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He would have an easier time convincing Gunt to stop drinking.-Dax is obsessed with convincing Josh to do a pushup???
He does deserve a "times he was actually not a retard" thread and put that and dancing outside the blaze on there. Sure there's a few more.Easily top 5 Ralph moment. Honestly, there are a lot of worthy contenders, it's a tough call.
Ralph is not a clown, he's the entire circus.
Ha ha. We need an "Oh, snap!" reaction sticker.He would have an easier time convincing Gunt to stop drinking.
The Gunt would be a perfect telemarketer. He doesn't even have to leave his shack.
He could probably pull Beardsoy in as well.If Riley, Ralph and Vito got together behind the scenes and formed a Fat Manlet Co-host Union, Dax would be in big trouble.
Ralph MISSED the goal tonight.
A legendary 96-day goal hitting streak has come to an end.
Its not a football game. Its a basketball game between Wisconsin and Kentucky back when both programs were good. I think this was from the 2015 NCAA tournament because it talks about a rematch and Kentucky beat Wisconsin in the tournament the year priorDuring a Trump speech, Ralph accidentally plays audio of a football game he's watching onto the stream:
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And once again Ralph displays that characteristic cowardice we have come to know and laugh over.admitting once again that he was about to kill himself
Golly Ralph, why do you have that blue checkmark anyway? Is it because of all the hard hitting articles you wrote on www.theralphretort.com? I had better go read those to see what excellent work you've done!With about an hour left on the clock, Ralph decides to go into detail about how cool his Twitter checkmark is, stating that it's a Legacy Checkmark, which makes it extra super special:
It's nawt troo! He had to pay 5,000 dollars for his blue checkmark if you want to know the truth about it. In fact it's YOU who is malding over the continued success of the Killstream.Bragging about a fucking twitter checkmark. Hey Ralph, invite Patrick Tomlinson on your super show, you could both mald about JAWSH MOON and your faggoty twitter checkmarks together
I think after 30 minutes, I would stop laughing at Ralph screaming Its Nawt Troooooo at Patrick while Patrick keeps shouting back No Stalker ChildBragging about a fucking twitter checkmark. Hey Ralph, invite Patrick Tomlinson on your super show, you could both mald about JAWSH MOON and your faggoty twitter checkmarks together
Does SMP not own a funnel to pour those ridiculously huge jugs into smaller bottles, a straw with which to drink from and could be a lot of fun on days where he’s thirsty but hammered AF, or a tube where he could stuff it into the jug and not have to risk shouting his widdle arms break as he struggles to lift up that ridiculous jug?View attachment 6378935
Not 280 lbs by the way.
I think the rapepiggy with quadruple titties simply wants to show us ayelawgs that he can in fact lift up a jug of water for a few seconds.Does SMP not own a funnel to pour those ridiculously huge jugs into smaller bottles, a straw with which to drink from and could be a lot of fun on days where he’s thirsty but hammered AF, or a tube where he could stuff it into the jug and not have to risk shouting his widdle arms break as he struggles to lift up that ridiculous jug?