🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%
  • Total voters
    386
8/12/24
⚠️The following products do not ship outside the United States. As such, the elderly man hiding behind the trucker hat, sunglasses, and monochrome filter has never used any of these products himself. Until Ralph posts video ebadaance of him cunsooming the 5G Radiation Pill, he is a complete bitch-made conman who is too lazy and poor to personally validate any of the products he pushes onto his audience.

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Ralph performs a dance. His hunchback is visible for a brief moment:

Today's Ralpha Dance is sponsored by 1775 Coffee:

Ralph does an incredibly low energy dance on Susan Wojcicki's grave:

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Here's Ralph realizing he's getting mega raped with child support payments, but first, a word from our sponsor 5GFree:


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Haru Okumura said:
A paypig just told Ethan that if he made it to a 100-show goal streak he'd get a gift related to Memphis. Ethan immediately cut in that if it was something like a ticket to Memphis, he'd need to know that well ahead of time because of an unspecified bad complication he experienced in Tijuana related to travel.

He has also been ranting about losing "critical documents" in California that "ruined his entire trip", something he's referenced a half-dozen times today at least. He is still planning to go back to Tijuana for a day trip so it seems like the documents relate specifically to international travel, not domestic travel inside of Mexico.

What are the odds that Ethan somehow managed to lose his passport?
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Ethan just admitted that he did, in fact, lose his passport, although he still has the card. He wants to attend Nick's hearing so he's currently trying to figure out how to make it to Minnesota with a restricted ability to fly directly.

EDIT: He also does not have a USA driver's license because he lost his Virginia license for not having insurance. He has a Mexican license and, therefore, also needs to get the United States to reciprocally honor the Mexican license to drive in the United States.
 
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Ralph MISSED the goal tonight.

A legendary 96-day goal hitting streak has come to an end.

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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan just admitted that he did, in fact, lose his passport, although he still has the card.
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Haru Okumura said:
EDIT: He also does not have a USA driver's license because he lost his Virginia license for not having insurance.
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Just another undocumented migrant trying to cross the border. Surely an NGO will help - ideally with a bus ride to NYC for the lols.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan just admitted that he did, in fact, lose his passport, although he still has the card. He wants to attend Nick's hearing so he's currently trying to figure out how to make it to Minnesota with a restricted ability to fly directly.

EDIT: He also does not have a USA driver's license because he lost his Virginia license for not having insurance. He has a Mexican license and, therefore, also needs to get the United States to reciprocally honor the Mexican license to drive in the United States.
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He's definitely not making it. You also know that the States will probably not honor the Mexican license due to losing his previous one due to insurance. I could be wrong though, as I am only assuming.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
UPDATE: I have been fat checked by an American-Mexican journalist. I have no way to confirm the veracity of the below information.

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*misses goal*
*browses farms while putting up a video he stays silent on*

:diddler: I MADE THE GOAL AFTER ALL :diddler:

Clearly faked it like every woman he ever slept with
 
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