🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AncientPhosphur]

He really is boring. I thought it was hyperbole when people said it's always CNN + dead air + him browsing the phone. It is not. Occasionally you get a disentratented comment, but how are there are people who unironically watch this?

Ralph absolutely owning the alogs by making content so awful it’s painful to try to sit through. Really owning us there buddy. I’m pretty sure if any record of the keeelstream survives to the 41st millennium it’ll be broadcast in the slave quarters of a Night Lords ship as torture, they’ll prefer the sounds of screaming in no time. All these years of the gunt being carried by Gaytor and Zidane and the fat retard never managed to rub 2 brain cells together to figure out how to do a show that draws people in.

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

Ralph having that self realization felt like it came out of looney tunes. This man is a living cartoon character

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph having that self realization felt like it came out of looney tunes. This man is a living cartoon character

Any hope of Ralph having any shred of humanity left was just barely saved by that clip. Of course we all know the truth is that he's a disgusting pig monster that would bury his own brother alive in his backyard to evade property taxes (Sorreh Evan!), but at least the pay pigs can use this clip as copium that Ralph might feel remorse for things he says

 

[Rage Pig]

3.5 hours in we have 253 viewers and $69. To answer your question piggy: yes, you'll make it 110, by sending fake donos to yourself.

 

[HackerX]

LOL. After having a mini-cope/seethe session about Jim hating him, Ralph copes that Jim never invited Ralph to his house. How is Ralph so assblasted over an e-friendship that ended years ago with someone he never met in person? You can legitimately spot the difference between Ragepig Ralph and Butthurt Ralph.

Rants about the alogs. "Most people think they are the weird people." Says man who has stated he won't kill himself to make the alogs seethe.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I only caught the last 10 minutes of Piggy's stream just now. Anyone know what he was banging on about? Who wants to try to remove him that he was being so defiant against?

Remove him? Where's the fun in that? Better that he be able to livestream his every stupid decision leading to his own self-executing demise.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

man who has stated he won't kill himself to make the alogs seethe.

I still snicker at the logic quadrotits made for himself to keep "living out of spite" because we all already know the real reason he isn't dead is because he's too big of a coward to ever kill himself.

 

[Die For Me!]

9/27/24
Ralph makes an audible yelp getting out of his chair despite claims he doesn't feel hip pains anymore, is also still in his pajama bottoms:

about 4 hours into the show and only 24% of the goal being reached, Ralph decides to make a hat goal if his viewers keep the streak alive:

The rent-a-clown will do the blue hair again if someone donates $600 dollars like last time:

Ralph confirms my estimation of making $40 dollars a day on ad reads by stating he just got his check for the ads, a whopping $785.90

Ralph discloses the Ralphacreditdebt: $60,000 in student debt, $25,000 for the Ralphatruck. He will not be paying any of it back:

Ralph confirms his child support is at least $800 a month:

Ralph claims Metokur is selfish for not killing himself:

Ralph states his dick is erect thinking about Metokur in his casket, plans to piss and shit on Metokurs grave. Is not worth ejaculating on however:

Ralph ends the show by groveling at his pay pigs feet:

 

[AltisticRight]

>I am better than DSP and Aaron Imholte
You're really not. You're a nonce shield, abuser, sex offender, and probably jerked it to Soph's 12-year-old photo which makes you a fucking paedophile. You're a fat piece of shit West Memphis piggy with quadruple titties and a bifurcated gunt and you absconded from the country your daddy gave you because you're afraid of the wrath of two baby-mamas.
If you have to say you're better than a beggar and an abuser, you're really not.

Ralph goes full incel again, states all women are whores and that he admits he tied up "some girl" once and raped them consensually :

"Rape consensually".
What does that even mean? It only makes sense in the brains of a piggy with quadruple titties.
Unfortunately @MirnaMinkoff doesn't use piggychat. Can you imagine the astronomical coping and seething piggytits will display at her remarks?
Also, it's not nice to project your own mother's promiscuity onto 50% of the world, piggy.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Pillstream? Copestream? Seethestream? Miserystream? How will we call this all time banger?

 

[JAKL II]

Owes 25k on the predatory loan Nissan.

He hasn't paid a dime on it since before he fucking fled America.

Typical Ralpanigger shit.

 

[HackerX]

Owes 25k on the predatory loan Nissan.

He hasn't paid a dime on it since before he fucking fled America.

Typical Ralpanigger shit.

TBH, whoever approved the loan deserves what they got and I don't know what they expected. I wonder if Pantsu is a cosigner though because I just don't see how his credit history didn't throw up every red flag. Even for a Nissan losn.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Ralph discloses the Ralphacreditdebt: $60,000 in student debt, $25,000 for the Ralphatruck. He will not be paying any of it back:
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Ralph confirms his child support is at least $800 a month:
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I don't think Ralph is capable of paying any of this. Does he even make $800 a month? Take away that $800 from what he pays and he is left paying for his tin shack, tortas, xanny berries, and makers mark in order to survive. If you took Ralph's word on how much he makes (which is entirely false), he would have to work 5,000 years to pay back those loans (assuming no interest was ever applied).

TLDR, Ralph is a broke little bitch who can't afford to pay back basic loans

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

DSP, during his WWE Champions stream, was laughing at Ralph. Stating that he's a pilled-up dunce that couldn't even follow through with the "Fuck DSP" stream. Phillip knows you're a joke.

 

[Seafarer]

Got this from some rando PPP rexeeted. It's Ralph admitting to running from DSP by not following through on his "Fuck DSP" festival:

DSP’s reaction:

 

[JAKL II]

DSP, during his WWE Champions stream, was laughing at Ralph. Stating that he's a pilled-up dunce that couldn't even follow through with the "Fuck DSP" stream. Phillip knows you're a joke.

Fucking ouch. Somebody post a clip of that in here for posterity.

LOL his excuse for not doing it, is the election 6 weeks from now. What a bitchmade ass bitch..

"The idiots at the Casino can't talk politics because they're stupid."

No you idiot they don't have to RELY on politics because they aren't stupid and know that politics is fucking boring, i.e. your dwindling botted viewer count, watch the KC not talk politics all month, do an Election Stream, make what you make in an entire month in 5 hours and then go right the fuck back to entertainment because politics is fucking boring, see: your fat ass watching CNN and adding preschool commentary.

 

[TV's Adam West]

My day is ruined, here I was ready to watch the rage pig drunkenly mumble about Phil, now I just have to settle for drunkenly mumbling over Tucker clips.

*Sigh*

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

King DSP yet again wins by doing absolutely nothing.

 

[HackerX]

Got this from some rando PPP rexeeted. It's Ralph admitting to running from DSP by not following through on his "Fuck DSP" festival:
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DSP’s reaction:
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Did Ralph forget he was the one trying to hype up this one-sided affair? The Ralphanigger is blaming Kino Casino for trying to make it a thing when it was him that went on a Xitter spree and made a gay promo?

This is why no one engages with him during his IBS callbacks. His "professional" life mimics his sex-life (permanently inactive). He blows his load as soon as he starts and moves on to the next thing. Shamefur Dispray for the Ralphamale.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ralph confirms my estimation of making $40 dollars a day on ad reads by stating he just got his check for the ads, a whopping $785.90

Such a retard. I bet Meigh is very interested in this nugget of info, since New York can garnish practically anything they want. Normally, it wouldn't be worth it, but given he's been playing the Ralphamale game it might happen.