🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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He won't acknowledge he has a daughter with Corrine, but on his Spite Hotel Stay he told a story how May spilt hot coffee all over Rozy and Ralph had to save the day. Even going so far as to reference her Twitter handle as a wink wink. Something happened in that time since that scared Ralph into compliance, or he forgot he made those tweets entirely.
 
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Psst, he rapes dead people
(Jarbo on the beat, hoe)
Ayy, Jarbo on the beat, hoe
Xanax, any pill nigga, it’s tax free, bro
Ralph down, clip the ebadaance, tell him, "Seethe, bro"
Nail a nigga to his goal, he walk around like Sterling
What's up with these broke-ass wiggas tryna be wrestlers?
Da whole Sektur can hate me, fuck 'em all and they drama
How many gay-ops you really got? I mean, it's too many options
I'm finna pass IBS, I'm Phill Burnell

Beat your ass and hide the Morals if God watchin'
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show wiggers
Certified aloggin’, I'm the one that drop the corn on 'em
Walk him down, whole time I know he got Pesos on him
Polls on him, extort tips, bully, Death Row on him

Say, Ralph, I hear you like 'em young
You better not ever go to cell block one
To any spic that talk to him and they in love
Just make sure you hide your lil' daughter from him
They tell me Evan got the curb selling RalphaHouse
And GAYDUH at the Pippa, pipkin' with his pants down
And Vito got a weird case, why is he around?
Certified Comedians? Certified pedophiles

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Haru, fuck 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, i'ma clip your stuff
Why you tweetin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?
Jerkin' off on stream and it's probably to Minors

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us
They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

You think chat let you cum on Jims grave, nigga?
I think Tijuana gon' be your last stay, nigga
Did May abscond, I don't know why you still pretendin'
What is that ring? Fake Diamonds and dull nickel, go
The Kiwi Farms not dumb
Shape the stories how you want, hey, Ralph, they're not slow
Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise
Ain't that somethin'? Jcaesar stands for cuck
And you Minnesota most wanted

Ain't no lawyer, you balldo, fetch Red Bulls or somethin'
Since 2009, Jim had this bitch jumpin'
You niggas'll get a wedgie, if you even wear boxers
What TTR for? "Thumbing Tight Rectums"? bussy!
Nigga better straighten they posture, got famous all up on Bro Team
Might clip this for the docket, tell the Ralphamale, "quit hidin'"
Fuck a Pillstream, want KingPin, no promos, and I'm doxing
He fuck around, call Dispatch

Cheatin’ on Zoomer Girl with Ade, that's connivin'
Then posts a sob story like a bitch rectifyin'
I'm glad Zidane came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither
From Virginia down to SoCal, nigga better not speak of Christine
And your hombre need subpoena, that predator move in flocks
That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch
I lean on you traffickers like Dick sucks for cock
Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Coach, ayy

Put a work on me, I’ma confiscate your coat, ayy
Seattle is For Truth, and he won't pass the knife, ayy
How many times Ralph really stab her Arse? Ayy
One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy
Ralphamale a lie, he a woman in disguise, ayy
Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy
blow they ass up like it’s paid for by ZOG, ayy
Farms is back up, it's a must, we online, ayy

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us
They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

Once upon a time, journos said we’re to blame
Homie still Gamer Gating callin' us some slaves
AdSense was the Mecca, writin' bullshit and names
Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game
The Retort signal boosted pedophiles to make 'em richer
Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda
You run to Herrera when you need a check balance
Let me break it down for you, this the Wet T-Shirt Challenge

You called Fuentes when you didn't see AFPAC (ayy, what?)
Boy Lover went and got your twitter back (what?)
Milo gave you false street cred
Sargon made you feel like Caesar in your head (ayy, what?)
Boy Soprano was your capo to behest (what?)
Warski say you good, but he fled
You run to Adul when you need a few dollars
No, you not a nomad, you a fuckin’ rageaholic

The Conviction matters, and the truth of the matter
It was God's plan to show y'all the liar

Mm
Mm-mm
He a mark, he a mark, he a mark (mm)
He a mark, he a mark, he a-
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 5 foot 1 Hog
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 5 foot 1 Hog
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 5 foot 1 Hog
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 5 foot 1 Hog
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Let me hear you say, "EOR" (EOR)
Say, "EOR" (EOR)
Then flag this stream, flag that stream
Then flag this stream, flag that stream

Are they harvesting?
Is Null live again?
Then flag that stream, flag that stream
Then flag this stream, flag this stream
 
Man I wouldn’t even give Ralph a free torta out of sympathy when he hits his homeless and broke arc much less give him $100 to watch a movie.
 
