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In a rush to capture exclusive Ethan Ralph arrest footage, Ashton Porks and Andy Warski feel their buttholes sucking in the souls of Ralph/Chris and Pantsu/Barbara.Not to disagree with a great, but last time the transfer happened, proximity seemed to be a large factor so I'm going with the horse. The way that particular demon operates, and the way equine behavior has been exhibited in the past, I'm fully expecting a reverse barbussy situation. The hell spawn spirit has a pretty good host right next to it after it consumes the current one.
I checked against the Secure Server leaks but none of those names were a hit.This just in from /cow/ apparently Ralph is hiding assets under the names of his pay pigs.
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However when I looked it up. It is the address of somebody's grandma. I really hope Anal First isn't using the elderly grandparents to launder power chat money for Ralph and the Cat boi army
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Utterly dunked on in superchats by a cartoon Infowars rabbit he scored a Bonafide Ralphamale W on and who spent an hour dicking around on Build-A-Bear and another hour barely playing a video game.After Ethan finished watching 3 hours of someone elses podcast, he looks at the 6th hour tranny fund and rage quits:
True, but he's nearly 40 and has no leave benefits, nothing. Putting that into perspective, he's about as comfortable in terms of living as a first year graduate.If that was a regular 40 hour week with employer sponsored benefits, heād be doing pretty good for himself
When are you going to stop? This isn't even funny now.This just in from /cow/ apparently Ralph is hiding assets under the names of his pay pigs.
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However when I looked it up. It is the address of somebody's grandma. I really hope Anal First isn't using the elderly grandparents to launder power chat money for Ralph and the Cat boi army
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Well, that theory holds water. It's in Ralph, who picked it up in West Virginia. Hopefully you're right and when he finally ODs it'll jump to Drachenlord or some shit far away. Of course if the horse or the foal happen to be standing to the east when he gurgles his last breath, we could have a very weird arc on our hands. Do we have a Kiwi Farms exorcist brigade?I've been treating the demon like Tamamo-no-Mae, who went from China to Japan, was sealed, was unsealed due to the rock splitting in half, and presumably went eastward again. From where she was sealed and then going east, she's in the States now.
You misspelled "meatwagon" as "arrest". Not trying to shit on you, it's just that the cops have already demonstrated they don't give a fuck about the situation down there. OD, murder-suicide, everybody cooks to death the next time the horse forgets to pay the electric bill (possibly in the house, possibly in the truck when it runs out of gasolina) - these seem like more likely scenarios.In a rush to capture exclusive Ethan Ralph arrest footage, Ashton Porks and Andy Warski feel their buttholes sucking in the souls of Ralph/Chris and Pantsu/Barbara.
In the aftermath, they decide to live together in a cement bunker where PPP streams his tits for cash while Andy becomes so incoherent, the only sound he can utter is a neEEEeiigghh!
This just in from /cow/ apparently Ralph is hiding assets under the names of his pay pigs.
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However when I looked it up. It is the address of somebody's grandma. I really hope Anal First isn't using the elderly grandparents to launder power chat money for Ralph and the Cat boi army
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And to think Ralph sperged out at Xander over accusations of doxing Lord Akira.Basically at this point if you support ralph financially you doxed yourself and you're a fucking retard. The rage pig literally on stream went and called some sperg's college professor trying to get him kicked out of school over the guy charging back donos after Ralph prolly banned him from chat or said something shitty to him.
The paypigs might be finally smartening up and seeing if they even give him $1 they are essentially opening themselves to doxing, swatting, and IRL harassment via leaks, hacks, Ralph going full rage pig as he often does on his piglets, or him just being a retard and not knowing how to use BCC lol
You got what you fucking deserved supporting this false flagging, wife beating, con man.
I'm not going to bother with details, let's just say there's two discord groups having feuds with each other to this day, Cow Poly obviously isn't Esoteric Shaggyism, and he's one side of this years-long feud that occasionally bleeds into the forum.The Secure Server leaks were a miss for anyone like I mentioned in my previous post, but the name Holly Welke comes up in the PDF document posted by @Pit Viper Salesman in this post for Chris Welke/Cow Poly. Holly Welke is also 74 years old in that document. It's been speculated here and some other posts that Cow Poly is Esoteric Shaggyism/EsoShaggy, Ralph's biggest ball washer that puts Gator to shame.
I don't know what assets Ralph could possibly hide because he barely owns part of a swamp, but this could be a current dox of Esoteric Shaggyism.
Iām gonna give that gayop a 2/10. Very unsubtle, very inartful, no comedic potential.I'm not going to bother with details, let's just say there's two discord groups having feuds with each other to this day, Cow Poly obviously isn't Esoteric Shaggyism, and he's one side of this years-long feud that occasionally bleeds into the forum.
So no, Ethan Ralph isn't hiding assets under paypigs, that's just stupid.
there's not even a sex tape or tacosIām gonna give that gayop a 2/10. Very unsubtle, very inartful, no comedic potential.
Donāt remind me. The J6 of the sector. Never forgetti.there's not even a sex tape or tacos
I sincerely doubt that Ralphās paypigs are capable of learning anythingThe paypigs might be finally smartening up
Hasn't he just been openly shitting on his fans recently?Ya Iām confused too. Maybe itās just temporary?
Why are the donos drying up now?
Probably paying their taxes since the IRS just hired 80 thousandI don't get it? Why is he being abandoned by his paypigs right now?