🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    387
I think someone actually reached out to him. Around the time there was news about Drakenlord being courted by TV producers, Ralph was talking about a "BIG NAME" that we'd freak out talking to him. He drunkenly really wanted to reveal it but had just enough of a braincell left to keep him mouth shut. I'm guessing there was a wave of producers trying to find other internet disasters like the Slatons to make TV shows about, and Ralph was caught up in the drag net.
Nana, Anthony Cumia, was who most people guessed. Ralph would think Nana was a big name and only a degenerate like Cumia would think a Ralph reality show had any upside. (Nobody else would want the legal liability of association with an alcoholic addict groomer with a small child in the house). This seems to jive with everyone hearing Cozy might not be around much longer, so Gunt started his months long depression bender and scrambling for other options.

Ralph was super keen on trying to get some KS fans to buy him a house right around then too. This points to whoever he talked having zero interest or funds to set up any real production and probably just said “if you get a house and invite some interesting people to live there maybe it could lead to a show or something.” I figure Cumia said maybe he could stream on Compound Media if he came up with some interesting lolcow content to stream.

Nana would have seen what a sloppy, amateur drunken benzo snooze fest KS. Nana at least had enough radio experience to care about some level of production and show structure. He wouldn’t want Ralph amateur hour KS shit on Compound, but Ralph gets enough attention as a lolcow that making other humans interact with him would have potential for lolcow drama streams if there was a real editor involved.

It will never happen. I think even Nana realized Ralph is too much of an alcoholic/addict, and has too much baggage, to be capable of putting together any sort of production.

You could definitely have fun trolling Ralph into thinking he’s being green lighted for a real grown-up project and milk great content from that. Imagine inviting Ralph to a big meeting with actors in suits you tell him are TV producers and listening him pitch his brilliant ideas. It would be fantastic..and would probably only cost a few thousand to do it.
 
That sweatshirt he’s wearing is filthy btw.
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Looks like he’s been wearing it at least a week, maybe sleeping in it too, like some homeless hobo. Which is basically what he is.

Also, it’s been 95 degrees every day in Merida. Why is he living in a big old dirty sweatshirt?
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE PIG HOOVES

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Nana, Anthony Cumia, was who most people guessed. Ralph would think Nana was a big name and only a degenerate like Cumia would think a Ralph reality show had any upside.
I agree that has been with a semi successful niche is a fair medium of desperate enough to court Ralph, but well known enough for Ralph to get excited for, but his association with Chrissy Myer, and to a lesser extent Karl from WATP definitely rules that out. Wet brain Ralph would still keep that on the DL expecting an ops, and not be giddy at the name drop.
 
And the hand looks like a pig trotter. Of course. Maybe its the angle, but damn man, the fuck is with those pig claws, Ralph? Some weird hand fat distribution to go with those filthy sleeves.
 
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I don’t get why anyone likes this guy. I hope to never understand.

3 types of people watch Ralph:
-Alogs who like to point and laugh at the trashfire (largest group)

-Cozy dickriders who would eat Ralph's shit if Nick Fuentes asked them to (second largest group)

-Holdovers from 2018 when Ralph was semi-relevent and could still pull 2k+ live viewers (not sure if there are any of these left, maybe a few turbo autists stuck around)

Alice probably has AIDS and Ralph once again admits to raping her, proceeds to cope about how unlikely it is to get AIDS from a single one-time act.

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Jesus christ. is he dying of an overdose when he's talking in this clip?
 
He’s not withdrawing from anything. He’s been so drunk and xannied out he can barely speak or function.
Is he still smoking weed during streams? Withdrawals from it usually only last about a week but persistent chills are a very common symptom. You can be under two thick blankets on a warm day and be cold.
 
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Is he still smoking weed during streams? Withdrawals from it usually only last about a week but persistent chills are a very common symptom. You can be under two thick blankets on a warm day and be cold.
Yes. Like a chimney.
 
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Ralph gets a superchat questioning his work ethic and he tells the guy to shoot himself in the head because he's AN ALL TIME INTERNET SUPERSTAR, BISH!
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My god, he sounds so discombobulated over the pills and alchohol, that anything he says makes me want to pity him than get angry at him.

Does he even know where he is at this very moment?
 
33:43 minutes of intro and 49:25 minutes of """show""", split between to streams, now that's a great Ratio.
I love that even the Cozy chat has somewhat turned on him. He didn't get called out like this in his own chat before the unholy civil-union.
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May putting on her best Groomer impression today. "haha my husband is killing himself"
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33:43 minutes of intro and 49:25 minutes of """show""", split between to streams, now that's a great Ratio.
I love that even the Cozy chat has somewhat turned on him. He didn't get called out like this in his own chat before the unholy civil-union.
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May putting on her best Groomer impression today. "haha my husband is killing himself"
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lmfao see ralph,we can stop these pitiful "AH SWER AH CAN QUIT AND FACE DEADLY WITHDRAWALS COLD TURKEY, me the most obviously self controlled podcaster on the net, living ham and cheese ball ethan ralph" interludes. youre drunk and pilled out, we all know youre drunk and pilled out.
 
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