🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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This looks like it could be another version of that DSP detractor game. You have to travel around the world and complete tasks in order to fight Ralph. If you take too long, Ralph runs off like a little bitch. But if you do manage to catch him, you get a short amount of time to do as much damage as possible. And the entire game is you just tracking Ralph across the globe until you finally catch him in a tin shack in Mexico for the final boss fight. You can even have little Xaniberries fall out of his gunt every time he takes damage

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This looks like it could be another version of that DSP detractor game. You have to travel around the world and complete tasks in order to fight Ralph. If you take too long, Ralph runs off like a little bitch. But if you do manage to catch him, you get a short amount of time to do as much damage as possible. And the entire game is you just tracking Ralph across the globe until you finally catch him in a tin shack in Mexico for the final boss fight. You can even have little Xaniberries fall out of his gunt every time he takes damage

The difficulty slider is just how deranged you are. Easy mode is where you have nothing better to do with your life and impossible mode means you have a job and don't give a shit about what Ralph does other than laughing at him.

 

[Oh Darn]

>Keanu scheduled
That same vapid bitch Keanu who's in Balldoskelly's orbit?
Desperation.

Oh PLEASE let this be a repeat of the Chrissy Mayr interview where Ralph yelled at her on air!

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

What a fame and money hungry skank. She’s a complete idiot for agreeing to talk to Ralph, who has blackmailed nearly everyone who has ever worked with him with things that he thinks will harm them or their brand.

I don’t think she has anything to worry about. She’s already posted her own pussy to the internet. Unless she makes a sex tape with Ralph what damage can he do to her?

 

[Braphamut]

I don’t think she has anything to worry about. She’s already posted her own pussy to the internet. Unless she makes a sex tape with Ralph what damage can he do to her?

A real shame Ralph failed to ask her the icawnic killstream question.

 

[AltisticRight]

A real shame Ralph failed to ask her the icawnic killstream question.

Even a straw is too loose for piggytits.

 

[Die For Me!]

9/11/24
Ralph claims his viewer count during debate night was broken:

Ralph claims the abysmal viewer count right now is also because it's broken:

Ralph gives us new Checkmark lore, states he'd rather "start selling shit" before he'd ever stop paying for his checkmark:

I didn't clip this from a previous show, but taytay went to a football game with ebullient red shoes. The woman inside Ralph was star struck by them and took 10 minutes to talk about how much of a taytay fan he was. Here's Ralph reassuring his audience he's still a Swiftie despite her supporting Kamala:

Ralph hollers to wake chat up:

After about 30 minutes of technical difficulties, Dingo appears and does his own hollering:

Warning: Goonstream Clips, Proceed With Caution​

Negro Shannon Sharpe accidentally went live while having sex. Ralph would proceed to investigate this story for 21 minutes. Here's Ralph listening to a black man have sex on his show:

Here's another lengthy clip of the Ralphamale listening into black intercourse:

After ah lengthy investigation ah so do declare that this goonstream is anothah certified Noir Killstream Classic!

 

[Um...]

His viewer count wasn’t “broken.” It was visible when clicking on the stream. (It was in the 300s the whole time,)

 

[FiveStarAce]

9/11/24
Ralph claims his viewer count during debate night was broken:
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Ralph claims the abysmal viewer count right now is also because it's broken:
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Ralph gives us new Checkmark lore, states he'd rather "start selling shit" before he'd ever stop paying for his checkmark:
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I didn't clip this from a previous show, but taytay went to a football game with ebullient red shoes. The woman inside Ralph was star struck by them and took 10 minutes to talk about how much of a taytay fan he was. Here's Ralph reassuring his audience he's still a Swiftie despite her supporting Kamala:
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Ralph hollers to wake chat up:
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After about 30 minutes of technical difficulties, Dingo appears and does his own hollering:
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Warning: Goonstream Clips, Proceed With Caution​

Negro Shannon Sharpe accidentally went live while having sex. Ralph would proceed to investigate this story for 21 minutes. Here's Ralph listening to a black man have sex on his show:
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Here's another lengthy clip of the Ralphamale listening into black intercourse:
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View attachment 6408778After ah lengthy investigation ah so do declare that this goonstream is anothah certified Noir Killstream Classic!

