🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%
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    386
Insanely Retarded said:
I assume that (at least) every once in a while he kicks over piss bottles by accident too
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Yes! Imagine how easy it is to knock over something after a few beers. Now add xannies to the mix. His home is a splash zone, inhospitable even to women like Pantsu.

Harambe said:
I think this will be an increasingly regular occurrence until the chair is replaced
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Optimistic of you if you're thinking the replacement will be another chair. I think we're going to see The Illustrious Killstream being broadcast from one of these:
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Julius Caesar The 187th said:
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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Man, he is getting through chairs at a rate of knots.
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It was only December 2022 when the last Ralphachair perished. :story:

Note the same bottles.wav immediately afterwards.
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I don't know why, but there's a universal hilarity to seeing fat people crash onto the ground, like even other fatties can laugh at this shit too.

Though the sound of the bottles really kills it for me.
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
Only alcoholics leave their empties everywhere. I know computers are addictive and there's not really space for everything, but pick up the trash off the floor.
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Those aren't empties, dude. He keeps them around to piss in. He isn't an amateur alcoholic. He is an ADVANCED alcoholic. Notice they all had different tones? That's because they all had different levels of piss in them.

Meigh told us how he kept piss bottles around at all times.
Vibralldo said:
Also, lol, calling Sean fat while he falls out of his chair
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I believe God was actually watching his stream and saw him call someone else fat and immediately punished him for it.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Man, he is getting through chairs at a rate of knots.
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It was only December 2022 when the last Ralphachair perished. :story:

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Those chairs would fare better if they were cared for by BossManJack.
Sam Losco said:
Feature worthy Ralphamale events have gone from "Ralph shared a sex tape of himself and the fat teenage girl he knocked up" to "Ralph fell out of his chair again and bottles.wav was heard".
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I fail to see how this is an issue.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Feature worthy Ralphamale events have gone from "Ralph shared a sex tape of himself and the fat teenage girl he knocked up" to "Ralph fell out of his chair again and bottles.wav was heard".
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He literally called someone fat and then his chair instantly collapsed because of how fat he is.

How the fuck is that not feature worthy?
 
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AnOminous said:
He literally called someone fat and then his chair instantly collapsed because of how fat he is.

How the fuck is that not feature worthy?
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It's even funnier that the MINI SODA arrest warrant he was served with on twitter didn't even get an honourable mention.

He's extremely ass blasted about it and it's yet another barrier preventing him from re-entering America, but this 2nd Looney Tunes chair incident has eclipsed that. :story:
 
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GaryGray said:
Ralph while trying to talk to Sami Alexis aka Samantha Mack (thank you Ralph for showing her name) wanted to flirt with her by showing his bitchin body and setup. This caused Rumble to crash.
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Does this creature not make you immediately want to put a ring on it?
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🎉 Congratulations on 1500 pages 🎉
After passing out, crashing his Rumble stream, then sleeping live on his Telegram stream Sami has this to say. Now Ralph is :nitenite: but it would be fair to say he would respond with, "Trust no bish."
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Plenty of fish in the sea. Ralph just needs to find another perfect storm of daddy issues who agrees to clean up his piss bottles to own the A-logs.

And this time he'll make sure that passport is hidden and she's locked in a cage when he's out in Vegas.
 
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surprised he didn't take the whole tin shack down with him to be honest, satan giving him a little tug there, "its time to come home piggy" he whispered
 
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