What we’re seeing is the Ralphapocalypse. The End Times. The prophet Joshua Moon foresaw this and the seals are breaking. Antichrist children of Ralph roam the earth. We’ve seen plague, we’ve seen war, and we’ve seen the hollering. Repent alogs for the end is near!
So when Ralph has a stroke on stream and loses to ability to make anything but animal noises: how long will it take people to notice that anything is actually wrong with him?
This bender he's on deserves a proper name altogether. He is completely fucked up every day, passing out on camera, taking massive Ls every day, and his financials, goals and health are completely failing. He's genuinely struggling to spin anything as a win anymore. I've never seen him this low.
He’ll be begging them to kill him when he starts withdrawing from multiple narcotics and alcohol simultaneously. I hope Mexican jails have lots of cameras and an amenable attitude toward PPV prisoner deaths as a revenue stream.
I’d unironically donate to Ralph to livestream his withdrawal at home if there was independent verification that he was actually stopping and not doing sneaky bumps and bars. Think about it, Ralph. This is your chance to show us all what a badass you are!
If we're just daydreaming, for me it'd be Ralph heaving and visibly struggling to breathe for the whole length of Stranglehold before spasming and dying with one final shart.
If someone called and offered Ralph an all expenses paid trip to rehab at this point, he’d have to be absolutely retarded and terrified to say no. So what I’m saying is, he’d never do it.
The humiliations and pain Ralph has inflicted on himself with active addiction are acceptable to him as long as he can keep using (and maintaining the Ralphamale act at least part of the time). His ego is absolutely preventing him from waving the white flag.
Most people — even addicts — want more from life than bankrupting themselves chasing fleeting highs and panhandling online. Ralph is a moron but he’s sentient enough to know that’s the best life he can ever dream of living. He knows he’s too dumb and lazy to have a life anyone else except AF incels would recognize as rewarding.
Ralph knows he doesn’t have what it takes to be one of life’s winners, so he’ll settle for bankrupting and killing himself slowly and calling it a good time.
There's a direct correlation between him marrying his cryptid wife, getting cut off from daddy in law's credit card and just being permanently FUBAR OD'ing on his cryhole medication and chasing it with booze since then.
With all that in mind, I would like to propose The Great A Man Duhpression.
There's a direct correlation between him marrying his cryptid wife, getting cut off from daddy in law's credit card and just being permanently FUBAR OD'ing on his cryhole medication and chasing it with booze since then.
With all that in mind, I would like to propose The Great A Man Duhpression.
-The Age of Outside Heat
-The Ralphapression
-The super bender
-Alprazolam Sunrise
-Ralph's dialysis
-The final cope
-Xaniberry snorlax arc
-The Ralphaspiral
-The fall of Gunt
-The Age of Harry
-Harry's revenge
-The killingstreams
-The abortion
Ladies and Guntlemen, in case you were unaware today is National Pig Day. Let's all take a moment out of our day to reflect on why we adore and admire pigs. I'll start: I love how sleepy pigs get when they take Xanax
I wish you all the best on this, the most holy of holidays. Stay porcine my friends.
I love how sleepy pigs get when they take Xanax 