This counts as a cuck-stream, doesn't it?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

This looks like it could be another version of that DSP detractor game. You have to travel around the world and complete tasks in order to fight Ralph. If you take too long, Ralph runs off like a little bitch. But if you do manage to catch him, you get a short amount of time to do as much damage as possible. And the entire game is you just tracking Ralph across the globe until you finally catch him in a tin shack in Mexico for the final boss fight. You can even have little Xaniberries fall out of his gunt every time he takes damage

So it's like a better version of the LJN Jaws game on NES? The game needs a cutscene with Ralph sailing on Sandra's tugboat with a hammer stuck in the side and singing, "Takin' xannies, drinkin' booze and fightin' round the world! What a glorious day to spend away fightin' round the world!"

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So it's like a better version of the LJN Jaws game on NES? The game needs a cutscene with Ralph sailing on Sandra's tugboat with a hammer stuck in the side and singing, "Takin' xannies, drinkin' booze and fightin' round the world! What a glorious day to spend away fightin' round the world!"

There should be cut scenes of Ralph running away from you and dumping Sandra on the side of the road. She can scream at him about needing to go to her dialysis appointment in the scene

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

She can scream at him about needing to go to her dialysis appointment in the scene

Frogger esk mini game with her dodging traffic to get to dialysis center, the twist is a ever increasing thermometer showing the ambient temperature.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Frogger esk mini game with her dodging traffic to get to dialysis center, the twist is a ever increasing thermometer showing the ambient temperature.

It works like Summer in Don't Starve. She starts taking heat damage and has to forage for grass and twigs to make some sort of hat to give her shade. She also has a blood toxicity level as a timer.

 

[Mynameisdark]

What's the point of having 300 viewers if they don't chat or donate? Imagine being so boring you have to shout your pay pigs awake.

 

[AltisticRight]

It works like Summer in Don't Starve. She starts taking heat damage and has to forage for grass and twigs to make some sort of hat to give her shade. She also has a blood toxicity level as a timer.

Maybe that's the solution to her heat issue. Just chuck snowballs at her.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What's the point of having 300 viewers if they don't chat or donate? Imagine being so boring you have to shout your pay pigs awake.

Ralph paid for 400 viewers but 100 of the bots turned off their programming after listening to him talk so he’s stuck with only 300 fake viewers

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What's the point of having 300 viewers if they don't chat or donate? Imagine being so boring you have to shout your pay pigs awake.

“I’m an internet legend”

Ralph just does it so a few dedicated paypigs keep sending their social security checks to him. He’s as broke as he is fat annd boy is he fat and has no 5 year plan. What always bothered me about people who stream for a living, or survival for Ralph, is they never ask what happens in 5, 10, 15, or even 20 years? It’s not a sustainable or stable market to make it your only income source just from how trends quickly change and Ralph already had his peak he’s never going to get back. His show format is absolutely garbage and every rebrand he’s tried failed utterly. He’s probably reliant on a handful of losers to keep him afloat and there’s no telling if they’ll be around in the future and Ralph is so high time preference like a nigger he just blows it all. At this point Ralph is just doing what he does best: pretend he’s super famous and a rock star collecting small tips while xanaxing out of reality while everyone tunes in now and again to see if he stopped breathing or not.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This counts as a cuck-stream, doesn't it?

every Killstream is a cuckstream because Ralph is an admitted, verified cuck.

 

[Tofu Dust]

9/11/24
Ralph claims his viewer count during debate night was broken:
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Ralph claims the abysmal viewer count right now is also because it's broken:
View attachment 6408697
Ralph gives us new Checkmark lore, states he'd rather "start selling shit" before he'd ever stop paying for his checkmark:
View attachment 6408705
I didn't clip this from a previous show, but taytay went to a football game with ebullient red shoes. The woman inside Ralph was star struck by them and took 10 minutes to talk about how much of a taytay fan he was. Here's Ralph reassuring his audience he's still a Swiftie despite her supporting Kamala:
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Ralph hollers to wake chat up:
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After about 30 minutes of technical difficulties, Dingo appears and does his own hollering:
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Warning: Goonstream Clips, Proceed With Caution​

Negro Shannon Sharpe accidentally went live while having sex. Ralph would proceed to investigate this story for 21 minutes. Here's Ralph listening to a black man have sex on his show:
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Here's another lengthy clip of the Ralphamale listening into black intercourse:
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View attachment 6408778After ah lengthy investigation ah so do declare that this goonstream is anothah certified Noir Killstream Classic!

I wonder if he had this same shit eating grin when Meigh was with the Mexican Jiggalo?

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph is on Perspic's channel and is clearly some kind of pilled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpka-lQmt7g

no cam on, his loyal gay jannie driving so they can kill the stream easily.