🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[John Andrews Stan]

Also threatened to kill himself while they were in Atlantic City.

If only she’d called his bluff. The only way to handle suicide baiters is to take them seriously and get the authorities involved. Ralph the drama queen only does it because no one ever takes him seriously. He’s such a sixth grade girl.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Why all the islamic content reacts? That's not Halal, I opened that at my local mosque and they kicked me out.

Islamic content isn't halal, it's a reference to their degeneracy. Goat fucking and all that. Also a reference to deaglenation iirc.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I know it doesn't need to be said but I'm going to say it.

No man with a nice piece copes that fucking hard about not having a small dick.

 

[Polyboros2]

I’m disagreeing because I’m not a size obsessed woman, but 4 inches, seriously?
Nobody is enthusiastic about a baby carrot, sorry.

If you're talking about cut ones you buy in stores, those are about 1"-1.5". There are guys with dicks that big(in terms of girth too) but that's a legit deformity.

did we not watch the same video? if the Memphis micro is average for you then I'm sorry you outed yourself as a dicklet

Bell curve is a range, and I said it was under average.

Accidental early post edit: My point was, Ralph's dick isn't freakishly small, it isn't deformed or or way below the average size, my point is that Ralph is emphasizing how insecure he is over a feature that isn't extraordinary.

 

[Hazel Motes]

If Ralph is looking for a new role model in place of Hunter S Thompson, F. Scott Fitzgerald had Hemingway inspect his penis to make sure it was a good size.

The time Hemingway and Fitzgerald measured dicks.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, the literary wizard behind The Great Gatsby and Tender Is the Night , was married to a woman named Zelda (a talented painter and writer in her own right). The couple’s relationship in the best of times could have been defined as intoxicating. They were the power couple of t

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[Magic Sun Daddy]

Ralph is so desperate to see Josh's dick that he tries to spin his deep-seated homosexuality into a contest of masculinity. You're not fooling anyone, Ralph. Just come out and say you're into dudes.

 

[Mango Cobra]

If you're talking about cut ones you buy in stores, those are about 1"-1.5". There are guys with dicks that big(in terms of girth too) but that's a legit deformity.

When people call his, and Shanny4Christ's boyfriend's dick a babycarrot, they're talking about this. A better way to describe them is "two tic-tacs next to a slightly larger tic-tac", if i was going to quote Alexander Gordon Jahans, another lolcow with a literal babydick.

 

[Polyboros2]

When people call his, and Shanny4Christ's boyfriend's dick a babycarrot, they're talking about this. A better way to describe them is "two tic-tacs next to a slightly larger tic-tac", if i was going to quote Alexander Gordon Jahans, another lolcow with a literal babydick.

I feel like a lot of hatred is coloring people's perception, Ralph clearly doesn't have a baby carrot dick, you need to check your alogging if you legitimately think that. We wouldn't even be able to see his dick peak out from the writhing mass that is the gunt in that case(and tbf is why I'm estimating 4 inches, there is probably about 2.5-3 showing and I'm guessing about an inch obscured.

There is definitely a general dichotomy in lolcowdom, haters and laughers. I don't go to the lady section of the farms cause it's usually not fun, and it's just embellishing negative characteristics to the extent of being farcical. DSP and sometimes Tomlinson also suffer from this even on the guy side.

I however think it's might funnier that Ralph is this insecure about a smaller than average penis. I don't want to make fun of him for a deformity he can't control, I want to make fun of him cause he makes his own misery.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph is so desperate to see Josh's dick that he tries to spin his deep-seated homosexuality into a contest of masculinity. You're not fooling anyone, Ralph. Just come out and say you're into dudes.

It is one of those weird, long-lasting obsessions Ralph has had. Isn't it. Almost every arc in the umbrella is sub_arc to the "Null's dick" arc.

90 year old me spreading cool stories back when the Internet was funny to the equivalent of zoomers. Then use, "Well, his life went really downhill after a corn joke and obsessing over Null's broken penis for some reason."

I hope Ralph knows that when any rando asks who he is, that's his one-liner summary.

 

[A Sunset]

Ralph is so desperate to see Josh's dick that he tries to spin his deep-seated homosexuality into a contest of masculinity. You're not fooling anyone, Ralph. Just come out and say you're into dudes.

<Hey guys, wouldn’t it be super funny if Josh pulled down his pants so we could see how big his dick is, LOL? I bet it’s smaller than my dick, which is very thick and 8 inches, but we don’t know until Broke Dick Josh shows Us. Pull down your pants Josh so I, I mean we, can see, haha.

What if we both stand next to each other, pull down our pants onstream, and show each other’s dicks to everyone, haha? And what if one of us has a smaller dick and is humiliated in front of everyone? We could be just two bros who compare dicks and measure each others dicks, LOL.

That would be super based guys, press 1 in chat if you want to see Josh’s dick, haha. Christ is Kang.

