🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[The Backwards Man]

I'm getting the feeling that we're really close to the end of the gunted era here. No friends, no family, wife is miserable, no money, and stranded in a shithole.

Josh back in december said that he predicts Ralph wont make it to 2024. There might be a chance we'll have to call him Nullstradamus from now on. The only way this could get more poetic is if Ralphs entire story came to an end on the 10 year anniversary of gamergate.

 

[Anonanon]

Summary of the 12$ poor house stream.

"Ralph admits to getting legal advice from esoshaggy"

Popcorns almost ready

 

[Kürtzl]

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Whatever you say champ

He got so upset he crashed into slumber.
Why would you use "I a adult and allegedly non autistic man threw a fit so bad it knocked me out cold." as a excuse for your Xanax induced torpor?
Just own it, being a drug addict is less embarrassing then this.
Its so funny I'd say he was doing this on purpose if i didn't know that his beat up alcoholic brain couldn't manage to work above the level of your average ghettonigger anymore.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Pretty bitchmade to seizure off stream, Ralph.

 

[Phony Chicken]

I'm getting the feeling that we're really close to the end of the gunted era here. No friends, no family, wife is miserable, no money, and stranded in a shithole.

Josh back in december said that he predicts Ralph wont make it to 2024. There might be a chance we'll have to call him Nullstradamus from now on. The only way this could get more poetic is if Ralphs entire story came to an end on the 10 year anniversary of gamergate.

Everyday I check in to the site expecting to see a Feature annoucing his death.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I like how Ralph's baby won't even make eye contact with him but he claims a baby that has seen him for 4 hours total in its entire life loves him. I talked to both babies and they said he stinks.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I like how Ralph's baby won't even make eye contact with him but he claims a baby that has seen him for 4 hours total in its entire life loves him. I talked to both babies and they said he stinks.

I talked to Xander just yesterday and he said "Amo a mi papá mexicano y le tengo miedo al cerdo gordo!"

 

[Fornicario]

"Ralph admits to getting legal advice from esoshaggy"

Popcorns almost ready

That blows my fucking mind. Internet "lawyers" suck. Every. Single. One. Hell, Specs burned that candle like a flare. Fucked some guy into default IIRC.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm getting the feeling that we're really close to the end of the gunted era here. No friends, no family, wife is miserable, no money, and stranded in a shithole.

Josh back in december said that he predicts Ralph wont make it to 2024. There might be a chance we'll have to call him Nullstradamus from now on. The only way this could get more poetic is if Ralphs entire story came to an end on the 10 year anniversary of gamergate.

I originally thought his estimation was way too quick, but I didn't realize just how fast this guy would spiral down to nothing

Null is the cow whisperer

 

[ChadBrazilian]

"Ralph admits to getting legal advice from esoshaggy"

Popcorns almost ready

Not only that but Eso pays Ralph for the privilege of sweeping up for Ralph. What cuck. He is paying to work for free! Gator had more spine than this.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I originally thought his estimation was way too quick, but I didn't realize just how fast this guy would spiral down to nothing

Null is the cow whisperer

God won't let him die, he will resurrect Ralph just to aylawg him some more. He is too much of a pussy to IRL delete system32 so he will remain in this planet to continue enjoying the fruit of his labour (or lack of it)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

"Ralph admits to getting legal advice from esoshaggy"

Popcorns almost ready

Esoshaggy really have ChristorianX vibes. Careful Ralph you could be walking up into a long gayop

 

[Fornicario]

Ralph thinks he might end up in jail for a week? What would happen in regards to his Xanax habit? Would the prison just let him go through withdrawal, or would the prison abide by his "legally binding" Mexican prescription?

There's no protocol for Xanax withdrawal. They would probably keep him in the infirmary the whole week. If the judge decides to go wild on Ralph, the court could order drug treatment as part of Ralph's sentence.

 

[Truly Rural]

 

[Sperglord666]

4/8/23
Ralph had a record breaking 15 minute long show, complete with the fucking taco bell ring somehow still fucking happening throughout the show. Sadly, i didnt download it and its gone forever now , but Ralph did a rage quit and came back for another 3 hours or so later in the day.

