🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Look--an Alien!]

4 hours, $88. Hes so friggin boring I can't even hate watch.

 

[Telemeter]

Used to be he’d end up with $450-$500, now he barely makes it past $350 ($368 yesterday.) His current lifestyle offers a window into his financial situation- no more traveling (he never goes anywhere,) no ‘events’ planned, no more designer swag hauls, no more truck. He has zip in the bank and is barely able to pay the bare minimum of life expenses- rent, electricity, internet, daily tortas. That’s about it.

He never traveled before in his entire life either until May got pregnant, he then made sure he spent as much time away from her as possible.

Remember all those trips to Washington DC he used to IRL stream, sucking on BBC and going on "bar crawls" where he ordered a full meal on each one? The weekly trips to Las Vegas? Portugal I and II? All of those were during May's pregnancy, that's how much he cares about his wife and Rozy.

Ralph literally spent more money running away from Rozy's pregnant mother than he ever did on the poor girl.

Up to that point Ralph basically was a shut in, living off mom's social security, and had a grand total of one trip to England for Nora, and had only recently even been to Texas and California for the first time ever like a year before.

He hadn't even been to New York either until he got together with May, that's how much of a shut in he truly is.

 

[Fornicario]

4 hours, $88. Hes so friggin boring I can't even hate watch.

I gave up and went to watch preying mantis in my yard. Much more fulfilling.

 

[Rogue AI]

4 hours, $88. Hes so friggin boring I can't even hate watch.

7 hours in and he's at 100 even. Stripe takes half that so I guess he earned his torta for the day.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He also said it's because Amanda isn't there to cook for him. He likely doesn't know how to prepare meals because he's lived with a woman doing it for him his entire life.

May didn’t cook, she went and got take out for him. She definitely provided food for the Gunt in the form of fetching fast food, ordering food and buying open and eat goods at the grocery store, but only sporadic cooking.

Pretty sure we got saw 90% of the meals she prepared via photos Ralph put on Twitter. Her cooking food was notable and rare enough for the most basic meals to merit posts on Gunt’s Twitter.

 

[SargonF00t]

May didn’t cook, she went and got take out for him. She definitely provided food for the Gunt in the form of fetching fast food, ordering food and buying open and eat goods at the grocery store, but only sporadic cooking.

Pretty sure we got saw 90% of the meals she prepared via photos Ralph put on Twitter. Her cooking food was notable and rare enough for the most basic meals to merit posts on Gunt’s Twitter.

Meigh wasn't a very good wife, if you want to know the truth.

 

[Harlan Wick]

It sounds like Gunt's audience has shrunk to die hard pay pigs and a few sick fucks that clip a streamer dying live.

 

[Um...]

May didn’t cook, she went and got take out for him. She definitely provided food for the Gunt in the form of fetching fast food, ordering food and buying open and eat goods at the grocery store, but only sporadic cooking.

Pretty sure we got saw 90% of the meals she prepared via photos Ralph put on Twitter. Her cooking food was notable and rare enough for the most basic meals to merit posts on Gunt’s Twitter.

She fetched him food like a good doggie when he bellowed for it. She also fed him his favorite treat, ice cream! Like a literal toddler. Here he is waiting for it, all excited with his little hands all up in the air (that’s my favorite part)

Ooh, YUM!

NOM NOM NOM. Such a happy piglet

He’s looking for a new mommy now. Bet he’s sliding into some DMs as we speak.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph made like $10/hr after powerchat cut lol

 

[Bravefart]

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If I didn't love my little buck breaker so much this would have to be my new avater. It's amazing.

 

[Elmo]

Ralph made like $10/hr after powerchat cut lol

And the stripe loan deductions.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

May didn’t cook, she went and got take out for him. She definitely provided food for the Gunt in the form of fetching fast food, ordering food and buying open and eat goods at the grocery store, but only sporadic cooking.

Pretty sure we got saw 90% of the meals she prepared via photos Ralph put on Twitter. Her cooking food was notable and rare enough for the most basic meals to merit posts on Gunt’s Twitter.

Overcooked chicken breast with a big slice of lemon on top every single time.

None of those meals cooked held up to Faith's chicken salad sandwich though

Edit for spelling: phone fagging is hard

 

[Rage Pig]

After streaming for 7 hours he made a whopping $100. Minus Stripe loan and power chat cut that's around $6.50/hr. 5 star days. He raised the minimum price for tts from $3 to $5 a while ago, that seems to have backfired. Alogs were willing to pay $3 to call him a fat pig, but not $5.

 

[AltisticRight]

2 hours supershow, 346 viewers, $52 earned. The Ralphamale is a successful showmaster. Just look at him, sitting in total silence watching a Trump clip. Very few can compete!
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Ralph made like $10/hr after powerchat cut lol

So Ethan made less than $50 in 7 hours? That's Theodore Feaser numbers.
Seems like this is applicable to one more person in the Sektur.
The King, in fact.

 

[HeyU]

from what i remember reading of the original ethan ralph thread, same shit happened on dl.live too. he'd suddenly get 10k lemons at the end of the show. I'd swear its like he's fulfilling a contract that no one's leaked.

this does bring up a good question of why doesn't Ralph move to somewhere even cheaper in mexico. imagine him way down south with the indios. all he'd need to worry about is an internet connect and i'm sure he can just use satelite. he could truely act like king of a village then

right?! If I were Ralph, I’d move to Thailand or the Philippines. Dirt cheap, lots of sex-workers and lots of ex-pats, too.

 

[bile demon]

In the meantime, girls half his age earn ten times what he does in 1/4th of the time, just imitating a literal video game NPC through TikTok.

The rage pig is way behind times.

Ralph could effortlessly do that too, just needs to download TikTok.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Ralph could effortlessly do that too, just needs to download TikTok.
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Don't bring Yagrum Bagarn. He is, even as NPC has higher brain capacity in comparison to piggy. Only thing that they have in common is enormous gut

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Anyone remember how much the stripe loan is? Looks like he'll be paying that shit off for a while at the rate he's going

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

yeah I keep seeing this "stripe loan takes half" but dk if that's confirmed.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

yeah I keep seeing this "stripe loan takes half" but dk if that's confirmed.

Reading the faq on on their website it looks like the company takes a percentage based on daily income. As long as Ralph hits the minimum requirement of the loan every day then he's safe.