🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Anyone else feel like we're in the last arc?

Ralph has his entire solo IP2 self-destruction arc after Meigh leaves him

 

[Red Facist Bunny]

How long are we betting before Ralph unalives her?

I'm thinking 4 maybe 5 months since his now believing fictional shit about the horse

 

[MeltyTW]

How long are we betting before Ralph unalives her?

I'm thinking 4 maybe 5 months since his now believing fictional shit about the horse

i legit think pantsu would beat his ass into the dirt if he dared tried, he went on an endless big man creepy voiced "she dont got the stones to come up here and debunk mah claims, the lil bitch ah got her corraled like the whorse she is chat!" smug internet tough guy screed and she just immediately charged in, made him cower away in the mic and cut him the fuck off like the emasculated little pig she is and reducing him to begging to consider his lil oh piggy paranoid feelings. i give it five months before ralph keels over or he tries something and pantsu just chokes him out or feeds him poisoned lemon wheels.

So Cozy Rozy's screaming can be translated to "Nevermore, Bish!".

oh fuck that reminds me i was supposed to write a gunted raven since even before "gunt" became a hallmark of the sektur, theres been like 90 ecosystem destructions and revivals and replacements since then and im still only as far as calling matt stuff forgotten internet lore and the bust of jcaeser (doesnt rhyme but that stuff had just dropped at the time and i was excited to include it anywhere) oh and lenora or maybe gunt stuff was around i cant remember when the divorce happened.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I think without Meigh and Rozy, Ralph would be happier.

 

[Die For Me!]

4/8/23
Ralph had a record breaking 15 minute long show, complete with the fucking taco bell ring somehow still fucking happening throughout the show. Sadly, i didnt download it and its gone forever now , but Ralph did a rage quit and came back for another 3 hours or so later in the day.

Ralph starts the show revealing a very interesting coping strategy for anger (sleeping):

Ralph reads a tweet by beardson and states that if you dont think wrestling is cool, that's a problem with you:

Someone in chat receives a permanent ban for talking about Ralph calling his guest a coon ass nigger:

Ralph talks about how it's been a pretty good Sober Spring... Well, sober-ish spring some days, but thats okay:

Pay pig starts getting upset over Ralph not shaving his head as promised the day before:

Someone donates audio proof of Ralph stating he'd do it for tree fiddy, Ralph then claims that was probably AI:

Same pay pig donates it again, calling ralph a dammed liar. Ralph then loses his shit and reveals that the donation goals and the Killstream are fake, that none of the goals are binding contract, and that if you want him to do anything, you'll have to put him in cuffs first:

Pay Piggies have been revolting ever since, demanding Ralph shave his head on air. Ralph has put himself in a corner now and will probably be made to shave his head pretty soon with how quickly donos are shriveling up. Personally, I feel like Ralph shaving his head for anything less than 3 grand is a total bitch made move, what say you?

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

De-wrenched LAAAVE ON THE KEELSTREAM

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Ralph starts the show revealing a very interesting coping strategy for anger (sleeping):

Holy shit, he really is just a giant toddler

 

[Anonanon]

De-wrenched LAAAVE ON THE KEELSTREAM
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This is why ultimately Ralph is an unintended force for good as he takes money away from people who shouldn't be allowed to have it.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

This is why ultimately Ralph is an unintended force for good as he takes money away from people who shouldn't be allowed to have it.

The "please stop" and last "I love you" is one of the most pathetic things I've seen any of his paypigs do.

 

[Farglemark]

All I know is we know too much personal behind the scenes things going on at the Ralphadomicile for May not to be leaking things right? I mean shit, have you seen how May acts with the baby? Clearly she is turning Rozy against Ralph, and it's been fairly successful so far, Rozy can't even look at her fat fuck father without tearing up

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

another all time banger from the Killstream, he made $12 in 74 minutes and ran to the bank laughing

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

The "please stop" and last "I love you" is one of the most pathetic things I've seen any of his paypigs do.

