🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Does anyone have that clip from one of the more recent pillstreams where Ralph has a xanny hallucination in which he's an Olympic boxer and had his championships stolen from him? That shit was hilarious!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Killstream back and better than ever. Ralph only has to stream for 11 hours to make what he used to make in 6. Cozybros BTFO.

 

[Um...]

Killstream back and better than ever. Ralph only has to stream for 11 hours to make what he used to make in 6. Cozybros BTFO.

Furthermore, Beardson beat him in both viewers and donations last night, in just over 1/4 the time (3 hours vs 11.) Beardson, PaulTown and even Wurzleroot regularly beat him in viewers. But Ralph continues to insist he’s the King of the Sektur, indeed the King of the World and a total high-rolling baller, because it’s really, really important to him to keep that fake image going. And keep OWNING the haters. Like that’s literally his whole life, all he has left in his life, that little livestream and his Twitter account.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph continues to insist he’s the King of the Sektur, indeed the King of the World and a total high-rolling baller, because it’s really, really important to him to keep that fake image going. And keep OWNING the haters. Like that’s literally his whole life, all he has left in his life, that little livestream and his Twitter account.

Recovered addicts frequently say that their addictions made their worlds so small. “At first it was all for fun with my buddies and at the end I was locked in my house, all alone with my stash.” The internet might make Ralph temporarily forget that he’s alone, but he’s alone all the same.

 

[Rage Pig]

He forgot to send himself fake donos and ended up making $195 in 8 hours. King of the sektur, 1/4 of Xanders child support secured.

 

[Fornicario]

He forgot to send himself fake donos and ended up making $195 in 8 hours. King of the sektur, 1/4 of Xanders child support secured.
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Tagging in on BryBry would have given him a more relevant hook than Fakey, but without Milo Ralph has no access to any kind of contribution. He's firmly cemented in the death spiral. By January his show will not be filmed anymore. He might even be late to the new year.

 

[EyeGuy]

He's firmly cemented in the death spiral. By January his show will not be filmed anymore. He might even be late to the new year.

By January he'll be a contestant in the next IP2 prison room.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He forgot to send himself fake donos and ended up making $195 in 8 hours. King of the sektur, 1/4 of Xanders child support secured.
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He's at $149 for 8 hours now.

 

[Rage Pig]

He's at $149 for 8 hours now.

Never underestimate the Ralphamale! The Salvo Pancakes vs. Keemstar drama promises to be an all-time banger on the Killstream. Maybe not tonight, but if he talks about it for another 3 shows, the big bucks will come rolling in. And just to prove you wrong, he soldiered on for another hour, adding a whopping $8 to his income. Can't abort!

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph will do anything for money, except earn it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Never underestimate the Ralphamale! The Salvo Pancakes vs. Keemstar drama promises to be an all-time banger on the Killstream. Maybe not tonight, but if he talks about it for another 3 shows, the big bucks will come rolling in. And just to prove you wrong, he soldiered on for another hour, adding a whopping $8 to his income. Can't abort!
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Eight dollurs an hour?! That's a whole torta! Fuck he owned me.

 

[Um...]

Never underestimate the Ralphamale! The Salvo Pancakes vs. Keemstar drama promises to be an all-time banger on the Killstream. Maybe not tonight, but if he talks about it for another 3 shows, the big bucks will come rolling in. And just to prove you wrong, he soldiered on for another hour, adding a whopping $8 to his income. Can't abort!
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His new routine is:
- Kick stream in the morning before his ‘show’ (“ah might play some Mario tew”)
- 9-11 hours of streaming on Rumble
- do a Locals after that
- get up in the morning and do it all again.

This poor shmuck is literally online every waking hour, scrabbling and begging for any and every scrap of cash he possibly can. His viewers are on the same level as Beardson, PaulTown and the rest of the Cozy streamers, barely in the 300s most of the time. These are the same people he was laughing at just a couple of weeks ago for being *losers*. So how does it feel to be on the same level as these ‘losers,’ Walph?

