🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1636093528601247747

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It was a work!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

wage quit

god i don't know if this is a typo or intentional but it is FUCKING PERFECT

 

[damian]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.

Isn't this a bit in South Park where Cartman's mom gives him a gift for every gift Stan gets at his birthday because otherwise he throws a tantrum.

Ralph is a grown ass man come the fuck on.

Literally

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.
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From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

he literally said "ralphagifts" lmao

You don't get gifts on someone else's birthday, ya dingus.

Isn't this a bit in South Park where Cartman's mom gives him a gift for every gift Stan gets at his birthday because otherwise he throws a tantrum.

Ralph is a grown ass man come the fuck on.

when i was a kid i was friends with a guy whose little brother would get a gift on his older brother's birthday simply because he would throw a tantrum. this is ralph, yet ralph is a grown man.

makes me wonder if he expects to get gifts during he ali jamar birthday party?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1636093528601247747

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A bit hard to tell it’s a joke when you sound pilled out. Willing to bet he’s going to demand Meigh get him his own birthday cake that day too. Wait who am I kidding Ralph’s too broke to buy a cake for himself

 

[Polyboros2]

"I hurt myself... today..."

 

[Bertholt Hoover]

Ethan became confused when looking at the amazon wish-list for Rozy's birthday, that Amanda made, because there weren't any gifts for him. He also wondered if his kids birthday party would be any fun for him.
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From Monday's stream, haven't had time to upload it.

But unironically

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Wtf is wrong with him? I remeber getting my daughter a tickle me elmo for her birthday and having a grin a mile wide as I watched her play with it.
Never once did I think. Hmm wonder if I got any presents or I should get presents too cause im a great father.
The only thing I expeted was getting a piece of cake.

 

[412-L]

You don't get gifts on someone else's birthday, ya dingus.

Us big people don’t observe this custom, but hobbits such as Ralph do receive gifts on other people’s birthdays.

Hobbits give presents to other people on their own birthdays. Not very expensive ones, as a rule, and not so lavishly as on this occasion; but it was not a bad system. (The Fellowship of the Ring)

 

[AltisticRight]

So Ralph was desperate to get his 6th hour transvestite fund met yesterday, and since he was already streaming passed his 5 hours to meet it, he also promised to go out and eat somewhere. He ended up streaming at this bar and sitting in the corner under this retarded light and just sat there and said very little for 25 minutes, he later performed a wage quit when no one donated a single Peso.

(following clip is already posted in the Ali Jamal thread)
Ralph, who is very very wealthy & and is sitting on an easy 200k in the bank right now, begs a pig in chat to give him 25 dollars for a Lawyer:
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(spoiler alert, pay pig didn't fall for ralphs BS)

Ralph said he liked sitting under this shitty blue light because it made him look like a mob boss... I don't know about you guys, but he looks a lot more like a loser to me:
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He looks like a plus sized gummy bear.

 

[Spudnik]

Ralph said he liked sitting under this shitty blue light because it made him look like a mob boss... I don't know about you guys, but he looks a lot more like a loser to me:
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Don't some gas stations in the most degenerate of locations install blue lights in the bathroom so junkies can't find their veins to shoot up? Ralph may have finally found his element, he's like a benzo moth to a flame.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

So Ralph was desperate to get his 6th hour transvestite fund met yesterday, and since he was already streaming passed his 5 hours to meet it, he also promised to go out and eat somewhere. He ended up streaming at this bar and sitting in the corner under this retarded light and just sat there and said very little for 25 minutes, he later performed a wage quit when no one donated a single Peso.

(following clip is already posted in the Ali Jamal thread)
Ralph, who is very very wealthy & and is sitting on an easy 200k in the bank right now, begs a pig in chat to give him 25 dollars for a Lawyer:
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(spoiler alert, pay pig didn't fall for ralphs BS)

Ralph said he liked sitting under this shitty blue light because it made him look like a mob boss... I don't know about you guys, but he looks a lot more like a loser to me:
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Reminds me of when I hit my thumb with a hammer. Only this is more painful.

 

[AnOminous]

I repeat myself but here's evidence...Ethan Ralph will 100% be the first human being to have ChatGPT as sole legal counsel in a United States court of law.

I can personally confirm you can be an absolute retard and pass the bar.

Dr.Bronner is based

Nothing beats getting some schizoposting with your body cleaning activities.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Gunt ought to take my advice and choose a green light next time. It did wonders for me!

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Us big people don’t observe this custom, but hobbits such as Ralph do receive gifts on other people’s birthdays.

LOL Ralph is a hobbit. He dove into the river and found Xanax.

My Precious!​

 

[Die For Me!]

My Pigjak OC doughnut steal:

 

[HackerX]

Wtf is wrong with him? I remeber getting my daughter a tickle me elmo for her birthday and having a grin a mile wide as I watched her play with it.
Never once did I think. Hmm wonder if I got any presents or I should get presents too cause im a great father.
The only thing I expeted was getting a piece of cake.

Yeah, but you weren't sneedrunning a a xanny-fueled death spiral, were you?

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

Ralph said he liked sitting under this shitty blue light because it made him look like a mob boss

I saw the pictures before reading your post in full and legit thought it was some random homeless alleycrawler.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I can personally confirm you can be an absolute retard and pass the bar.

Ralph can't pass the bar, he always goes in and drinks himself into a stupor.

Also not really relevant but remember when he wore the Chris Chan shirt a bunch and it was obviously the Chris Chan shirt and then he told everyone it wasn't the Chris Chan shirt? Well it was.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph can't pass the bar

Just set the bar to 5'2''.