🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Trans Randy said:
I much prefer funny little clown piglet Ralph over violent criminal domestic abuser Ralph, and I hope it stays that way until he inevitably bites the dust.
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Most people do,. Fortunately he is alone and with zero prospects outside Mexican whorehouses. Hopefully it stays that way.
And to be fair, it likely will since he is deteriorating at such a rapid pace. Another year of "issues" like he's had the last twelve months, and he will have less control over his body than Evan.
 
Julius Caesar The 187th said:
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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!
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Late August, 2024: A butterfly, perched on a dry-stone wall, in the quaint village of Pepperstock, Bedfordshire, flaps its wings. The tremors of this seemingly minor event reverberate outward, unnoticed by all. Months later, in Mexico, a man with a bifurcated gunt, named Ethan Ralph, is pitched over the backrest of his chair, as if he has been thrown by Gary Barlow's gigantic son.

This is the miraculous side of nature that David Attenborough will not show you.
 
Sam Losco said:
Feature worthy Ralphamale events have gone from "Ralph shared a sex tape of himself and the fat teenage girl he knocked up" to "Ralph fell out of his chair again and bottles.wav was heard".
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I think his arrest warrant is feature worthy as well.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
Yes! Imagine how easy it is to knock over something after a few beers. Now add xannies to the mix. His home is a splash zone, inhospitable even to women like Pantsu.


Optimistic of you if you're thinking the replacement will be another chair. I think we're going to see The Illustrious Killstream being broadcast from one of these:
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he'll crush it like a beercan
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Also he struggles to lift a simple chair lmao
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The funny part is it was clear he was trying to overhead press it but struggled it get it past his shoulder.

What do you think the average weight of a low-mid tier gaming chair? 15-20kg (35-45lb)?

Average unconditioned middle aged manlet should be able to put up 25kg/55lb

for all his bluster, Ralph can't even OHP the Olympic bar itself.
 
A Grey Cat said:
The week is almost up and it's been tye best one I've had in years.
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Better or worse than the time that pedophile Shadman liked that lolicon fanart you drew for him?

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Braphamut said:
The funny part is it was clear he was trying to overhead press it but struggled it get it past his shoulder.

What do you think the average weight of a low-mid tier gaming chair? 15-20kg (35-45lb)?

Average unconditioned middle aged manlet should be able to put up 25kg/55lb

for all his bluster, Ralph can't even OHP the Olympic bar itself.
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Well do some light research with the power of AI!

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Apparently they weigh 50-90 lbs. we’ll be generous and say Ralph struggled to lift up 60 lbs with both hands. I think I’ve previously suggested Ralphto get a 35lb kettleball when he was bragging about getting into his fitness arc, 35lbs is pretty decent for beginners. That would mean he’d struggle to lift one handed a 35lb kettleball. Woof. Pretty rough for a weakling.

And now him falling out of his chair.

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You sure about that 180lbs there Ralphamale? Weak AND fat!
 
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