I'm still laughing over that self-destructive episode. What makes it funnier to me is the hubris of Mersh is so powerful he bit off the hand trying to feed him.
No one but his dead subforum will care if he kills himself. In fact, multiple families would be celebrating.
Litres is a measurement of volume and pounds is a measurement of mass. You can't just directly convert the two without considering density, piggy. This is stuff taught to children in schools. 10L is around 22 pounds of water, and it's not even full. Most adults can lift 10kg of liquid for a drink. This isn't the own you think it is.
Excellent point about the rest but he’s always been this
Ralph would be great on one of those late night hour long informercials shilling a new product for slicing vegetables.
Mershes cat shit infected brain logic makes him believe if he goes off script and ad libs his unfunny jokes they'll think he's so good they'll have to pay him more.
3000 years ago when I was a kid the knife collector show would play at 3 am on QVC. They would sell giant bundles of knives and swords and hack shit apart with them. It was the coolest shit ever. There's a video out there of one of the guys hitting a hunk of wood with a katana and having a chunk of it fly off and hit him.
He definitely has the expressive eyebrow raises for it. But his little piggy eyes didn't catch this spelling mistake on his stream title and banner, from 3 days ago.
Poley was a real nigga FRFR RIPHappy Boulderversary, everyone!
Reminder: 6 years ago, Ralph was the king of the sector, from the top on down, guaren fucking tee. He'd stream to thousands of people and make thousands of dollar hosting a couple hour show a couple days of the week. Internet celebs like Keemstar, Daddy Gym, and Sam Hyde were happy to go on his show.
Now, he's a fat, alcoholic, pill-popping. midget felon that hosts to only a couple of hillbillies and trailer trash while living in a 3rd world country and conteplating suicide since his life is so miserable, but doesn't cause he wants to continue being a menace here on Earth. Ralph, I'd recommend trying to live forever cause your eternal reward is gonna be a fiery one for your sinful, spiteful, selfish lifestyle.
Anyways, here's a message from beloved children's' entertainer Poley the Polar Bear
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He already has training. Watch this and tell me that he couldn't easily transition into selling swords for a living. You can't.
Guntmourne hungers.
[Intelligence 12] "yeah, ah know one ihm ahm... I'm one":
Say what you will, but the Ralphamale had both middle fingers up when he was down.
This precedes QVC so probably the predecessor of what you remember. TBS used to run this endlessly.
Can't wait for Gunt to turn on Kata again8/8/24
Ralph had some bish on his show. Here are the highlights.
Ralphamale reminds female guest what he would do had she not accepted the invitation:
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Middle aged man impresses woman by explaining Sektur Lore:
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Y'know how there are people who are too smart for their own good?
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Ralph still refuses to tell us abut his unbelievably embarrassing trip, drops a little more info that he couldn't board the first plane because he didn't have a "certain document". Also states that he's cool with Faiths boyfriend considering he takes care of Xander "when he's not there":
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Ethan Ralph, Rekietas #1 Bulldog, is still convinced that the people of Rekietas town or the Government "set him up":
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Damn, this rumor is getting pretty wide spread, especially when it's coming from the mouth of Ethan Ralph, host of the infamous Killstream, with tens of thousands of active listeners tuning in at any given moment during his 10 hour long shows. This clip alone should be enough evidence to prove that there is, in fact, a big enough rumor that could be dispelled with the release of the body cam footage... Unless Ethan would like to make a public statement that his show is far too small and insignificant to be of any worldly impact, then i suppose we could just toss this clip into the bin and pretend that it never happened.
Bonus clip, talking into a microphone on the internet = pro wrestling:
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Didn't this pathetic worthless piggy with four titties want to do a boxing match with Aaron?
