🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[not william stenchever]

The Ralphachair was god's only begotten gaming chair and it sacrificed itself for our lols.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

The music in the background is cherry on top.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Anyone know anything about this seismic event?

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[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He's not even fat anymore due to his drug usage.

Did you not see that round belly?

He was so fucked up on whatever substance he's on this week that he couldn't even sit in a chair without fucking it up.

This is also true.

 

[Pelican Bones]

"You're fat"

>falls out of chair fatly

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Harry Mo getting in on the action !

Ah, even Muerte Harry comes out to stick a knife in the Kang. Feels like old times.

 

[Cornfed]

Imagine falling into not a puddle of your own piss, but vessels that are creating an ever growing puddle of piss as you desperately flail about like a crippled porcine as your piss soaks more and more into your already filthy cloths.
Five star days bish.

 

[HahaYes]

 

[RodgerDodger]

Only alcoholics leave their empties everywhere. I know computers are addictive and there's not really space for everything, but pick up the trash off the floor.

Ralph famously pees in the empties so he doesn't have to get up from his traitorous chair. There would bottles of piss on the floor behind him that his formet horse faced wife was required to empty and dispose of every day.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Slightly longer version where he flails into more bottles.


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I can’t believe his chat is that slow, at first I assumed it was apart of the paused YouTube video.

The funniest thing happens and all he gets is a single viewer typing “looool”. (Who I’m sure was swiftly banned)

 

[6MillionCoofs]

He’s going to end up dying by impaling himself on bottles of his own piss at this rate.

I can’t wait.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Chair said:

 

[Hamstirer]

I'm sure it's just a script.
Kayfabe of course. Bishes

"Juurshuaa Potter wishes he could afford a chair this awesome "

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I love how IMMEDIATE the chair gave up when he started leaning back. Took the path of least resistance and then some.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

In delicious jiff format enjoy!

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[record scratch]



There are moments in life when time seems to slow down, when reality unfolds frame by frame like a cosmic joke. For Ethan Ralph, that moment came on an ordinary Friday afternoon. As his chair tipped past the point of no return, his mind grasped the cold, mathematical certainty of his impending date with glass bottles thanks once again to gravity. The gentle squeak of tilting chair legs. The subtle shift in balance. The split second when his desperate windmilling arms only accelerated his descent.

 

[Red flaming panda]

This just in: Mexico experience record breaking earthquake after man-pig falls out of a chair.

 

[NSA]

Sean wins by doing absolutely nothing.

GOD'S PLAN

 

[Atomic Ant]

I want to personally thank Dick "Daxi Pad" Masterson for being the visionary who convinced Ralph that what the Killstream needed, more than anything, to become a mainstream and respectable podcast, was a webcam.

 

[Big Lenny]

Reminds me of cans.wav, but fatter and more retarded

 

[Hellion]

God, it's so good to laugh at a cow where there aren't children in imminent danger.

One of the quickest karmic slap-downs I've ever seen. Slapstick, in fact.