🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Spudnik]

Ethan Ralph, who is definitely not fucked up on xannies right now, explains to his piggies why todays begathon goal must be met in order to watch a 50 year old tv show that has already been paid to be watched:

It's actually befuddling that I, Claudius would be a goal and not just something he watches as normal content, piggy could just click play, take a xanny nap after firing up netflix, and nobody would know the difference. The infinite pillstream is like going to the zoo to watch an obese narcoleptic orangutan in a tiny little window while he occasionally grunts to the worlds least entertaining youtube playlist, only occasionally interrupted by a local "all the hits" clearchannel fm station, the orangutan used to be funny when he'd throw shit at people, but now he's just old and sad.

 

[AnOminous]

Pillpocalypse Now

The Final Guntdown.

 

[AltisticRight]

Moriguntus
Latin
moriguntus (feminine morigunta, neuter moriguntum); first/second-declension adjective

1. Near Death
2. Dying streamer dying live on a dying stream

Now try to google this word, it's hilarious.
Historians will look in confusion, or this can be officiated as a real word and Merriam-Webster can ayelawg the gunt too.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Ralph who has been drinking all day remembers he needs to pick up his car from the mechanic. In between bottles&cans.wav he yells at Meigh to entertain the stream. He also lets his audience know that they're cheap fucks who don't support his show.

(Some good hot mic content of him and Meigh talking, adjusted gain throughout the clip as to pick everything up and not ear-rape, hence the static)

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[Die For Me!]

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Meigh has a realization that she's approaching 30yo, and then she talks about what women want from a man.
Apologies for the shit quality.

 

[Jack Awful]

Ralph who has been drinking all day remembers he needs to pick up his car from the mechanic. In between bottles&cans.wav he yells at Meigh to entertain the stream. He also lets his audience know that they're cheap fucks who don't support his show.

(Some good hot mic content of him and Meigh talking, adjusted gain throughout the clip as to pick everything up and not ear-rape, hence the static)
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He probably talks like that to her all the time
She asked for this

 

[tranny on femboy faglover]

God its hard to watch these clips of the child just crying the background. What's even worse is that the horse is not even bothered to calm her down or focus on her but would rather stream with the crying in the background.

 

[BBChannel]

Gunt doing the thunk gesture

Gunt got his starbucks and M&Ms from the horse. This is just mostly him chewing on the M&Ms to show how little he does on his show now besides eat.

He tries to get up and knocks over all his bottles that are littered on the floor. He spilled some soda or something.

Presumably he's telling his chat to smash pass or cum in mouth of Faith (Fat Bitch) or Pearly(?). Very little participation from his chat of 300.

Horse takes over the show since gunt has to pick up his nissan while drunk. She doesn't know what to talk about so she acts like the interview is interesting and talks some sleep type schedule shit.

Horse calls herself crazy and talks some new age bullshit about making rozy sleep on a schedule even though she's a baby.

Gunt probably told her to only worry about the guntstream so horse ignores Rozy's crying for something. I think Rozy probably can't stand Nick the Spic's voice.

Eventually Rozy gets too fussy and meigh pauses the interview to grab a toy.

Meigh goes on a rant to the incels in gunt's chat about how to get laid.

Gunt went from 92 to 98 during these clips. Then meigh entered and made $3 faster than his same time frame. His show is going nowhere fast. I think these clips give a good idea why his paypiggies aren't paying for this type of content.

 

[darkprince56]

(Some good hot mic content of him and Meigh talking, adjusted gain throughout the clip as to pick everything up and not ear-rape, hence the static)

God, he's so rude

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

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I guess the irony of him having to call an Uber or walk somewhere in the hot Mexican afternoon sun because someone wouldn’t do it for him is entirely wasted on his sloppy pork brain. Thank Moloch it was for his big gay truck and not dialysis.

Also, I can’t believe how short and fat his arms are. He hasn’t lifted a thing or done a day’s actual work in his entire fucking life and it shows, physically and mentally. Plus the way he speaks to May is absolutely disgusting and I hope he trips over, bashes his brain in and ends up crippled and nonverbal so that he’s entirely at May’s mercy.

 

[GettrGriftr]

If he's so into "I, Claudius" (wonderfully casted with Derek Jacobi, Brian Blessed, John Hurt, Sîan Phillips, George Baker, Patrick Stewart, etc), and for anyone familiar with the series, I propose calling this episode of the Ralphashow

"Xanax is Queen!"

 

[Bad Gateway 502]

That Nissan has over 100k miles of drunk road rage driving with no oil changes, or checks ever. Ralph sees a check engine light flashing at him, engine sputtering he thinks I just change the oil, stop ayylogging me Nissan....

Mexican Jiffy Lube Technician: essay there is no oil in your car meho. there is nothing we can do. please get this broke vehicle out of here or it will be towed, we can't fix user neglect essay.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

After something like twenty or thirty minutes of complete dead silence, Meigh returns and turns off the camera.
About a minute later, she unmutes herself and pretends like she's been there the whole time feeding Rozy.

You have no idea, Ralph.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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After something like twenty or thirty minutes of complete dead silence, Meigh returns and turns off the camera.
About a minute later, she unmutes herself and pretends like she's been there the whole time feeding Rozy.
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You have no idea, Ralph.

Jesus christ, he can't even try to be a little supportive of his wife helping his broke ass with HIS show.

She most definitely ain't the best host, but he really can't contain shitting on someone else for an hour.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

The bottles clattering across his floor everytime he gets up is downright comical.

 

[Die For Me!]

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After something like twenty or thirty minutes of complete dead silence, Meigh returns and turns off the camera.
About a minute later, she unmutes herself and pretends like she's been there the whole time feeding Rozy.
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You have no idea Ralph.

May has been more engaging with the show today (while also caring for a child) then Ralph has been for the past week. Her reward? Passive aggressive tweets of course! Also interesting that Ethan left for the truck an hour early, could it be Ralph hates doing his show and will take any chance he gets to dodge hosting the killstream?

Too bad your audience universally hates women as much as you do

 

[Jump]

That Nissan has over 100k miles of drunk road rage driving with no oil changes, or checks ever. Ralph sees a check engine light flashing at him, engine sputtering he thinks I just change the oil, stop ayylogging me Nissan....

Mexican Jiffy Lube Technician: essay there is no oil in your car meho. there is nothing we can do. please get this broke vehicle out of here or it will be towed, we can't fix user neglect essay.

Kiwi's have run carfaxes on it before. Before going to mexico he was getting it serviced at the dealer.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Meigh explains why she is a sigma female. Yes, seriously.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Remember this is his "family business". Meigh hosting is what you can expect from the Killstream when the Ralphamale's heart or liver finally gives up