Ralph is doing a bonus "goalless" stream right now due to news he got yesterday that he has a mystery appointment on Thursday, which will make his plane ticket to see Vickers Jr. next weekend more expensive. There might only be two unabortable kill streams next week.
All these mystery appointments and trips to see Faiths son + the missing shows is bleeding the pig dry. For Ralphs sake, I hope his Halloween announcement is that he found a winning scratch off ticket in a gas station dumpster.
 
Ralph, you're missing out on a golden opportunity. Get the hookup from Styx and join Jeremy in his autistic crusade against Disney. All you gotta do is shill his coffee and be like Bob Iger, all your movies are gonna bomb cause you went all woke. What'chu think about that? Bish!
 
When Xander is old enough, everytime he is escorted away from the playtime/activities he wants to do; he's going to resent Ralph. How will Ralph react to his own flesh and blood rejecting him because he's once again an inconsiderate nuisance? I don't think there will be a Killstream memoir is all I'm saying.
 
I'm surprised he's even still able to afford going to see Xander. I guess credit cards really are just a free endless money hack!

:diddler: TAX FREEEE BISH!
 
Seems like the whole sektur is in a financial free fall mode. Too bad Ralph is in Mexico and not the US. If Ralph was back in the country his daddy gave him then he could engage in Negro activities like petty theft stuffing stolen goods under his gunt for resale on Facebook marketplace.
 
Ralph is doing a bonus "goalless" stream right now due to news he got yesterday that he has a mystery appointment on Thursday, which will make his plane ticket to see Vickers Jr. next weekend more expensive. There might only be two unabortable kill streams next week.
All these mystery appointments and trips to see Faiths son + the missing shows is bleeding the pig dry. For Ralphs sake, I hope his Halloween announcement is that he found a winning scratch off ticket in a gas station dumpster.
I wonder if he’s having to go to consulate and deal with his lost passport issues.
Background
I was watching this YT video on the only medical experiment they ever did on causing alcoholic DTs in human subjects back on the old Narco Farm in KY. Anyway I found it odd the YT channel named was “bat country” ala HST. I was hoping for more doco style videos but they were mostly personal vlogs by this alcoholic Irish guy trying to stay sober. So he has a bunch of videos and one of them was about the various repercussions of being a bad alcoholic for eight years overseas (he’s from the UK, lives in Berlin). One of the big ones that upended his life was getting arrested at the Hungarian border because of passport issues.

This guy lost so many passports on drunken binges the UK refused to issue him new official 10-year passports and required he get a temporary one every year. The amount of old lost/stolen passports plus all these “temporary passports” look shady to the border officials. Also since he was drunk for six years he sort of ignored the whole Brexit thing, he was in Germany when Brexit occurred, so they see he’s in the EU illegally.

He got taken to jail in Hungary for a day while they sorted out what to do, but he has to leave the EU within two weeks and return to the UK, which is a problem since his apt and “business” is in Berlin. He hopes to try to sort out the bureaucratic nightmare he’s in, but he admits it’s his own fault for being a irresponsible drunk for so many years
The fact this alcoholic lost so many passports (and CC and phone) that the govt told him to fuck off and would only allow him to have one year temporary passports made me think of Ralph. Ralph’s lost a few, it’s why he has to walk across the border because he only has that card that’s good for Mexican/Canada.

I wonder if Ralph is trying to get another passport and they are requiring some serious hoops and fees just to consider it or maybe he won’t be trusted with another ten year one. If he’s lost more than one passport in the last four years they might be put in some special retard program for expats that can’t be trusted with actual passports.
 
111 viewers on rumble
16 viewers on robot

All that's left for piggy is dying and melting into a couch.
Multiply the two to get 50% of Kino Casino's viewcount.
1776 in fact, which will commence again.

Can he even afford a couch in Meheecoh? He'll polymerise into his gay squeaky gamer chair. His neighbours will call in a welfare check when they can no longer hear his squeaky chair. Policía mexicana will find a fat piggy with all four titties polymerised into some garbage no-name stinky chair with the aroma of piss bottles in the air. May God save them.
 
There's no room for a couch to melt into in his tin shack. His gamer chair will have to suffice.
 
I wonder if Ralph is trying to get another passport and they are requiring some serious hoops and fees just to consider it or maybe he won’t be trusted with another ten year one. If he’s lost more than one passport in the last four years they might be put in some special retard program for expats that can’t be trusted with actual passports.
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:diddler: I’m sorry I lost my passport again! I was drunk in a strip club in Tijuana taking creep shots of strippers to post to Twitter and then they hauled my drunk ass out and threw me to the curb where I fractured my hip! This interview IS tax free correct?
 
Policía mexicana will find a fat piggy with all four titties polymerised into some garbage no-name stinky chair with the aroma of piss bottles in the air. May God save them.
Might actually be a refreshing change of pace from the usual cartel horror shows they have to clean up.
 
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