🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rage Pig]

I get why he wants to kill himself.

 

[JAKL II]

Shes a big tit grifter with a old time wrestlers name.

Thats it. Thats why shes booked.

 

[Truly Rural]

Daily Ad read

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Daily Ad read

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You know, the man can cut a promo I'll give him that. Everyone else I hear reading that type of thing sounds exactly the same but my boy brings that Ralphamale energy to it and it kind of works. I feel like he'd be a good voice actor for an edgy adult cartoon or something.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I feel like he'd be a good voice actor for an edgy adult cartoon or something.

It's been done already by better

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's been done already by better
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Too on the nose, it'd be funnier if he voiced something out of left field like a vampire or something.

 

[chromebookgamer]

Daily Ad read

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even with a black and white filter rage pig looks totally cooked

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Daily Ad read

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[Obnoxious Asshole]

I keep expecting those bottom teeth to move.

 

[Not Even Twice]

ALOG L! TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY!
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Even if it was full, struggling to tilt 25 pounds is something a 10 year old might do. This piggy was having trouble with half of that, what a champ!

Did Ralph find a new horse during his Tijuana adventure? She looks like a rental.

I think she might have been a rental back in the VHS days.

 

[Telemeter]

I get why he wants to kill himself.
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He doesn't.

Ralph is a woman on the inside. His mind is more womanly than any troon's.

He wants the attention, but he would never actually commit suicide, cause that's what suicide baiting women do. Women who talk about suicide rarely actually attempt it, and in the rare cases they do, its in the most half-assed and survivable way possible.

So don't worry about Gunt, he's never offing himself, he just wants the pitty and attention that comes with saying he will.

Like a woman.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Daily Ad read

Hmm, nice. Gotta give it to him. Ralph is really good at this!

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

I hope that when Ethan does die the Mexican ufo grifter community gets a hold of his corpse and uses it push the conspiracy theory that the government is collaborating with the aliens to make human pig hybrids.

As a UFO enthusiast, there’s no way Ralph would be mistaken for such an advanced specimen. He’s obviously a chupacabra and breaks into ranches to suck the blood and eat the organs of cows and goats for nourishment.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

As a UFO enthusiast, there’s no way Ralph would be mistaken for such an advanced specimen.

Idk, these are the same people who tried to pass this off as a alien mummy

Jaime Maussan never saw a grift worth skipping.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Daily Ad read

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You know, the man can cut a promo I'll give him that. Everyone else I hear reading that type of thing sounds exactly the same but my boy brings that Ralphamale energy to it and it kind of works. I feel like he'd be a good voice actor for an edgy adult cartoon or something.

My favorite part is that Ralph still somehow has his shit together enough to do a half-decent ad read…meanwhile, Mersh is so dogshit and boring and retarded that he’s
been entirely cut off from even doing Rumble ad reads

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

I love the daily ad read. It reminds me of the bum trying to get a buck on the street corner. Same energy.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph's ad read was good and if you disagree you have become blinded by hatred and need to seek Jesus

 

[Lazy guy]

He’s obviously a chupacabra

More like poopacabra.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph talked for a good half hour with Perspicacity (homo, NY) about AIDS transmission rates largely off the top of his head from statistics he read in the 90s (allegedly). Ralph demonstrated PPP levels of knowledge on the subject matter, running circles around the big city queer in what one might have assumed would be their home court.

He then meanders through his college daze talking about how cool it was that he sat in the back of the class drinking 50/50 Gatorade and Vodka from 32 oz bottles while on pills.

He reveals his poly-sci mentor was Professor Goldberg who kicked him out of class and made him do independent study under him. He then referred to his bachelor 'thesis' (lol) as a 'DP'.

AIDS + Gay Friends + Drug Abuse + Independent Studies Under Professor Goldberg Culminating in DP

This. Nigga. Gay.

I’m calling the story about the professor doubtful because Goldberg is also a huge wrestler who was big in WCW in the late-90s.

 

[Spudnik]

Daily Ad read

His show is a joyless desiccated husk of nontent, yet suddenly, he taps into this bountiful energy exclusively to give a sponsor a desperate underpass gobblejob of an ad read. sad!