🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sicko Hunter]

Wrestling is to poor white trash what anime is to autistic kids in the suburbs

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph can draw a lot of parallels to his favorite wrestlers. Both Hogan and Flair are multi-divorced has beens with a history of domestic violence and are currently desperate to stay relevant in a field that would rather not have them exist anymore.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph can draw a lot of parallels to his favorite wrestlers. Both Hogan and Flair are multi-divorced has beens with a history of domestic violence and are currently desperate to stay relevant in a field that would rather not have them exist anymore.

Isn’t EOR more of a never was?

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

I want him to attend it too.

You're not a real Kiwi if you don't.

 

[Mikoyan]

He wants to attend Nick's hearing so he's currently trying to figure out how to make it to Minnesota with a restricted ability to fly directly.

That hearing's going to be a sheer shitshow nexus of the entire internet. And here I am stuck a couple hours away for a few weeks. I could go. I don't think I will.

 

[bile demon]

Wrestling is to poor white trash what anime is to autistic kids in the suburbs

Credit where credit is due; at least wrestling fans aren't all pedophiles.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

That hearing's going to be a sheer shitshow nexus of the entire internet. And here I am stuck a couple hours away for a few weeks. I could go. I don't think I will.

You shouldn't. I wouldn't want to confirm that any of these retards are real people that live outside of my computer screen.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ethan just admitted that he did, in fact, lose his passport, although he still has the card. He wants to attend Nick's hearing so he's currently trying to figure out how to make it to Minnesota with a restricted ability to fly directly.

EDIT: He also does not have a USA driver's license because he lost his Virginia license for not having insurance. He has a Mexican license and, therefore, also needs to get the United States to reciprocally honor the Mexican license to drive in the United States.

Jesu Mon, Ralph has this incredible ability to make everything in his life insanely complicated. He's now an American without American papers who left the country his daddy gave him because of legal issues involving children now wants to travel to America on Mexican paperwork to attend a trial about Crackets' legal issues involving children. It's pottery.

 

[Die For Me!]

8/16/24 - Rekieta Attack Dog Begins Epic Journey to Minnesota​

In another 5d chess move that will surely not blow up in his face, Ralph has decided to go to the Rekieta court hearings in person.
Ralph, while explaining how he is going to get to Minnesota, reveals he cannot take a direct flight there because he lost his Passport at the border from his previous trip to see his son:

Ralph later reveals his plan to attack Kiwis by filming and "face doxing" them as they walk into the court room:

And even plans to follow them to their cars:

Any Farmers planning to go to the hearing should be alerted that there will be a wild, sweaty hog roaming the parking lot armed to the teeth with a selfie stick and a purse that may bring minor discomfort if used as a weapon.
If you find yourself being attacked by a grouchy, retarded hog-goblin, please consider one the following maneuvers:

• Toss a fast food burger away from you and the court house​
• Ask it how it would feel if it hadn't eaten breakfast today​
• Shake a pill bottle at its face while walking towards the court house​
• Point behind him and exclaim that "Harry Morris" is present​
• Start shouting his ex-wife and daughters name​
• Bring a tape measure and threaten to record his height live on the Killstream if he gets too close​

If all else fails, remember that Minnesota is a Duty to Retreat state, and that any pace faster than a brisk walk should be more than enough to outpace the hog.

The stream ends with Ralphs final message to Kiwi Farms Administrator Joshua Moon before scamming chat out of a promised movie night in order to plan his border hopping escapades:

 

[Gorton Colu]

Can't believe he never bothered to get an international drivers license. Wait, I can believe it as he is a big dumb dumb.

 

[Tofu Dust]

8/16/24 - Rekieta Attack Dog Begins Epic Journey to Minnesota​

In another 5d chess move that will surely not blow up in his face, Ralph has decided to go to the Rekieta court hearings in person.
Ralph, while explaining how he is going to get to Minnesota, reveals he cannot take a direct flight there because he lost his Passport at the border from his previous trip to see his son:
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Ralph later reveals his plan to attack Kiwis by filming and "face doxing" them as they walk into the court room:
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And even plans to follow them to their cars:
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Any Farmers planning to go to the hearing should be alerted that there will be a wild, sweaty hog roaming the parking lot armed to the teeth with a selfie stick and a purse that may bring minor discomfort if used as a weapon.
If you find yourself being attacked by a grouchy, retarded hog-goblin, please consider one the following maneuvers:

• Toss a fast food burger away from you and the court house​
• Ask it how it would feel if it hadn't eaten breakfast today​
• Shake a pill bottle at its face while walking towards the court house​
• Point behind him and exclaim that "Harry Morris" is present​
• Start shouting his ex-wife and daughters name​
• Bring a tape measure and threaten to record his height live on the Killstream if he gets too close​

If all else fails, remember that Minnesota is a Duty to Retreat state, and that any pace faster than a brisk walk should be more than enough to outpace the hog.

