🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[GettrGriftr]

"Give her a slap on the ass! Oh, you're so fuckin' brave!!"

 

[bile demon]

If Riley, Ralph and Vito got together behind the scenes and formed a Fat Manlet Co-host Union, Dax would be in big trouble.

-Dax is obsessed with convincing Josh to do a pushup???

He would have an easier time convincing Gunt to stop drinking.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Easily top 5 Ralph moment. Honestly, there are a lot of worthy contenders, it's a tough call.
Ralph is not a clown, he's the entire circus.

He does deserve a "times he was actually not a retard" thread and put that and dancing outside the blaze on there. Sure there's a few more.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

He would have an easier time convincing Gunt to stop drinking.

Ha ha. We need an "Oh, snap!" reaction sticker.

 

[Die For Me!]

The Gunt would be a perfect telemarketer. He doesn't even have to leave his shack.

Okayy thoooo.... yew don't want FDA approved nuclear fallout pills for $69.95 plus free shipping? Ok well... You're baaanned.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If Riley, Ralph and Vito got together behind the scenes and formed a Fat Manlet Co-host Union, Dax would be in big trouble.

He could probably pull Beardsoy in as well.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Reminder that although Ralph purported to hold a "100 day goal streak" stream today, he had already missed his goal on day 97 of his streak, according to his own donation bar.

Ralph MISSED the goal tonight.

A legendary 96-day goal hitting streak has come to an end.

 

[Die For Me!]

9/6/24
During a Trump speech, Ralph accidentally plays audio of a football game he's watching onto the stream:

Paypig Guitar Anthony reveals the long awaited surprise gift for reaching 100 goals. its a video of DJ Paul he paid $125 dollars for:

long time killstream enjoyer cannot stand it anymore, calls Ralph out over his love for negros, receives a ban:

Ralph brings up that Dox Moon makes fun of him for worshiping negros:

Ralph plays a recent vito the pedo interview. The moment Ralph sees vito in a room with no lights on, he claims vito is stealing his Noir:

Ralph stops everything to play the DJ clip again. claims the video is "very genuine" even though someone paid him to say this shit:

Ralph is so desperate for a spot on Dicks show he wants to be third wheel:

A long clip about how Ralphs lonely lonely life :

Ralph reminds us of how cursed his existence is, as he not only suffers from an IQ bordering retardation, but is also burdened with internal monologue:

Ralph once again goes on a diatribe about the cozy bullshit for an entire fucking hour, here's a small clip of him admitting once again that he was about to kill himself for not being able to enter AFPAC or whatever the fuck it was:

Ralph stops everything again for the DJ Paul video:

With about an hour left on the clock, Ralph decides to go into detail about how cool his Twitter checkmark is, stating that it's a Legacy Checkmark, which makes it extra super special:

final thoughts: this was one of the most pathetic streams Ralph has done in a while, and is a pretty great introspective into the baseline delusions Ralph deals with on a day-to-day basis. Was also probably the most times I've face palmed watching the gunt in a long ass time.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

During a Trump speech, Ralph accidentally plays audio of a football game he's watching onto the stream:
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Its not a football game. Its a basketball game between Wisconsin and Kentucky back when both programs were good. I think this was from the 2015 NCAA tournament because it talks about a rematch and Kentucky beat Wisconsin in the tournament the year prior

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just wanted to say thank you to the Ralph clippers! His streams are so incredibly dull I could not stand sitting through them your hard work is much appreciated!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

admitting once again that he was about to kill himself

And once again Ralph displays that characteristic cowardice we have come to know and laugh over.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Whenever I sometimes begin to feel pity for this grotesque pig monster, I remind myself that he is a grotesque pig monster stuck in a mental and physical hell of his own creation.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

With about an hour left on the clock, Ralph decides to go into detail about how cool his Twitter checkmark is, stating that it's a Legacy Checkmark, which makes it extra super special:

Golly Ralph, why do you have that blue checkmark anyway? Is it because of all the hard hitting articles you wrote on www.theralphretort.com? I had better go read those to see what excellent work you've done!

Oh... oh wait...

 

[Rage Pig]

Great clips, it seems the Killstream has morphed into something akin a struggle session at a shrink. Talking about how shitty his life is, getting into his feels, chatting with his head mates and suicide baiting. His inability to realize how fucking pathetic he comes across is astonishing.
Ah neva lived alone, always with my momma or my girlfriend and my momma or my girlfriend as a replacement for my momma. Ahm just like a fat baby with the spiritual maturity of a 12 year old girl with bpd.

It's also very funny how his fat melon head beams with joy because a subhuman nigger got paid to mumble some ebonics into a mic for less than two minutes.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Bragging about a fucking twitter checkmark. Hey Ralph, invite Patrick Tomlinson on your super show, you could both mald about JAWSH MOON and your faggoty twitter checkmarks together

 

[Gorton Colu]

Bragging about a fucking twitter checkmark. Hey Ralph, invite Patrick Tomlinson on your super show, you could both mald about JAWSH MOON and your faggoty twitter checkmarks together

It's nawt troo! He had to pay 5,000 dollars for his blue checkmark if you want to know the truth about it. In fact it's YOU who is malding over the continued success of the Killstream.

 

[Javelin Bee]

The Ralphamale really loves to tongue nigger's anuses.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Bragging about a fucking twitter checkmark. Hey Ralph, invite Patrick Tomlinson on your super show, you could both mald about JAWSH MOON and your faggoty twitter checkmarks together

I think after 30 minutes, I would stop laughing at Ralph screaming Its Nawt Troooooo at Patrick while Patrick keeps shouting back No Stalker Child

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Not 280 lbs by the way.

Does SMP not own a funnel to pour those ridiculously huge jugs into smaller bottles, a straw with which to drink from and could be a lot of fun on days where he’s thirsty but hammered AF, or a tube where he could stuff it into the jug and not have to risk shouting his widdle arms break as he struggles to lift up that ridiculous jug?

 

[AltisticRight]

Does SMP not own a funnel to pour those ridiculously huge jugs into smaller bottles, a straw with which to drink from and could be a lot of fun on days where he’s thirsty but hammered AF, or a tube where he could stuff it into the jug and not have to risk shouting his widdle arms break as he struggles to lift up that ridiculous jug?

I think the rapepiggy with quadruple titties simply wants to show us ayelawgs that he can in fact lift up a jug of water for a few seconds.
I look forward to the day where his grip comes loose and the water pours all over his setup. The spergout on Xitter will be funny.