🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[HackerX]

Came across this and laughed. Ralph really is like Ric! Except for the adoration, fans, or the other cool stuff in general.

 

[Cringestorian X]

someone is talking shit about mundane matt again

 

[jell0]

someone is talking shit about mundane matt again
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"I want others to beat up Jarbo because I'm afraid to get embarrassed like I did the last 3 times things got physical. I still seethe at the thought of looking like a drunken jackass getting mogged by a Cancer patient and a boulder enthusiast in front of 5x my viewership numbers, I am Ethan Ralph!"

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[Mr. Manchester]

"I want others to beat up Jarbo because I'm afraid to get embarrassed like I did the last 3 times things got physical. I still seethe at the thought of looking like a drunken jackass getting mogged by a Cancer patient and a boulder enthusiast in front of 5x my viewership numbers, I am Ethan Ralph!"

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I have no doubt in my mind Jarbo would wreck Ralph in a fight. It'd be brutal. Wouldn't be Portugal 1 bad, but it'd be harsher than Portugal 2. Unlike the bongs Jarbo might not stop until someone pulled him off.

 

[Polyboros2]

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Ooh boy, its been a while since we got some good seething from Ralph like that. He's butthurt about something.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

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For 99.95% of the internet, attacking Jarbo is punching down. For Ralph it's maybe a fair fight?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

For 99.95% of the internet, attacking Jarbo is punching down. For Ralph it's maybe a fair fight?

For Ralph it's punching up.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

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1. You're putting everyone in a coma, i'm struggling to get through a 2 minute clip here.
2. At the end of the day he can turn around to his wife and say "wow honey, I've got bodied on twitter, ain't that embarassing? Let's take the kids for a hike i need to disconnect from this"
3. Jarbinator casually bodies Ethanol with his reply [it's to a longer 9 minute long clip, i ain't watching that shit, available here [clearnet]]

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

1. You're putting everyone in a coma, i'm struggling to get through a 2 minute clip here.
2. At the end of the day he can turn around to his wife and say "wow honey, I've got bodied on twitter, ain't that embarassing? Let's take the kids for a hike i need to disconnect from this"
3. Jarbinator casually bodies Ethanol with his reply [it's to a longer 9 minute long clip, i ain't watching that shit, available here [clearnet]]
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I don't know how gunt can even talk about boulderboy as Ethan has shown himself to be a far far far bigger flaggot than jarbo could ever be.

 

[Rogue AI]

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I love how he talks about disfiguring mundanematt but he's still wearing sunglasses cause now he has googly eyes.

 

[AnOminous]

3. Jarbinator casually bodies Ethanol with his reply [it's to a longer 9 minute long clip, i ain't watching that shit, available here [clearnet]]

One major difference is Jarbo manned up and quit doing the shit that had him careening into cowdom. That alone makes him better than Gunt.

I don't know how gunt can even talk about boulderboy as Ethan has shown himself to be a far far far bigger flaggot than jarbo could ever be.

Gunt's Law strikes again: whatever Ethan Ralph uses as an insult to someone else is something that's at least twice as true about himself.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

One major difference is Jarbo manned up and quit doing the shit that had him careening into cowdom. That alone makes him better than Gunt.

both Jarbo and Sargon "redeemed" themselves insofar that they returned to their lanes, for jarbo that was being a doordash man and for sargon it was returning to just making milquetoast conservative internet videos. Look at where they are now after humbling themselves from that experience they had from 2018-2019 and look where Ralph is, that should saw it all.

 

[Cringestorian X]

1. You're putting everyone in a coma, i'm struggling to get through a 2 minute clip here.

believe or not i spent more than 10 minutes uploading and checking if the clip is working properly
you're not the only one struggling here buddy

I love how he talks about disfiguring mundanematt but he's still wearing sunglasses cause now he has googly eyes.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph was apparently hinting he'd move back to the USA if Pantsu would take him back (and also rent him an place to live because Ralph can't get his own place stateside) but that he doesn't want to leave Mexico.

I realized one major reason Ralph loves Mexico (besides xanax and being poor). He can chalk up people staring and sniggles to being "Americano". In America he actually has to deal with people being visibly disgusted by the gross, fat little man and not making any bones about it. In Mexico they will either go out of their way to be polite for his dollar and the other non-service industry people? He can't understand their snide comments and can just assume it's because he's a gringo, not just a gross greasy pig. He can't play that game among his own people. Just imagine what going through LAX is like for the piggy or or the look of horror when someone realizes they have a seat assigned next to him. Ralph just seethes.

 

[SargonF00t]

I realized one major reason Ralph loves Mexico (besides xanax and being poor). He can chalk up people staring and sniggles to being "Americano". In America he actually has to deal with people being visibly disgusted by the gross, fat little man and not making any bones about it. In Mexico they will either go out of their way to be polite for his dollar and the other non-service industry people? He can't understand their snide comments and can just assume it's because he's a gringo, not just a gross greasy pig. He can't play that game among his own people. Just imagine what going through LAX is like for the piggy or or the look of horror when someone realizes they have a seat assigned next to him. Ralph just seethes.

And the delightful surprise that awaits anyone seated next to Ralph,

Spoiler

scat

.

 

[TJBirish]

Has anybody seen Ralph use his breathalyzer on stream since the day he got it (and failed)?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Has anybody seen Ralph use his breathalyzer on stream since the day he got it (and failed)?

LOL. No. I'm glad he inflicted the sobriety LARP on to himself. He so bitter he cant openly drink and take xanax naps now. Trying to schedule himself to look partially sober for a few hours crimps his style.

It's a good thing Ralph has no actual friends, or Pantsu now, to hold him accountable. His only online randos that will go along with his fantasy and they pretended he was actually having a sober spring long until Ralph said they could acknowledge him being Cozy's very obvious public drunkard because he kept regularly passing out on stream.

 

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[MirnaMinkoff]

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Ralph in his hiding a hangover gear.

 

[Elmo]

Ralph in his hiding a hangover gear.

In all black in Merida during the start of the summer heat, no less.