🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

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DinnerDates said:
What a fuck up :story:. I can't understand shit from the Hot Mic Event 1, he's slurring his word so fucking bad.
This is my favorite moment from Hot Mic Event 1
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Hot Mic Event 2 is a little bit better because he's not slurring his words as bad as the first one.
Here is he hollerin at someone
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1: 30 :diddler: For 45 years people have been fucking with me
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The 4 Filler.wav files are him playing music either from Tropico or his own playlist. I don't think he talk at all.
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It sounds like he's on the phone with somebody in clip number two. Who is the person he's talking about who stole all of the rights to his "boxing footage from the Olympics" and rights to his "REAL professional career" (lol at the qualifier there)?
 
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DinnerDates said:
What a fuck up :story:. I can't understand shit from the Hot Mic Event 1, he's slurring his word so fucking bad.
This is my favorite moment from Hot Mic Event 1
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If anyone can listen to that and not lol they don’t have ears. Holy shit.

Someone offer him $500 to turn his streaming camera around to the floor and show us how self-described “legends” live in total squalor.
 
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A couple of minutes ago, Ralph turned on his stream on Cozy which is weird because it's still 6 or 7 AM in Merida. He streams for about 27 minutes and he opens the stream with 17 minutes of fucking dead air.
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Then 3 minutes hollerin at Massa Milo.

And 7 minutes of dead air before he shut down the stream and presumably going back to his bed again :nitenite:

His chat reaction by the end
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hawkisnight said:
Last time I saw someone that bad at video games was my girlfriend. Ralph is not even playing anything that complicated. How embarrassing.
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At least it's kind of cute when a girl is bad at a game, this was awful, he made DSP look like a speedrunner
 
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DinnerDates said:
What a fuck up :story:. I can't understand shit from the Hot Mic Event 1, he's slurring his word so fucking bad.
This is my favorite moment from Hot Mic Event 1
View attachment 5050241

Hot Mic Event 2 is a little bit better because he's not slurring his words as bad as the first one.
Here is he hollerin at someone
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1: 30 :diddler: For 45 years people have been fucking with me
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The 4 Filler.wav files are him playing music either from Tropico or his own playlist. I don't think he talks at all.
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......words to live by
 
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DinnerDates said:
A couple of minutes ago, Ralph turned on his stream on Cozy which is weird because it's still 6 or 7 AM in Merida. He streams for about 27 minutes and he opens the stream with 17 minutes of fucking dead air.
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Then 3 minutes hollerin at Massa Milo.
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And 7 minutes of dead air before he shut down the stream and presumably going back to his bed again :nitenite:

His chat reaction by the end
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I’m betting he’s going to be dead by August
 
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Tom Myers said:
Will someone be so kind as to inform me about this Sober Spring counter in the lower right of his streams? It has to be a joke, right? I stopped watching because even hate watching someone kill themselves isn't fun.
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Nope. EOR is saying that he's been stone cold sober for at least that long, minus the one shot of hard liquor (minus the glass shards he was able to pull out before he drank it). Even though he's been smoking non-medical pot, taking way too much Xanax, the swigs of Modelo he doesn't successfully hide, and who knows what and how much else he's been doing.
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Nope. EOR is saying that he's been stone cold sober for at least that long, minus the one shot of hard liquor (minus the glass shards he was able to pull out before he drank it). Even though he's been smoking non-medical pot, taking way too much Xanax, the swigs of Modelo he doesn't successfully hide, and who knows what and how much else he's been doing.
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I think I happened to tune in a week or so ago and he hid himself on camera and I think he meant to mute himself but he took the biggest drink of booze and slammed the bottle down with a big “AHHHHHHH”

Occasionally checking into the streams over the past few months and each time I’m greeted with something similarly disgusting, usually him eating on screen.
 
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When Ralph dies how will we find out about it if it doesn't happen live on-stream? Like say he doesn't wake up from the next "nap"? Are we expecting some kind of announcement from the wife? Does she call her father and then he tells us? Mexican news reports? I imagine it could take days before it gets reported here, he'll just be MIA with no new content.

I think about these things.
 
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If I was Ralph and I had a fancy truck and no money, I’d try to make my streams interesting by streaming myself driving Uber Eats or some shit. Double dip, my guy.

But Ralph is fat, lazy, hates providing for a family, etc… so nope, just Xanax and sitting around being a lump.
 
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HawHawHeeHee said:
The merge is happening! Ralph has obtained all of the streaming Dragonballs:

Ghost - Bottles.wav
Wings - Obesity, squeaky chair
DSP - Alcoholism, compulsive liar, shit at games

Has science gone too far? Can this man be stopped?
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He's starting to repeat himself for hours on end like Cobra too. His cry fest about Wendell a couple days ago might as well have been a gender relations rant.
 
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DinnerDates said:
What a fuck up :story:. I can't understand shit from the Hot Mic Event 1, he's slurring his word so fucking bad.
This is my favorite moment from Hot Mic Event 1
View attachment 5050241

Hot Mic Event 2 is a little bit better because he's not slurring his words as bad as the first one.
Here is he hollerin at someone
View attachment 5050246

1: 30 :diddler: For 45 years people have been fucking with me
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The 4 Filler.wav files are him playing music either from Tropico or his own playlist. I don't think he talks at all.
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It's a work you retards.

You see? The Ralphamale expects you to believe he's such a failure in life he'd just have tons of empty bottles around him and in order to play you like the fucking DAMN FIDDLES YOU ARE. He Just hung empty cans and bottles next to his power station which he was just randomly moving around while he PRETENDED he forgot to turn off his telegram stream.

Oh boy it's gonna be an epic and TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY when he reveals the work. You're gonna look like total idiots.

You just wait.
 
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DinnerDates said:
A couple of minutes ago, Ralph turned on his stream on Cozy which is weird because it's still 6 or 7 AM in Merida. He streams for about 27 minutes and he opens the stream with 17 minutes of fucking dead air.
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Then 3 minutes hollerin at Massa Milo.
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And 7 minutes of dead air before he shut down the stream and presumably going back
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He’s slurring even worse than last night. How can you be that wasted first thing in the morning? Does he take swigs of tequila as soon as he wakes up or what? And his idiot wife just enables all his addictions and doesn’t give a shit as long as she can remain attached to an ‘e-celeb’ like a tick.
 
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