The stream ends with Ralphs final message to Kiwi Farms Administrator Joshua Moon before scamming chat out of a promised movie night in order to plan his border hopping escapades:
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You can tell he's absolutely FLAMING mad. He's probably had at least 7 different revenge fantasies where he bravely confronts an evil Kiwi and beats em down. This will only end in failure for him, whether he actually goes or not. Which he definitely won't. Can't wait for the cope when he fails to catch his plane again.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I absolutely do not expect this to backfire in Ralph's face at all. I don't foresee anything going wrong with antagonizing random people in the courthouse parking lot. I definitely don't see him getting either the shit beaten out of him, arrested, or both.

 

[Guntkvd]

Don't listen to karenfarms, King. Wrestle the a-log judge if he finds Nick guilty.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

And even plans to follow them to their cars:

I hope @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed goes so Ralph can follow him to this car.

Spoiler: He's got pictures of fat furrys all over it. You don't have to click it.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I absolutely do not expect this to backfire in Ralph's face at all. I don't foresee anything going wrong with antagonizing random people in the courthouse parking lot. I definitely don't see him getting either the shit beaten out of him, arrested, or both.

There is no way that he won't be straight up bullied into the dirt when he Shows up.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Ralph later reveals his plan to attack Kiwis by filming and "face doxing" them as they walk into the court room:

And even plans to follow them to their cars:

One question. How does he plan on getting their usernames? He might get random peoples' names and pictures but that won't do him any good unless he can match them to the Farms.

And it definitely won't do him any good if he doxes some random professional and accuses them of being a KF user. I'd tell him to worry about a defamation suit but Lord knows the only thing he has to his name is a streaming laptop and a few piss bottles.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Kiwi fist autism legion will hold line line against the pig.
I'm sneeding my part!

 

[Gorton Colu]

There is no way that he won't be straight up bullied into the dirt when he Shows up.

Me imagining Cog and Dan showing up to intercept Ralph at the courthouse. Good ending: They all end up in jail.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Toss a fast food burger away from you and the court house

This is faulty information and will not aid any Kiwifarmers in their evasion of a ragepig attack. The ideal solution is to specifically toss the fast food burger into the nearest trashcan. And be sure that the ragepig is visually aware that the børger has been tossed into the trashcan. If the burg is not seasoned with garbage, he will not have any interest in it!

 

[SiggerNlayer]

8/16/24 - Rekieta Attack Dog Begins Epic Journey to Minnesota​

In another 5d chess move that will surely not blow up in his face, Ralph has decided to go to the Rekieta court hearings in person.
Ralph, while explaining how he is going to get to Minnesota, reveals he cannot take a direct flight there because he lost his Passport at the border from his previous trip to see his son:
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Ralph later reveals his plan to attack Kiwis by filming and "face doxing" them as they walk into the court room:
View attachment 6317995
And even plans to follow them to their cars:
View attachment 6317996
Any Farmers planning to go to the hearing should be alerted that there will be a wild, sweaty hog roaming the parking lot armed to the teeth with a selfie stick and a purse that may bring minor discomfort if used as a weapon.
If you find yourself being attacked by a grouchy, retarded hog-goblin, please consider one the following maneuvers:

• Toss a fast food burger away from you and the court house​
• Ask it how it would feel if it hadn't eaten breakfast today​
• Shake a pill bottle at its face while walking towards the court house​
• Point behind him and exclaim that "Harry Morris" is present​
• Start shouting his ex-wife and daughters name​
• Bring a tape measure and threaten to record his height live on the Killstream if he gets too close​

If all else fails, remember that Minnesota is a Duty to Retreat state, and that any pace faster than a brisk walk should be more than enough to outpace the hog.

The stream ends with Ralphs final message to Kiwi Farms Administrator Joshua Moon before scamming chat out of a promised movie night in order to plan his border hopping escapades:
View attachment 6317997

I really really really really really hope this ends in another on camera Ralph beating.