When will it dawn on him that his Big Comeback (“even bigger and better than before!”) is not happening and will not happen? Stay tuned..

 

[SpergioLeonne]

His new routine is:
- Kick stream in the morning before his ‘show’ (“ah might play some Mario tew”)

I don’t think that’s very relevant to sektur types… could be wrong, but Mario? Wtf

Ralph should stream civilization. And then the devs should patch in a “drunk driver” barbarian unit

 

[AncientPhosphur]

His new routine is:
- Kick stream in the morning before his ‘show’ (“ah might play some Mario tew”)
- 9-11 hours of streaming on Rumble
- do a Locals after that
- get up in the morning and do it all again.

Sisyphus reborn as a fat midget with a bifurcated gunt and micropenis forced to carry his boulder. At least the Boulder King Jarbo now has a stable job contributing to society. Not Ralph, no, he endures this nightmarish purgatory to stave off the inevitable demise of his streaming career. He’s cutting costs wherever he can just for this sad iota of “fame”.

Get a job fat ass! You’ll make more flipping tacos.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Yo, Gunt. We know you lurk these threads. Ask the torta guy the following questions.

"Oye amigo, en tu trabajo necesitan de más gente? Algo como un conserje, un guardia nocturno o un repartidor?"

If he says "Si," follow up with "Podrías por favor recomendarme a tu jefe?"

 

[Rage Pig]

His new routine is:
- Kick stream in the morning before his ‘show’ (“ah might play some Mario tew”)
- 9-11 hours of streaming on Rumble
- do a Locals after that
- get up in the morning and do it all again.

This poor shmuck is literally online every waking hour, scrabbling and begging for any and every scrap of cash he possibly can. His viewers are on the same level as Beardson, PaulTown and the rest of the Cozy streamers, barely in the 300s most of the time. These are the same people he was laughing at just a couple of weeks ago for being *losers*. So how does it feel to be on the same level as these ‘losers,’ Walph?

When will it dawn on him that his Big Comeback (“even bigger and better than before!”) is not happening and will not happen? Stay tuned..

Considering there is a finite amount of money he can beg off his remaining paypigs on any given day, it most certainly wouldn't make much of a difference if he does one 6 hour show on rumble or 16 hours across 3 platforms. A truly horrifying existence, especially when you have to pretend to be sober and can't ease the pain with a nice handful of xannies, a few bottles of Modelo and an interesting conversation with Andrew Tate.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Cozybros BTFO.

I mean, Cozy is pretty much dead at this point, but Ralph can't really claim the "W" on that one. His "all out war" on Cozy amounted to a kamikaze attack on the Titanic after it had already split in half. Entertaining to witness for a bit, but ultimately pointless.

A truly horrifying existence, especially when you have to pretend to be sober and can't ease the pain with a nice handful of xannies, a few bottles of Modelo and an interesting conversation with Andrew Tate.

Xandrew Tate is still trapped deep in his subconscious, just waiting to be set free for another Pillstream exclusive interview.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He's at $149 for 8 hours now.

In Washington state the hourly minimum wage is $16.28 so a wage slave worker is making about 130 over an 8 hour shift and they don't have the payment processor cut that Ralph has LOL. Ralph's making just 19 dollars more then someone working at Wal-Mart in Seattle.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

After cracking barely 60 viewers on Rumble after 8 hours, Ralph says he is open to doing a "gaming tournament" with the YouTuber WingsofRedemption

 

[Mr. Manchester]

After cracking barely 60 viewers on Rumble after 8 hours, Ralph says he is open to doing a "gaming tournament" with the YouTuber WingsofRedemption

Wings would stomp Ralph in any video game. Shit, I would stomp Ralph at any video game and I'm pretty bad at them if they're not turned based and have a big map I can stare at.