It's a bit sad, because you can tell the dude is probably some lonely turbo sped. But the sheer love and devotion his Jannies have for Ralph is pretty scary. These are the kind of people who would follow Jones to Jonestown without a question.

 

[bile demon]

Ralph is so utterly demented from drug abuse at this point that you could feed Meigh's voice to one of those audio-learning programs, have it generate a short speech of her alogging him about something not too over the top, like lack of money or unfulfilling sex life, send it to him as a TTS at the right moment and he'd probably end up fighting with her thinking she really did say it for real. Honestly surprised one of the retarded gayoping aylogs like CX or Kinofag hasn't tried it yet.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

>Ah do wut Ah want on dis earf!
>Chooses to sit and cry on camera in a Mexican shitbox.

Ralph you suck at deciding what to do.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

4/8/23
Ralph had a record breaking 15 minute long show, complete with the fucking taco bell ring somehow still fucking happening throughout the show. Sadly, i didnt download it and its gone forever now , but Ralph did a rage quit and came back for another 3 hours or so later in the day.

Ralph starts the show revealing a very interesting coping strategy for anger (sleeping):
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Ralph reads a tweet by beardson and states that if you dont think wrestling is cool, that's a problem with you:
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Someone in chat receives a permanent ban for talking about Ralph calling his guest a coon ass nigger:
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Ralph talks about how it's been a pretty good Sober Spring... Well, sober-ish spring some days, but thats okay:
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Pay pig starts getting upset over Ralph not shaving his head as promised the day before:
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Someone donates audio proof of Ralph stating he'd do it for tree fiddy, Ralph then claims that was probably AI:
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Same pay pig donates it again, calling ralph a dammed liar. Ralph then loses his shit and reveals that the donation goals and the Killstream are fake, that none of the goals are binding contract, and that if you want him to do anything, you'll have to put him in cuffs first:
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Pay Piggies have been revolting ever since, demanding Ralph shave his head on air. Ralph has put himself in a corner now and will probably be made to shave his head pretty soon with how quickly donos are shriveling up. Personally, I feel like Ralph shaving his head for anything less than 3 grand is a total bitch made move, what say you?

EOR said he'd have Pantsu shave his melon and they'd put it up as a video of it's own if they hit the $350 goal. They hit the $350 goal and EOR is refusing to shave his head. Now EOR can refuse to shave his head all he wants but being a pro wrestling fan you'd think he'd know better than to promise something then renege on what he promised when the goal is reached. His calling his paypigs names and telling them "AH DEW WUT AH WANT, BISH!" isn't gonna help matters. It looks especially bad after the "AH WEEL GO TO DC!" goals weren't met, particularly after he admitted he didn't even buy that second ticket in the first place.

As bad as Pantsu has been for EOR with his increases in drinking, drugging, and raping Alice, he's gotten so much worse since moving to Mexico.

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph will look even more like a fat gay baby with a shaved head and he's 100% gonna cuck to his supporters and shave it off anyway. They control the purse strings which means they control Ralph.

 

[AnOminous]

Rozy is a constant reminder that the ralphaseed do miss and had to be carried into siring a bastard son hell never see by slop pussy faiths superior eggs over meighs horse ovaries. And that he will never have a son

He could gunt up a dozen skank whore prostitutes like Meigh and he'd still never be a father. He's a worthless fat piece of shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph then loses his shit and reveals that the donation goals and the Killstream are fake, that none of the goals are binding contract, and that if you want him to do anything, you'll have to put him in cuffs first:

I'd laugh if some disgruntled paypig actually goes to Merida, beats the shit out of him in the streets, then shaves his head at gunpoint.

 

[Polyboros2]

Geez, Ralph's desperation to get donos in ASAP is really telling. He's so desperate he can't even hide it anymore.

 

[Farglemark]

You know what would turn all of this around, the money problems, fucking wreck us aylogs, make us seeth, and put pantsu in her place all at once? If Ralph became one of those Gamble streamers.

It's guaranteed money, no risk, all he can do is grow his audience. Ahwell if he doesn't do it, I'll know I'm the one that owned him into bot becoming a gamble streamer and making a ton of money