 

[thebigdream]

I feel like a lot of hatred is coloring people's perception, Ralph clearly doesn't have a baby carrot dick, you need to check your alogging if you legitimately think that. We wouldn't even be able to see his dick peak out from the writhing mass that is the gunt in that case(and tbf is why I'm estimating 4 inches, there is probably about 2.5-3 showing and I'm guessing about an inch obscured.

There is definitely a general dichotomy in lolcowdom, haters and laughers. I don't go to the lady section of the farms cause it's usually not fun, and it's just embellishing negative characteristics to the extent of being farcical. DSP and sometimes Tomlinson also suffer from this even on the guy side.

I however think it's might funnier that Ralph is this insecure about a smaller than average penis. I don't want to make fun of him for a deformity he can't control, I want to make fun of him cause he makes his own misery.

Sir have you considered you might have autism? Everyone (unfortunately) knows its actual size, the fun is in mocking him anyway because it is small and he has been baited multiple times into trying to 'set the record straight'.

 

[Polyboros2]

Sir have you considered you might have autism? Everyone (unfortunately) knows its actual size, the fun is in mocking him anyway because it is small and he has been baited multiple times into trying to 'set the record straight'.

Saying he has a baby carrot dick, or two tictacs, or any other over exaggeration of smallness of his dick isn't baiting him. It makes it easier for him to dismiss as just being haters making shit up.

It's the same thing as when people start stretching long yarns about pregnant May having fled (when Ralph was getting swatted) or Ralph's kids being half nigger when they are obviously not mullato and phenotypically resemble him. It makes him less likely to sperg out and defend his wigger pride and gives him genuine wins when literally nothing has happened.

It's the truer stuff that will hit him close to home, really gets him seething.

 

[Jack Awful]

Saying he has a baby carrot dick, or two tictacs, or any other over exaggeration of smallness of his dick isn't baiting him. It makes it easier for him to dismiss as just being haters making shit up.

It's the same thing as when people start stretching long yarns about pregnant May having fled (when Ralph was getting swatted) or Ralph's kids being half nigger when they are obviously not mullato and phenotypically resemble him. It makes him less likely to sperg out and defend his wigger pride and gives him genuine wins when literally nothing has happened.

It's the truer stuff that will hit him close to home, really gets him seething.

We've all seen his penis. It's small.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

View attachment 4706293<Hey guys, wouldn’t it be super funny if Josh pulled down his pants so we could see how big his dick is, LOL? I bet it’s smaller than my dick, which is very thick and 8 inches, but we don’t know until Broke Dick Josh shows Us. Pull down your pants Josh so I, I mean we, can see, haha.

What if we both stand next to each other, pull down our pants onstream, and show each other’s dicks to everyone, haha? And what if one of us has a smaller dick and is humiliated in front of everyone? We could be just two bros who compare dicks and measure each others dicks, LOL.

That would be super based guys, press 1 in chat if you want to see Josh’s dick, haha. Christ is Kang.

Reminds of a specific fag fetish of fat dudes fucking each other and I feel ill just by thinking of that

 

[Telemeter]

Saying he has a baby carrot dick, or two tictacs, or any other over exaggeration of smallness of his dick isn't baiting him. It makes it easier for him to dismiss as just being haters making shit up.

It's the same thing as when people start stretching long yarns about pregnant May having fled (when Ralph was getting swatted) or Ralph's kids being half nigger when they are obviously not mullato and phenotypically resemble him. It makes him less likely to sperg out and defend his wigger pride and gives him genuine wins when literally nothing has happened.

It's the truer stuff that will hit him close to home, really gets him seething.

No, it does not "make it easier for him to dismiss", he will do that anyway, regardless of how factual the claim is, he will always go "ITS NAWT TRUUUU".

But he will get visibly madder and more obsessed with the topic the more its talked about, to the point that that is basically all he does. So may as well have fun with it.

 

[bile demon]

The size of Ralph's member could be best described as the dick equivalent of being 5'1" tall.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why all the islamic content reacts? That's not Halal, I opened that at my local mosque and they kicked me out.

I did that and they beheaded me on the spot. Luckily, I was rushed to the hospital and got my head reattached.
This story is obviously real, just like Ethan Ralph's 8 inches and thick member.

I feel like a lot of hatred is coloring people's perception, Ralph clearly doesn't have a baby carrot dick, you need to check your alogging if you legitimately think that.

It's small, end of the story. He's not some Chinaman where the average is like 2 inches.

 

[Polyboros2]

It's small, end of the story. He's not some Chinaman where the average is like 2 inches

My point was never that is wasn't small, it's that his insecurity overstates his inadequacy and that makes him look like more of a bitch.

 

[Pelican Bones]

My point was never that is wasn't small, it's that good insecurity overstates his inadequacy and that makes him look like more of a bitch.

Hang it up, bro. Nobody's buying it.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

i've got a pretty small hunch that @Polyboros2 has a small weiner and can't sneed