Ralph starts the show revealing a very interesting coping strategy for anger (sleeping):
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Ralph reads a tweet by beardson and states that if you dont think wrestling is cool, that's a problem with you:
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Someone in chat receives a permanent ban for talking about Ralph calling his guest a coon ass nigger:
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Ralph talks about how it's been a pretty good Sober Spring... Well, sober-ish spring some days, but thats okay:
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Pay pig starts getting upset over Ralph not shaving his head as promised the day before:
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Someone donates audio proof of Ralph stating he'd do it for tree fiddy, Ralph then claims that was probably AI:
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Same pay pig donates it again, calling ralph a dammed liar. Ralph then loses his shit and reveals that the donation goals and the Killstream are fake, that none of the goals are binding contract, and that if you want him to do anything, you'll have to put him in cuffs first:
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Pay Piggies have been revolting ever since, demanding Ralph shave his head on air. Ralph has put himself in a corner now and will probably be made to shave his head pretty soon with how quickly donos are shriveling up. Personally, I feel like Ralph shaving his head for anything less than 3 grand is a total bitch made move, what say you?

Imagine watching Ralph doxxing fellow supporters for months, skipping out on three plane trips he got the money for, and just now realizing he has no respect for his donators.

Hey Ralph's paypigs that are reading this, he's no longer the retarded one in this situation.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph thinks he might end up in jail for a week? What would happen in regards to his Xanax habit?

If he could detox now he would. But he’s a pussy and he can’t. Can a broke dick farmer who speaks Mexican please contact the authorities to arrange a livestream from the hole where he goes cold turkey from everything? I’d pay quite a bit for access to that show.

Seeing Rozy refuse to play along with Ralph’s attempts to pretend his children love him makes me like her even more. No, she’s not deliberately making him look like a dipshit (does Ralph realize she has no concept of streaming or that people are watching?). But the fact that she’s not fawning the way many abused kids do makes me think she’s already got way more potential than either of her “parents” ever did, despite their best efforts to ruin her developing brain or outright kill her in an avoidable drunk/high vehicular homicide. If she can survive this upbringing, she can survive anything. Unfortunately the odds are against her making it out of Ralph and Meigh’s succession of *rented hovels alive.

*I guess it’s only rented if you actually pay the rent. Have the Richmond landlords ever filed any small claims court actions against Ralph for trashing the house, ruining the carpets and not paying months of rent owed?

 

[Reee]

So since Alice is tested positive for Aids shouldn't he be hollering his way to get tested?

 

[Farglemark]

I think the funniest thing is that Ralph is so low on subjects for content that he is canabalizing his own most loyal viewers for content now. No one wants to interact with him outside of the last handful of people who pity him, none of them interesting, all the people he can yell at have moved on, ignore him, or have been brought up so much his pay piggies are bored of it.


Here's another imagine if, I know with Ralph there are so many turning points that could have prevented his current state but anyways. Imagine if Ralph never went after Rekeita? Yeah, baldo, yeah locals, whatever it's funny to us but in this use case it doesn't matter, he's been on Crowder lately.



He draws huge live crowds, he's connected to massive people in the right wing sector, the dude is killing it. Sure he's had his screwups but compared to what Ralph is now? He could cuck across the country and still look better. If Ralph was still in his good books, some of this would roll downhill and rub off on him, shit he would have access to dozens of debater options, guest options, hell it would possibly have been like the old killstream days.

I just saw Rekeita being on Crowder and it had gotten me thinking, and I fucking know Ralph saw it too. Good job Ralph burning the bridge with a guy who openly said "I like the guy and I don't really care what he's done" no matter what your aylogs said to him. It's been said 100 times, and here's another one.

So how much longer until the poll changes to the ultimate fate of the Ralph family?

Options I can think of are
1. Fade into obscurity
2. Ralph drops dead on stream
3. Murder suicide
4. May takes Rozy and finds another degen D tier E celeb to leech off of

Ralph is the definition of obscure already, I know you mean to the point of the internet forgetting about him, but he's at the point that outside of KF and the Sektor, he is only brought up as a horror story briefly. Ralph tries to capitalize off of it, but the response is always "who are you again?"

Rozy reached a milestone and that is NOT GOOD. Time to get a cage, or a leash.
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Another video with Rozy, another video where she sees mommy and thanks whatever baby god she has and immediately reaches to get away from the smelly drug addict who bothers her once or twice a day.

5. May dumps Rozy with relatives and fucks off for the next Z tier thirsty E celeb looking for a live in groupie.

That shouldnt be a poll option, simply because it's a definite once Ralph is gone

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I’m guessing the Richmond landlord was at least one of the six times EOR was served at GuntaMania.

 

[AnOminous]

nobody, huh? interesting.
what about youtube, twitter, and all of the other platforms?
what about the judge who signed the restraining order for ade?

What about the dude who smashed his skull so bad he is now a googly-eyed retard for the rest of his life? What about the weird troll ayylawg who beat the shit out of him on video while his gunt flopped around in the breeze?